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"Am I seeing Pyramids in the distance or do I have a serious concussion?" asked Bill.

"Hahaha, another surprise mates! explains Paul. "Yep, pyramids..right Bill...stage props yer seeing. These camels are here for my new film, "Dundee Half Croc'k In Egypt". Elyse you can stay behind if ya like, Im takin a fancy to ya and I can arrange to fullfill your dream with a long ride on a two-humper....camel.! grins Paul.

I gah a lah o toys & fings but no flying camels!" "My plane awaits! Lets, go!
"I'm off to make a name for myself! said Bill proudly. "Lets go bust Irene into the second Tuesday of next week"!

"Hey, Wom.....sing along wiff me I can't get no...ss-atiss-fac-tion...but i try & I try & I try-try- try, but I........

Wild Blue Yonder
.........caint git no........satis..................factshon"

"Gee GC, you really sound bad,' said Bill 'can you sing In The Wild Blue Yonder?"

Nope' said GC 'Never heard of it"

"Well,' said Bill 'if you go far enuf away from us all here, you'll be singing in the wild blue yonder"

"Now now Billy boy' said Bonny 'there is no need for that. If you don't like GC's singing, you can put ear muffs on, like the rest of us."

"Stone the bloody crows' said Wom 'look what I have found."

Everyone gathers around Wom as he removes well placed tree branches and other sundry detritus from around a well hidden hippy bus.

"Oh look' said Elyse 'the bus is full of skeletons. Hippy skeletons"

"Oh goody' yells Bonny 'I love playing with hippy skeletons. Can I play with one ??? I promise I won't rattle the rib cages loudly."

"Well that's gotta sound better than GC's singing." Said Bill.

"Would you bloody lot belt up !!! 'said Wom sternly (which was evidenced by his little pink ears flapping wildly) 'at least make yourselves useful, and gather what you can for our trip. We've got to outrun Irene, and we haven't much time left. Bill, check the gas. Elyse, check the oil. GC, check the water. Helen, you check the tyre air pressure. Yes yes Bonny...you can go loot and pillage the skeletons belongings. I'll just sit here and watch you all."


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