Story teller game

[Bonny]

Well I was the shortest kid in the world until GaryColeman happened along. Then I became the oldest shortest adult in the world after Gary Coleman passed away. R.I.P. Gary That's my life in two short sentences.

What about you Wom?


floating bottle

[wombat2u2004]

Well I was the shortest kid in the world until GaryColeman happened along. Then I became the oldest shortest adult in the world after Gary Coleman passed away. R.I.P. Gary That's my life in two short sentences.

What about you Wom?

"Ahhhh Bonny Bonny Bonny' Said Wom 'you are such a floating bottle when it comes to telling stories about yourself. Tell us all first about the Shetland Pony you got for your 21st birthday, and the extendable ladder you needed to climb up onto the pony. And while your at it, tell us about the time you bit Snow White on the kneecap during that school play where you played Grumpy.
And after that, I'll tell you all about Wom"

Size 1 shoe fits all midgets

[Bonny]

"Ahhhh Bonny Bonny Bonny' Said Wom 'you are such a floating bottle when it comes to telling stories about yourself. Tell us all first about the Shetland Pony you got for your 21st birthday, and the extendable ladder you needed to climb up onto the pony. And while your at it, tell us about the time you bit Snow White on the kneecap during that school play where you played Grumpy.
And after that, I'll tell you all about Wom"

Size 1 shoe fits all midgets

Thanks Wom for spilling the beans. Snow White had it coming she stepped on my Size 1 shoe fits all midgets & I bit her in the knee cap to get her attention. The ditz a bella was off in La La Land as usual.

Me & my pony Rascal were the best of buds. When I turned 21 it was a BIG day for me. He stood while I climbed the extendable ladder & once I was in the saddle it was RC Rodeo time. Rascal took off bucking like he had a burr under his saddle. You could not see daylight under the saddle because I hung on like a monkey.

Those were the good ole days when I was young & full of piss & vinegar. Now I am just hanging in there wearing my pull up & on diapers & Rascal has departed this world for the rainbow bridge. Life can be sad but you have to look on the bright side I am going to collect my first Social Security check in November. Maybe I will be able to get some dentures then along with hearing aids, a wig for my bald head, & go have a happy meal at Mc Donalds.

Now how about it Wom give it your all & tells us about the real you.


Dunken Donuts

[GrandChester]

Thanks Wom for spilling the beans. Snow White had it coming she stepped on my Size 1 shoe fits all midgets & I bit her in the knee cap to get her attention. The ditz a bella was off in La La Land as usual.

Me & my pony Rascal were the best of buds. When I turned 21 it was a BIG day for me. He stood while I climbed the extendable ladder & once I was in the saddle it was RC Rodeo time. Rascal took off bucking like he had a burr under his saddle. You could not see daylight under the saddle because I hung on like a monkey.

Those were the good ole days when I was young & full of piss & vinegar. Now I am just hanging in there wearing my pull up & on diapers & Rascal has departed this world for the rainbow bridge. Life can be sad but you have to look on the bright side I am going to collect my first Social Security check in November. Maybe I will be able to get some dentures then along with hearing aids, a wig for my bald head, & go have a happy meal at Mc Donalds.

Now how about it Wom give it your all & tells us about the real you.


Dunken Donuts

"Thats funny Bonny"! snorts Helen. Well, not about poor Rascal or your baldness"!

"Holy Drunken-Dunken Donuts BatMan"! replies GrandChester. Better pull up a chair cuz this is gonna be a real humdinger! "I can recall one story very vivid WomBat and thats when you"...

Tequilla worm.

[wombat2u2004]

"Thats funny Bonny"! snorts Helen. Well, not about poor Rascal or your baldness"!

"Holy Drunken-Dunken Donuts BatMan"! replies GrandChester. Better pull up a chair cuz this is gonna be a real humdinger! "I can recall one story very vivid WomBat and thats when you"...

........and a bunch of your mates tried to fish a tequilla worm out of a bottle of cheap imported Mexican plonk. Tell us about it Wombat"

"Well gang, I'll tell ya'all.' Said Wombat 'There we were, me, me mate Bruce, and some sheila by the name of Pinabullana (yeah folks, she was Aboriginal), sitting in the pub one day. The sheila made a bet with me and Bruce that she could get the worm out of the bottle quicker than we could. Me and me mate Bruce tried and tried to remove the worm from that bottle of evil elixer, but to no avail.
We tried everything, even Fong Whoflungdung (the Chinese cook) gave us a lend of his own chopsticks....but no....every time we had that little sucker cornered, he would escape. After about two hours of this, the sheila had had enough, and said it was her turn. Before we could bat an eyelid, the sheila grabbed the bottle, and smashed it over her own head, and in one swift move she caught the worm between her teeth and gulped it straight down."
Me and Bruce sat their flabbergasted. I said to her 'how did you do that?' The sheila replied 'Well for a starters, I never sat there and picked my nose like you and your mate did for tha last two hours, and I have won the bet, so pay up.' Just then, much to me and Bruce's amazement, the sheila starts to sway and stumble around the pub, and all of a sudden she fell flat on her face out the door. 'I'll be buggered' Bruce said. 'Crikey' I said. And then a bunch of Aboriginal guys all dressed up in kangarro skins and feathers arrived (I think they were witchdoctors) and they carried her away. That's when I said to me mate Bruce 'Bruce, you can put the cigarettes away now, looks like we won't have to give her that smoke she won.' And that's the end of the story folks."

"Wom' Said Bill. 'That story is great, tell us another one"

"Ok' Said Wom 'but first we should listen to a story from Grand Chester"

"Oh I've got a great story' Said Grand Chester 'Once upon a time..........

Sitting Bull

[GrandChester]

........and a bunch of your mates tried to fish a tequilla worm out of a bottle of cheap imported Mexican plonk. Tell us about it Wombat"

"Well gang, I'll tell ya'all.' Said Wombat 'There we were, me, me mate Bruce, and some sheila by the name of Pinabullana (yeah folks, she was Aboriginal), sitting in the pub one day. The sheila made a bet with me and Bruce that she could get the worm out of the bottle quicker than we could. Me and me mate Bruce tried and tried to remove the worm from that bottle of evil elixer, but to no avail.
We tried everything, even Fong Whoflungdung (the Chinese cook) gave us a lend of his own chopsticks....but no....every time we had that little sucker cornered, he would escape. After about two hours of this, the sheila had had enough, and said it was her turn. Before we could bat an eyelid, the sheila grabbed the bottle, and smashed it over her own head, and in one swift move she caught the worm between her teeth and gulped it straight down."
Me and Bruce sat their flabbergasted. I said to her 'how did you do that?' The sheila replied 'Well for a starters, I never sat there and picked my nose like you and your mate did for tha last two hours, and I have won the bet, so pay up.' Just then, much to me and Bruce's amazement, the sheila starts to sway and stumble around the pub, and all of a sudden she fell flat on her face out the door. 'I'll be buggered' Bruce said. 'Crikey' I said. And then a bunch of Aboriginal guys all dressed up in kangarro skins and feathers arrived (I think they were witchdoctors) and they carried her away. That's when I said to me mate Bruce 'Bruce, you can put the cigarettes away now, looks like we won't have to give her that smoke she won.' And that's the end of the story folks."

"Wom' Said Bill. 'That story is great, tell us another one"

"Ok' Said Wom 'but first we should listen to a story from Grand Chester"

"Oh I've got a great story' Said Grand Chester 'Once upon a time..........

Sitting Bull

"What a WOMAN"! said GrandChester. "You shoulda married that sheila, Wom!

"I got one for ya Wom"! replies GrandChester "Back in the 50's a group of us were visiting indian reservations out in the Dakotas.

"You had a reservation at an Indian reservation"? asks Bonny

"No Bonny...pay attention!

"Anyway we were all juiced up on firewater and decided we would exhume the remains of Sitting Bull." BIG MISTAKE. We all spent the night in the county jail. Next day we had to go to Little Bighorn Battlefield and pull weeds for days as a part of our punishment. My back still aint right from it.

"How 'bout you Koko?

Royal Albert Hall

[cassiesmom]

Elyse suddenly interrupts, "I've been to a concert at Royal Albert Hall! It was a beautiful place."

"Shut up Elyse, and let GrandChester finish."


Westminster Abbey