Story teller game

[wombat2u2004]

"Am I seeing Pyramids in the distance or do I have a serious concussion?" asked Bill.

"Hahaha, another surprise mates! explains Paul. "Yep, pyramids..right Bill...stage props yer seeing. These camels are here for my new film, "Dundee Half Croc'k In Egypt". Elyse you can stay behind if ya like, Im takin a fancy to ya and I can arrange to fullfill your dream with a long ride on a two-humper....camel.! grins Paul.

I gah a lah o toys & fings but no flying camels!" "My plane awaits! Lets, go!
"I'm off to make a name for myself! said Bill proudly. "Lets go bust Irene into the second Tuesday of next week"!

"Hey, Wom.....sing along wiff me I can't get no...ss-atiss-fac-tion...but i try & I try & I try-try- try, but I........

Wild Blue Yonder

.........caint git no........satis..................factshon"

"Gee GC, you really sound bad,' said Bill 'can you sing In The Wild Blue Yonder?"

Nope' said GC 'Never heard of it"

"Well,' said Bill 'if you go far enuf away from us all here, you'll be singing in the wild blue yonder"

"Now now Billy boy' said Bonny 'there is no need for that. If you don't like GC's singing, you can put ear muffs on, like the rest of us."

"Stone the bloody crows' said Wom 'look what I have found."

Everyone gathers around Wom as he removes well placed tree branches and other sundry detritus from around a well hidden hippy bus.

"Oh look' said Elyse 'the bus is full of skeletons. Hippy skeletons"

"Oh goody' yells Bonny 'I love playing with hippy skeletons. Can I play with one ??? I promise I won't rattle the rib cages loudly."

"Well that's gotta sound better than GC's singing." Said Bill.

"Would you bloody lot belt up !!! 'said Wom sternly (which was evidenced by his little pink ears flapping wildly) 'at least make yourselves useful, and gather what you can for our trip. We've got to outrun Irene, and we haven't much time left. Bill, check the gas. Elyse, check the oil. GC, check the water. Helen, you check the tyre air pressure. Yes yes Bonny...you can go loot and pillage the skeletons belongings. I'll just sit here and watch you all."


Crank...pfizzle. Crank....cough splutter. Crank....VROOOOMMMM

[GrandChester]

.........caint git no........satis..................factshon"

"Gee GC, you really sound bad,' said Bill 'can you sing In The Wild Blue Yonder?"

Nope' said GC 'Never heard of it"

"Well,' said Bill 'if you go far enuf away from us all here, you'll be singing in the wild blue yonder"

"Now now Billy boy' said Bonny 'there is no need for that. If you don't like GC's singing, you can put ear muffs on, like the rest of us."

"Stone the bloody crows' said Wom 'look what I have found."

Everyone gathers around Wom as he removes well placed tree branches and other sundry detritus from around a well hidden hippy bus.

"Oh look' said Elyse 'the bus is full of skeletons. Hippy skeletons"

"Oh goody' yells Bonny 'I love playing with hippy skeletons. Can I play with one ??? I promise I won't rattle the rib cages loudly."

"Well that's gotta sound better than GC's singing." Said Bill.

"Would you bloody lot belt up !!! 'said Wom sternly (which was evidenced by his little pink ears flapping wildly) 'at least make yourselves useful, and gather what you can for our trip. We've got to outrun Irene, and we haven't much time left. Bill, check the gas. Elyse, check the oil. GC, check the water. Helen, you check the tyre air pressure. Yes yes Bonny...you can go loot and pillage the skeletons belongings. I'll just sit here and watch you all."


Crank...pfizzle. Crank....cough splutter. Crank....VROOOOMMMM

"Taaaattaaaa ttooooo muuuuuch ttturbuulancce". "If I wanted my bones rattled this much I woulda stayed back with the hippys"! screams Bonnie

Crank...pfizzle. Crank....cough splutter. Crank....VROOOOMMMM

"Bonnie we havent left the ground yet"... Thats the plane taxiing! adds Elyse
"Oh what a thrill on my birthday"! cheers Elyse with arms flailing.

"Is that a Gremlin on the wing? asks Strop.
"Nope its Helen...shrunk herself back to the size of a dill pickle agin! said Wom.

All of the sudden a cloud burst hits.

" I shoulda known I was no hurricane chaser". said Bill with a gruff, agitated voice. "Lets all hop on that bus of bones and...

Shake..Rattle & Roll

[cassiesmom]

" I shoulda known I was no hurricane chaser". said Bill with a gruff, agitated voice. "Lets all hop on that bus of bones and...

Shake..Rattle & Roll

"Let's all hop on that bus of bones and shake, rattle and roll our way out of this storm!"

Hippie skeletons

[Bonny]

Bill put the pedal to the metal. There is a big black funnel coming our way. Up Up and Away yells Elyse. Those hippie Skeletons are rattling like Sidewinders. Kerplunk the bus just . . . .



On Top Of Old Smokey

[wombat2u2004]

Bill put the pedal to the metal. There is a big black funnel coming our way. Up Up and Away yells Elyse. Those hippie Skeletons are rattling like Sidewinders. Kerplunk the bus just . . . .

....let out one final backfire, and settled into an easy smooth ride, heading towards the big black funnel in the distance.
"Who knows a song ?" Said Elyse.
"I do" Said Bill
"Well sing it bill...sing it"
Bill starts to sing..........
"On Top Of Old Smokey,
Where nobody goes.
Lays Marilyn Monroe,
Without any....." ***CRASH***
All of a sudden the front axle of the bus broke in half.
"I never got to finish my song" Said Bill
"Later...later" Said Wom

That twister is gonna hit us in..........

[Bonny]

....let out one final backfire, and settled into an easy smooth ride, heading towards the big black funnel in the distance.
"Who knows a song ?" Said Elyse.
"I do" Said Bill
"Well sing it bill...sing it"
Bill starts to sing..........
"On Top Of Old Smokey,
Where nobody goes.
Lays Marilyn Monroe,
Without any....." ***CRASH***
All of a sudden the front axle of the bus broke in half.
"I never got to finish my song" Said Bill
"Later...later" Said Wom

That twister is gonna hit us in..........

the south end & turn us around around like a spinning top. I'm getting sick just hearing about it said Elyse. Making a mad dash for the emergency door everyone bails out somewhere over Kansas? Wom wakes up wearing a red pair of woolen long johns with brand new sparkly ruby red slippers .......


cow path

[wombat2u2004]

the south end & turn us around around like a spinning top. I'm getting sick just hearing about it said Elyse. Making a mad dash for the emergency door everyone bails out somewhere over Kansas? Wom wakes up wearing a red pair of woolen long johns with brand new sparkly ruby red slippers .......

....and a new sequined purple tutu.
"Do I look beautiful ?" Said Wom
"Yes, you do look beautiful Wom" Said everyone in unison.
"Can we walk along this yellow brick road ?" Asks Wom
"It ain't no yellow brick road, it's a cow path" Said Bonny with a piece of straw sticking out of her mouth.
"But those are yellow bricks on the ground" Said Elyse.
"Nope, they are cow patties' said Bonny 'I know, I step in them every day"
So off they went along the yellow cow patty road, until.............

Elyse puts her foot into