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"RIGHT !!!! The heat is on now, you lot." Yelled Wom. "I''ll have you all know that I am the drunkest SOB (Son ofa Bragger) here. And I can prove it !!! Once I had a drinking binge with Bonnie, and I drank her under the table. Yep, there she was, flat out on the floor under the table, covered in peanut shells and other sundry detritus from upturned ashtrays. I felt kind of sorry for her, so I threw the tablecloth over her so she could sleep it off. When I returned in the morning, Bonnie was................"

Raw eggs, vodka and ketchup cocktail

...back up at the bar sitting next to what looked like a monkey, mixing up her raw eggs, vodka and ketchup cocktail.
In walks Bill..."Good Morning...Is breakfast ready Bonnie"?
Bill looked closer at the monkey..." Oops, that must be the bartender from last night"
"Tis not, Bill...meet Bradley/Bradford Pear Pitt! Thats my cute pet name for him". Bonnie slurps on her cocktail then says "Pull up a stool Bill. We have a bit of a dilemma. Last night Wom.......


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