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"He's mine, mine, all mine" !!!! screams Mick Jagged.
"Mick? We forgot all about you, too". Gasped everyone.
"No No No Mick..hes mine, I bought the rope and everything"! yells Elyse
"I dont want 'eem! shouts Mr. Jagged. I was singin' lyrics to me new song, All Mine!
"Can someone untie me"?! asks Bradley Bradford Pear Pitt.
"Is there anyone else you've tied up in cargo, Elyse"? asks everyone.
"Just a wee Rhesus monkey" I rescued him from the sanctuary back in the last town.
"Well no wonder it smells like monkey butt in here".
"Ill buy some disinfectant on our trip to Wally Woo Woo World. My birth place! says Wally/Bonny.
"Im really confused now... You have stumped the Chester"! says GC scratching head.
"Talking about stumps' Said Bonny 'I was stumped once on that TV show I was on; Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"; they asked me if I knew the name of the author of the book The Baby's Revenge. Well Nora Booboff was not the correct answer, so I never got the million dollars. I did get a $20 gift voucher from Walmart tho, to spend how I wanted to in the goldfish food section of the store, oh, and I got a free set of steak knives to"

"Ok, enuf stories from you bunch of loonies' said Wom 'it's getting dark, the bus is broken down, and I think we may be all standing on an old Indian burial ground. We need to get going, Mayor Wally Woo Woo is expecting us."

Just then, a loud piercing wailing sound came from the underbrush.
Bonny, GC, Elyse, Helen, Brad and Mick all ran in terror and locked themselves in the broken down bus.

"Oh for God sakes Bill' said Wom 'would you stop trying to frighten all the girls? Come out from behind that tree now and behave yourself!!!"

"Sorry" said Bill


The dwarf from Hootenanny Crik