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    Quote Originally Posted by cassiesmom View Post
    I was thinking about continuing on to Las Vegas, since we are in the western U.S. already. We could see Celine Dion in concert.

    Elyse says, "How about this, I'll fly to DC with the Jawed Beast, and you all can head west. This mail van I borrowed rides really rough, by the way. Let's swap it for a limousine to make your trip more comfortable. We can reconnect somewhere along the Mississippi River."

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    "Thats a good idea Cassie! I woud love to see Celine in Vegas! What a mind reader you are"! GrandChester laughs.
    As far as a limo...Hmmmm. We can all pull our money and make this happen!
    Hey, Bill! shouts Wom, "doesn't the owner of Chauffer Unlimited owe you a big, big, favor?
    "Well, I did do all that landscaping for his Penthouse Suite". Replied Bill.
    Im sure he would cut us a good deal.
    Meanwhile we arrive at the airport with Cassie and the Jawed Beast in her carry on.
    "What the?..step aside Ma'am" says the security guard. I dont know what we are seeing on the x-ray scan of your carry on but...

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    Quote Originally Posted by GrandChester View Post
    "Thats a good idea Cassie! I woud love to see Celine in Vegas! What a mind reader you are"! GrandChester laughs.
    As far as a limo...Hmmmm. We can all pull our money and make this happen!
    Hey, Bill! shouts Wom, "doesn't the owner of Chauffer Unlimited owe you a big, big, favor?
    "Well, I did do all that landscaping for his Penthouse Suite". Replied Bill.
    Im sure he would cut us a good deal.
    Meanwhile we arrive at the airport with Cassie and the Jawed Beast in her carry on.
    "What the?..step aside Ma'am" says the security guard. I dont know what we are seeing on the x-ray scan of your carry on but...
    .....it sure looks like a real mess in there. I think we'd better check your bag madam."
    Elyse carries her bag to the inspection table and opens it up.
    "Hmmmmm, what have we here ?' said the security guard 'a stethoscope. So what is this for?"
    "I always have that with me' said Elyse 'because my boyfriend and I like to play doctors."
    "And what else do we have here ?' continues the guard ' Some shower curtain rings, an old broken clock, a half eaten Easter egg, two pens and a stapler. What do you use all of this junk for ?"
    "I told you,' said Elyse 'my boyfriend and I like to play doctors."
    "And what the.....' yells the guard 'a fish !!! A dead fish in a plastic bag !! I'm sorry madam, but we can't let you on board with these...............

    Weapons of Mass Destruction


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    .....it sure looks like a real mess in there. I think we'd better check your bag madam."
    Elyse carries her bag to the inspection table and opens it up.
    "Hmmmmm, what have we here ?' said the security guard 'a stethoscope. So what is this for?"
    "I always have that with me' said Elyse 'because my boyfriend and I like to play doctors."
    "And what else do we have here ?' continues the guard ' Some shower curtain rings, an old broken clock, a half eaten Easter egg, two pens and a stapler. What do you use all of this junk for ?"
    "I told you,' said Elyse 'my boyfriend and I like to play doctors."
    "And what the.....' yells the guard 'a fish !!! A dead fish in a plastic bag !! I'm sorry madam, but we can't let you on board with these...............

    ......are serious weapons of mass destruction!
    Elyse worried says, "But, how? My boyfriend and I just play doctor... "
    the guard replies, " Sorry ma'am, but, you could make a person deaf by plugging in the stethoscope in their ears and yelling loud from the other side, and you could kill them with the stink of the dead fish..sorry but,........

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    Quote Originally Posted by sana View Post
    ......are serious weapons of mass destruction! Elyse worried says, "But, how? My boyfriend and I just play doctor... "
    the guard replies, " Sorry ma'am, but, you could make a person deaf by plugging in the stethoscope in their ears and yelling loud from the other side, and you could kill them with the stink of the dead fish..sorry but,........
    .......you'll have to go straight to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect $200."
    "But what'll happen to the fish ?" Said Elyse.
    "We've got a stray cat that lives here in the airport, we'll give him it for dinner" said the guard. With that the guard yells out "...............

    Shirley the stray cat


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    Quote Originally Posted by wombat2u2004 View Post
    .......you'll have to go straight to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect $200."
    "But what'll happen to the fish ?" Said Elyse.
    "We've got a stray cat that lives here in the airport, we'll give him it for dinner" said the guard. With that the guard yells out "...............

    Shirley the stray cat
    kitty, kitty & Shirley the stray cat shows up switching her scraggly tail & licking her chops. But unbeknownst to everyone Shirley snubs her nose at the fish. Elyse immediately falls in love with the fur ball Shirley & offers to adopt Shirley & give her a good home if the guards will release her & the deal is made right there on the spot .......

    Viva Las Vegas

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    kitty, kitty & Shirley the stray cat shows up switching her scraggly tail & licking her chops. But unbeknownst to everyone Shirley snubs her nose at the fish. Elyse immediately falls in love with the fur ball Shirley & offers to adopt Shirley & give her a good home if the guards will release her & the deal is made right there on the spot .......
    and at first it appears that Elyse will be able to board the plane. "But wait", said Elyse, "why am I boarding a plane to Washington with my Cat Shirley"? I should be going to Vega to hear that Great Elvis Impersonator sing Viva Las Vegas". I think this should be Bonny carrying the fish not me. Wom speaks up, I think we can all forget the flight and take the...

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    “You live and you learn, but if you never learn, at least you are still living.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by kokopup View Post
    and at first it appears that Elyse will be able to board the plane. "But wait", said Elyse, "why am I boarding a plane to Washington with my Cat Shirley"? I should be going to Vega to hear that Great Elvis Impersonator sing Viva Las Vegas". I think this should be Bonny carrying the fish not me. Wom speaks up, I think we can all forget the flight and take the...

    Chattanooga choo choo

    Hold your horses everyone! says Bill. I just spoke to head of security. The airport staff loves Shirley the cat and cant stand to see her go. They have agreed to drop any charges. They have also properly packed Woms Jawed Beast on ice. Hes on his way to the National Museum Of Fish!

    I guess I am going to have to put my foot down! Bill said.

    "With a show of hands...who wants to see Celene Dion and the Elvis Impersonator in Vegas?

    Ok... its unanimous...Viva Las Vegas!

    GrandChester runs over with train tickets in hand.
    Whats this? asks Wom.

    Tickets to board the Chattanooga ChooChoo! laughs GrandChester

    Well blow me down! Does this mean what I think it means? asks Koko excitedly

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