Story teller game

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.....blame Martha Stewart, for it was her recipe we used."

Wom pops a cookie into his mouth.
"Errrrkkkk' said Wom 'Ptuuuiiiiii.....these are the worst cookies I have ever tasted. As the new SOOWI, I demand to know what flavour these cookies are."
"Waaaalllllll ' said Chelsie 'naver in ma whoooole life has anywaaan nart larked ma coooookies, and nooowww ya'all insalt ma Southern hopitaliteeeeeeeee ??
A'm telling daddy."
"Oops" Said Bonny.
"Uh oh" Said Bill.
"Whoops" Said Helen.
"I'm getting out of here" Said Elyse.
"Bugger me." Said Wom.
They all run out and jump into Bills racing car, and speed off to their safe haven in the Montana Badlands.

Only to be met by 50 gazillion tourist which brought Bill's racing car down to a 4 MPH crawl. Bill speaks up,"The only thing I hate about trying to drive during tourist season are these %$#$%$ tourist. I would love to see some of these beautiful parks without so many %$#$%$ tourist getting in your way. Do you realize we could have walked to Glacier National Park by now. You guys need to remind me to tell you the story of my first swim in Flathead Lake. Brrr that was a stimulating dip". Just when we thought traffic was bad, a big Brown...


Mass exodus

[Bonny]

.....blame Martha Stewart, for it was her recipe we used."
Only to be met by 50 gazillion tourist which brought Bill's racing car down to a 4 MPH crawl. Bill speaks up,"The only thing I hate about trying to drive during tourist season are these %$#$%$ tourist. I would love to see some of these beautiful parks without so many %$#$%$ tourist getting in your way. Do you realize we could have walked to Glacier National Park by now. You guys need to remind me to tell you the story of my first swim in Flathead Lake. Brrr that was a stimulating dip". Just when we thought traffic was bad, a big Brown...


Mass exodus

Grizzly Bear was sitting in the middle of the road munching on a tourist. Wom being the Aussie Digger is armed to the hilt & decides to take on the Girzzly, with objections from Bill, Alyse, & Bonnie who are now hiding & planning to make a Mass exodus ......

Grizzly Adams

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Grizzly Bear was sitting in the middle of the road munching on a tourist. Wom being the Aussie Digger is armed to the hilt & decides to take on the Girzzly, with objections from Bill, Alyse, & Bonnie who are now hiding & planning to make a Mass exodus ......

Wom , Armed with a cane and a boomarang steps up behind the big grizzly and like Grizzly Adams, "Shouts Hold on Pilgrim." The bears was startled by Woms accent for one, and then turns dropping the other tourist. Seeing Woms meager presents the bear....

Hallelujah Chorus

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Wom , Armed with a cane and a boomarang steps up behind the big grizzly and like Grizzly Adams, "Shouts Hold on Pilgrim." The bears was startled by Woms accent for one, and then turns dropping the other tourist. Seeing Woms meager presents the bear....

Hallelujah Chorus

takes off somersaulting down the mountain side. In the mean time a bus load of the Moran Tabernacle choir sing the Hallelujah Chorus.

We should get going says Bill before the sunsets. Elyse says "Lets go to Flathead Lake I want to see Billy Boy do a loopidity loop into the lake". So down the ......

ROAD CLOSED UNDER CONSTRUCTION

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takes off somersaulting down the mountain side. In the mean time a bus load of the Moran Tabernacle choir sing the Hallelujah Chorus.

We should get going says Bill before the sunsets. Elyse says "Lets go to Flathead Lake I want to see Billy Boy do a loopidity loop into the lake". So down the ......

the road they went. Luckily for them there wasn't a sign saying "ROAD CLOSED UNDER CONSTRUCTION". If there had been, then they'd all have had to get out of Bills racing car and lift it to turn around, seeing that the stearing wheel never worked. So down the road they went...faster and faster and faster.
"You'd better slow down old mate' said Wom 'we must be going at least 100 MPH already."
"Caynt tell' said Bill 'the speedometer don't work, either does the brakes."
"Put the gearstick in reverse" yelled Bonny.
"What gearstick ??" Said Bill.
Faster and faster they went until.................

Bonny's lasso

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the road they went. Luckily for them there wasn't a sign saying "ROAD CLOSED UNDER CONSTRUCTION". If there had been, then they'd all have had to get out of Bills racing car and lift it to turn around, seeing that the stearing wheel never worked. So down the road they went...faster and faster and faster.
"You'd better slow down old mate' said Wom 'we must be going at least 100 MPH already."
"Caynt tell' said Bill 'the speedometer don't work, either does the brakes."
"Put the gearstick in reverse" yelled Bonny.
"What gearstick ??" Said Bill.
Faster and faster they went until.................

as we were about to fly out into Flathead Lake. we were saved because of bonny's lasso. No, Bonny didn't lasso anything but unknown to us all, it was dangling out of Bill's trunk and luck would have it, just as we passed the sign saying, "slow danger ahead", the lasso caught that sign and sent us spinning into the parking lot at The Flathead lake. Everyone gave a big sigh of relief. Bill said, Boy that was to close for comfort. Elyse speaks up, "what about your invigorating dip," Bill. Bill says, well I was driving up to Missoula for a Bike trip on the Great Divide, when I came up on this very lot. Everyone was down on that pier jumping in and having a good time so I decided I needed a break. I put on my swin suit and walked right out and was ready to jump in when I decided to dip my toe in the water. Gad....That was the coldest water I had ever seen and there was no way I was going into that water. Not wanting to go back without a dip and not having the nerve to jump in, I just walked up to this kid and said "push me in", he said, what? I said, "PUSH ME IN!" and with that, him and his buddy proceed, and pushed me in. The minute I hit that water it took my breath, and I came out so fast I barely got wet. Brrrr that was the coldest water I had ever seen. And now the rest......


Paul Harvey.........................(Side note) the dip in the Lake is a true story but was on my way to Whitefish for a bike expedition on the Great Divide.

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as we were about to fly out into Flathead Lake. we were saved because of bonny's lasso. No, Bonny didn't lasso anything but unknown to us all, it was dangling out of Bill's trunk and luck would have it, just as we passed the sign saying, "slow danger ahead", the lasso caught that sign and sent us spinning into the parking lot at The Flathead lake. Everyone gave a big sigh of relief. Bill said, Boy that was to close for comfort. Elyse speaks up, "what about your invigorating dip," Bill. Bill says, well I was driving up to Missoula for a Bike trip on the Great Divide, when I came up on this very lot. Everyone was down on that pier jumping in and having a good time so I decided I needed a break. I put on my swin suit and walked right out and was ready to jump in when I decided to dip my toe in the water. Gad....That was the coldest water I had ever seen and there was no way I was going into that water. Not wanting to go back without a dip and not having the nerve to jump in, I just walked up to this kid and said "push me in", he said, what? I said, "PUSH ME IN!" and with that, him and his buddy proceed, and pushed me in. The minute I hit that water it took my breath, and I came out so fast I barely got wet. Brrrr that was the coldest water I had ever seen. And now the rest......[/QUOTE]
......... of the story. We have all heard that phrase from the Paul Harvey show on the radio. I say we all , Aussey's may not have a Paul Harvey.

Bill speaks up "Have we indeed heard the rest of the story?" Why did Bonny have a lasso in the trunk? Was she planning on tying Wom up and dumping his miserable carcass in the lake. What kind of underhanded plan does Elyse have, and Wom that ......

Rest of the story indeed.