Story teller game

[cassiesmom]

" I thought your heart was set on Memphis and now you want to go back to Sin City. Have you met true love or are you just overwhelmed with cash. At this rate we will see you......."

At this rate, we will see you losing money in the casinos faster than you can say Brad Pitt!

At that Elyse says, "Brad Pitt? Where? At the Bellagio?" She pulls Wom off the ground. "Hurry, Wom! Start your moped! There's been a Brad Pitt sighting at the Bellagio! Maybe it's Ocean's Fourteen! Let's go see if any woman can coax him into a marriage chapel! I'm sorry about the shovel and thank goodness it was only a Nerf shovel or you'd still be on the ground."

"Elyse, are you kidding? He's married to Angelina Jolie!" laugh all the others. "He's already spoken for! Forget the marriage chapel."

The baby bear drops Helen's shoe and runs back to his mom. They return to the woods. The shoe is picked up by ...

mutts like Heinzer

[Bonny]

At this rate, we will see you losing money in the casinos faster than you can say Brad Pitt!

At that Elyse says, "Brad Pitt? Where? At the Bellagio?" She pulls Wom off the ground. "Hurry, Wom! Start your moped! There's been a Brad Pitt sighting at the Bellagio! Maybe it's Ocean's Fourteen! Let's go see if any woman can coax him into a marriage chapel! I'm sorry about the shovel and thank goodness it was only a Nerf shovel or you'd still be on the ground."

"Elyse, are you kidding? He's married to Angelina Jolie!" laugh all the others. "He's already spoken for! Forget the marriage chapel."

The baby bear drops Helen's shoe and runs back to his mom. They return to the woods. The shoe is picked up by ...

mutts like Heinzer

what looked like a brindle colored great dane, terrier, hound, poodle X. One of those mutts like Heinzer. The Heinzer went over to Elyse with his right ear up & his left floppy ear down, wagging his 5 foot long tail & sat down in front of Elyse with her shoe. Heinzers tail was wagging & the dust was flying up all over the place. It was like a propeller on a helicopter .......

Shoo fly

[GrandChester]

what looked like a brindle colored great dane, terrier, hound, poodle X. One of those mutts like Heinzer. The Heinzer went over to Elyse with his right ear up & his left floppy ear down, wagging his 5 foot long tail & sat down in front of Elyse with her shoe. Heinzers tail was wagging & the dust was flying up all over the place. It was like a propeller on a helicopter .......

Shoo fly

"Looks like Heinzers about to take off! laughs Wom..look at that propeller tail stir up this dust..now shoo fly!

"What? Who made shoo fly pie"? asks a drunken Helen.

Theres no shoo fly pie, Helen..have another drink...you lush! GrandChester says jokingly.

Wheres Brad Pitt? asks Helen.

Hes filming Oceans 14 in Vegas, silly!

shark attack

[Bonny]

"Looks like Heinzers about to take off! laughs Wom..look at that propeller tail stir up this dust..now shoo fly!

"What? Who made shoo fly pie"? asks a drunken Helen.

Theres no shoo fly pie, Helen..have another drink...you lush! GrandChester says jokingly.

Wheres Brad Pitt? asks Helen.

Hes filming Oceans 14 in Vegas, silly!

shark attack

Bradley is busy fending off a shark attack while Julia watches all the kids.
Helen you need to sober up with a good brimming cup of cowboy coffee.
We can use Wom's bike helmet and Grandchester you can light a fire .......

Stinky Socks

[wombat2u2004]

Bradley is busy fending off a shark attack while Julia watches all the kids.
Helen you need to sober up with a good brimming cup of cowboy coffee.
We can use Wom's bike helmet and Grandchester you can light a fire .......

.........by rubbing those two little sticks together."
"But we don't have any coffee beans" Said Wom.
"No worries' Said Bonny 'I've got a pair of stinky socks on that I haven't taken off for a few months, we can dip those in the hot water, and at least it will LOOK like coffee."
I've got a better idea' Said Bill ' RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN before she takes them off"
Everyone runs for the hills, leaving Bonny to take her socks off, and Elyse waiting for her coffee.
"Wait a minute.' Said Elyse 'What are those little yellowish crispy things floating around in my coffee?"
"Hmmmmm' Said Bonny 'I think they are.................



Flaky bunions

[Bonny]

.........by rubbing those two little sticks together."
"But we don't have any coffee beans" Said Wom.
"No worries' Said Bonny 'I've got a pair of stinky socks on that I haven't taken off for a few months, we can dip those in the hot water, and at least it will LOOK like coffee."
I've got a better idea' Said Bill ' RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN before she takes them off"
Everyone runs for the hills, leaving Bonny to take her socks off, and Elyse waiting for her coffee.
"Wait a minute.' Said Elyse 'What are those little yellowish crispy things floating around in my coffee?"
"Hmmmmm' Said Bonny 'I think they are.................



Flaky bunions

delicious morel mushrooms that will make you relax & sleepy even though they may look like Flaky bunions. Come back you idiots! I washed my feet last year not to worry I used a bunch of Monkey Butt powder to keep my feet smelling .........


pine forest

[GrandChester]

delicious morel mushrooms that will make you relax & sleepy even though they may look like Flaky bunions. Come back you idiots! I washed my feet last year not to worry I used a bunch of Monkey Butt powder to keep my feet smelling .........


pine forest

...monkey butt fresh with a twist of fresh pine needles from a pine forest!
"Geesh, Helen you are beginning to worry me"! says GrandChester. We willl never get to Vegas with the lot of you making bad decisions like the jury in the Casey Anthony case". Yes we all want to go home!
"Now who parked the darn moped so close to that cliff "Nooooooo" yells Wom. "Its lost its grip and down the cliff it goes!
Helen cries out " That was my last bottle of spirits in the saddle bag of that moped!

4th of July