Story teller game

[kokopup]

Wom

....a bounty on your head already. You'll be playing dodge ball and outrun the bullet if that elf ever finds out where you are."
"No problems' said Wom 'I've got a grey wig and one of those plastic warty noses to put on, the elf will think I'm Bonny's twin sister, and go look elsewhere."
"Hah !!!' said Elyse 'You'll never get away with that."
"Yep I will' said Wom 'by the time I get finished with my new makeup, I'll look just like that woman in the American Gothic painting, in other words, I'll look just like Bonny.
"I've got a better idea' Said Bill ' you can.................

..Get a BIG cardboard box and dress up like Sponge Bob Square pants. All it will take is a gallon of yellow paint, a knife to cut some eye holes, and a box of crayons to draw you a face. Wom said, " who is sponge Bob Square Pants,? Elyse and Bonny in Unison say " Dont tell me they dont have Sponge Bob....


Saturday morning Kid's TV watching fair

[Bonny]

Wom
..Get a BIG cardboard box and dress up like Sponge Bob Square pants. All it will take is a gallon of yellow paint, a knife to cut some eye holes, and a box of crayons to draw you a face. Wom said, " who is sponge Bob Square Pants,? Elyse and Bonny in Unison say " Dont tell me they dont have Sponge Bob....


Saturday morning Kid's TV watching fair

Square Pants on every Saturday morning Kid's TV watching fair in Auss. Sponge Bob is almost a national hero in the U.S. & may be running for president of the United States someday, once he quits his job grilling grabby patties & .........


Sarah Palin

[wombat2u2004]

Square Pants on every Saturday morning Kid's TV watching fair in Auss. Sponge Bob is almost a national hero in the U.S. & may be running for president of the United States someday, once he quits his job grilling grabby patties & .........

.........generally making an idiot of himself."
"No.' said Wom 'Your next President of the USA will be none other than Bill.
Eat your heart out Sarah Palin. So tell us all Your Majesty Bill.....what will your first decision to be when you are moved into the White house ???"

El Presidente

[kokopup]

.........generally making an idiot of himself."
"No.' said Wom 'Your next President of the USA will be none other than Bill.
Eat your heart out Sarah Palin. So tell us all Your Majesty Bill.....what will your first decision to be when you are moved into the White house ???"

The second coming of Bill will be known as His Highness William II the El Presidente of the "L". His first proclamation will be ban all Aussies from Motorsports. It is obvious that this is their national passtime so why let them come to America and take all our money back down under. Having Aussies competing in Motorsports is about as fair as 7'5" basketball players without raising the net.

In keeping with a 200 year tradition nothing will change in Washington. I plan to have Elyse as my Press Secretary and Bonny can pick whatever.....

Hilary Clinton

[wombat2u2004]

The second coming of Bill will be known as His Highness William II the El Presidente of the "L". His first proclamation will be ban all Aussies from Motorsports. It is obvious that this is their national passtime so why let them come to America and take all our money back down under. Having Aussies competing in Motorsports is about as fair as 7'5" basketball players without raising the net.

In keeping with a 200 year tradition nothing will change in Washington. I plan to have Elyse as my Press Secretary and Bonny can pick whatever.....

..........job she wants in the kitchen working with Condoleeza's Rice Cooker."
"But what about me ?' Said Wom. "Does that mean I have to give up the pushbike I ride to beat the American racing car drivers ??"
"Well' said Elyse 'you are responsible for our economy being at such a low, Wom. Taking all of that money back to Australia."
"Yeah, but' continues Wom 'Hilary Clinton gave me permission a few years back, to ride my bycycle to victory in your own Formula One races (I had to give her a kickback tho)"
"BUT Wom ' said Bonny 'you have....................

Truly great biceps

[Bonny]

..........job she wants in the kitchen working with Condoleeza's Rice Cooker."
"But what about me ?' Said Wom. "Does that mean I have to give up the pushbike I ride to beat the American racing car drivers ??"
"Well' said Elyse 'you are responsible for our economy being at such a low, Wom. Taking all of that money back to Australia."
"Yeah, but' continues Wom 'Hilary Clinton gave me permission a few years back, to ride my bycycle to victory in your own Formula One races (I had to give her a kickback tho)"
"BUT Wom ' said Bonny 'you have....................

Truly great biceps

truly great biceps & that is about all you have. Maybe you should tricycle right on over to Hillary Dillarys & collect that kickback back .....

behind bars, big house, jail

[wombat2u2004]

truly great biceps & that is about all you have. Maybe you should tricycle right on over to Hillary Dillarys & collect that kickback back .....

......"What ??' Said Wom 'You refer to the Mistress Who Is Always Right as Hillary Dillary ??? I'm telling her that !!! And you will end up behind bars, big house, jail or whatever you guys over the ocean call it."
"Nohoohoohoo...' wailed Bonny 'please don't tell her Wom, I beg of you."
"Up off your knees, girl !!!' Said Wom 'Arise, arise, and stop grovelling at my feet."
"Yeah' said Elyse 'that is so unladylike of you Bonny."

Bonny's apology to Hilary