.....blame Martha Stewart, for it was her recipe we used."
Wom pops a cookie into his mouth.
"Errrrkkkk' said Wom 'Ptuuuiiiiii.....these are the worst cookies I have ever tasted. As the new SOOWI, I demand to know what flavour these cookies are."
"Waaaalllllll ' said Chelsie 'naver in ma whoooole life has anywaaan nart larked ma coooookies, and nooowww ya'all insalt ma Southern hopitaliteeeeeeeee ??
A'm telling daddy."
"Oops" Said Bonny.
"Uh oh" Said Bill.
"Whoops" Said Helen.
"I'm getting out of here" Said Elyse.
"Bugger me." Said Wom.
They all run out and jump into Bills racing car, and speed off to their safe haven in the Montana Badlands.
Only to be met by 50 gazillion tourist which brought Bill's racing car down to a 4 MPH crawl. Bill speaks up,"The only thing I hate about trying to drive during tourist season are these %$#$%$ tourist. I would love to see some of these beautiful parks without so many %$#$%$ tourist getting in your way. Do you realize we could have walked to Glacier National Park by now. You guys need to remind me to tell you the story of my first swim in Flathead Lake. Brrr that was a stimulating dip". Just when we thought traffic was bad, a big Brown...


Mass exodus