Story teller game

[kokopup]

Wom

"Ok everyone, be seated, Kermit is about to do us a show".
Drums roll....kokopup starts howling and Bonny's false teeth rattle as......

. .............kermits pulls out his mystery box. I was wanting to test my new show on this eclectic mob..er I mean group to see if it will work for Cookie monster. First out of the box is my impersonation of Bing Crosby singing Pistol Packin' Mama. Kermet turns to Bonny and Elyse and ask if they can do the Andrew sisters part. Bonny jumps up and runs toward...


White Christmas

[wombat2u2004]

Wom
. .............kermits pulls out his mystery box. I was wanting to test my new show on this eclectic mob..er I mean group to see if it will work for Cookie monster. First out of the box is my impersonation of Bing Crosby singing Pistol Packin' Mama. Kermet turns to Bonny and Elyse and ask if they can do the Andrew sisters part. Bonny jumps up and runs toward...

...the small stage that had been erected, and slams smack bang into a tree, knocking herself out. "Oh well' said Wom 'looks like it'll have to be Elyse and Helen now. "Can we sing White Christmas instead ??" Said Elyse to Kermit.
"No' said Kermit 'definately not. I am very much for animal rights, and as such, you may sing Green Christmas instead."
Bonny starts to recover consciousness, muttering incoherently as she.........

Double Vision

[Bonny]

...the small stage that had been erected, and slams smack bang into a tree, knocking herself out. "Oh well' said Wom 'looks like it'll have to be Elyse and Helen now. "Can we sing White Christmas instead ??" Said Elyse to Kermit.
"No' said Kermit 'definately not. I am very much for animal rights, and as such, you may sing Green Christmas instead."
Bonny starts to recover consciousness, muttering incoherently as she.........

Double Vision

has her eyes crossed with stars circling around her head. There are now two Kermit's along with two of everybody else. Having Double Vision is great we get double the entertainment with two Kermit's. I wonder ......

Miss Piggy

[cassiesmom]

Having Double Vision is great we get double the entertainment with two Kermit's. I wonder ......

"I wonder how thrilled Miss Piggy would be to know that there are not one, but two Kermit's."

"We should call her and find out!" agrees Elyse. "Kermit, come here a minute. Do you have Miss Piggy's phone number in your cell phone?"

"Goodness, no," answers Kermit. "But I have Fozzie Bear's - would that work?"


Skype

[wombat2u2004]

"I wonder how thrilled Miss Piggy would be to know that there are not one, but two Kermit's."

"We should call her and find out!" agrees Elyse. "Kermit, come here a minute. Do you have Miss Piggy's phone number in your cell phone?"

"Goodness, no," answers Kermit. "But I have Fozzie Bear's - would that work?" Skype

"That old fuzz ball ???' said Elyse 'No he won't do. I'll try and get hold of Miss Piggy on Skype."
Elyse: "Hello, Miss Piggy, are you there?"
Miss Piggy: "Hi Elyse, waddya want?"
Elyse: Well, we have two Kermits here, and we'd like to know if you'd like the both of them.
Miss Piggy: Two Kermits ??? YES PLEASE !!!! Send them right over. I haven't been this happy since that roll in the mudpit with Gonzo."
Elyse: "Errrrrrr.............

Jealousy

[kokopup]

Miss Piggy: Two Kermits ??? YES PLEASE !!!! Send them right over. I haven't been this happy since that roll in the mudpit with Gonzo."
Elyse: "Errrrrrr.............

..maybe you shouldn't go Kermit, I have a bad feeling about throwing you to the er-aaa pig". "Maybe we can just review some more of you Mystery box. You did want to show Cookie Monster a big surprise didn't you" Kermit says, " you don't care about me, Miss Piggy, or even Cookie Monster, you are just Jealousy". Bonny speaks up, "why don't we just forget this ever happened. I'm only seeing...



Chitty chitty Bang bang

[Bonny]

..maybe you shouldn't go Kermit, I have a bad feeling about throwing you to the er-aaa pig". "Maybe we can just review some more of you Mystery box. You did want to show Cookie Monster a big surprise didn't you" Kermit says, " you don't care about me, Miss Piggy, or even Cookie Monster, you are just Jealousy". Bonny speaks up, "why don't we just forget this ever happened. I'm only seeing...



Chitty chitty Bang bang

only one Kermit now & my brain has stopped going Chitty chitty Bang bang. Kermit opens his Mystery box .........

magical

[kokopup]

Bonny

only one Kermit now & my brain has stopped going Chitty chitty Bang bang. Kermit opens his Mystery box .........

...".Well everyone, does anyone have a guess on what is in the box." Bonny speaks up. "cookie". No it is not a cookie, says Kermit. "I'll give everyone a hint. It is round. "It is a cookie", say Elyse. "No it is not a cookie". Kermit speaks up again, "Ok last Hint." "It is magical". Wom jumps up, crossbow at the ready, and starts running toward the box.....

Heinz 57

[wombat2u2004]

Bonny
...".Well everyone, does anyone have a guess on what is in the box." Bonny speaks up. "cookie". No it is not a cookie, says Kermit. "I'll give everyone a hint. It is round. "It is a cookie", say Elyse. "No it is not a cookie". Kermit speaks up again, "Ok last Hint." "It is magical". Wom jumps up, crossbow at the ready, and starts running toward the box.....

.......but too late did he slam the lid closed on the Magical Elf within. Too late to save the day. Too late to stop the Magical Elf from his spell that turned Helen into a wart.
"My God !!!' Said Bonny 'He's turned Helen into a wart"
"You can say that again" said Bill.
"My God !!!' continued Bonny "He's turned Helen into a wart"
"Would you both shaddup; said Wom 'this is no time for joking, we have to get Helen changed back to the way she was."
"Maybe if we offer the Magical Elf a can of Heinz 57. It may be enough to appease him" said Elyse.
"Why don't you offer him something nice and sweet" said Helen.
"Oh Good God !!!' said Wom 'a talking wart !!! What are we going to do now ??"

Jello

[kokopup]

Wom

"Maybe if we offer the Magical Elf a can of Heinz 57. It may be enough to appease him" said Elyse.
"Why don't you offer him something nice and sweet" said Helen.
"Oh Good God !!!' said Wom 'a talking wart !!! What are we going to do now ??"

Bills speaks up, "Did anyone else notice that that was a kibbler elf."kermit must be getting him for Cookie Monster." Wom says, Whats a Kibbler Elf? Elyse the wart speaks up, " are going to tell me they don't have Kibbler Cookies in Australia." as she speaks she quivers like jello. This is why kermit called him Magical". He can...

The greats show on earth

[wombat2u2004]

Wom
Bills speaks up, "Did anyone else notice that that was a kibbler elf."kermit must be getting him for Cookie Monster." Wom says, Whats a Kibbler Elf? Elyse the wart speaks up, " are going to tell me they don't have Kibbler Cookies in Australia." as she speaks she quivers like jello. This is why kermit called him Magical". He can...

......turn Iowan prairie dogs into doves, and they can all fly away. It's like The greatest show on earth."
"Wow' said Wom 'he can really do that ??? I want to see him do that."
"NOOOOHOOOHOOOOO' yelled Bonny 'you can't do that to my prairie dog collection."
"Well if you don't agree to us using you prairie dog collection,' said Wom 'how can I ever believe that these Kibbler Cookie thingies actually exist ?? Or are they just a figment of everyones imagination ??"
"Okayyyyyyyyy' said Bill 'I've got an idea. First we............

Tieing Bonny up with duct tape

[Bonny]

......turn Iowan prairie dogs into doves, and they can all fly away. It's like The greatest show on earth."
"Wow' said Wom 'he can really do that ??? I want to see him do that."
"NOOOOHOOOHOOOOO' yelled Bonny 'you can't do that to my prairie dog collection."
"Well if you don't agree to us using you prairie dog collection,' said Wom 'how can I ever believe that these Kibbler Cookie thingies actually exist ?? Or are they just a figment of everyones imagination ??"
"Okayyyyyyyyy' said Bill 'I've got an idea. First we............

Tieing Bonny up with duct tape

are tying Bonny up with duct tape. "I don't think so" says Bonnie. You mess with my prairie dog collection & you'll end up with Monkey Pocks & I can guarantee it. You will end up with great big boils on your bodies, with high fevers, & all your hair will fall out. Not only that you will start digging holes in the ground & making your own dog towns & grow huge buck teeth. Monkey Pocks will make the Keebler Elf .........


Mary Poppins

[kokopup]

Bonny

are tying Bonny up with duct tape. "I don't think so" says Bonnie. You mess with my prairie dog collection & you'll end up with Monkey Pocks & I can guarantee it. You will end up with great big boils on your bodies, with high fevers, & all your hair will fall out. Not only that you will start digging holes in the ground & making your own dog towns & grow huge buck teeth. Monkey Pocks will make the Keebler Elf .........

treat you like a leper straight from the streets of Karachi. In addition to making really good cookies they travel around helping with "Mary Poppins" a production now playing at the NEW AMSTERDAM THEATER in New York. This Elf has so much clout I'm sure there is a big body guard close by. Bill speaks up "Wom I would tread lightly right now there appears to be ........

Dodge ball

[wombat2u2004]

Bonny
treat you like a leper straight from the streets of Karachi. In addition to making really good cookies they travel around helping with "Mary Poppins" a production now playing at the NEW AMSTERDAM THEATER in New York. This Elf has so much clout I'm sure there is a big body guard close by. Bill speaks up "Wom I would tread lightly right now there appears to be ........

....a bounty on your head already. You'll be playing dodge ball and outrun the bullet if that elf ever finds out where you are."
"No problems' said Wom 'I've got a grey wig and one of those plastic warty noses to put on, the elf will think I'm Bonny's twin sister, and go look elsewhere."
"Hah !!!' said Elyse 'You'll never get away with that."
"Yep I will' said Wom 'by the time I get finished with my new makeup, I'll look just like that woman in the American Gothic painting, in other words, I'll look just like Bonny.
"I've got a better idea' Said Bill ' you can.................

Cardboard box

[kokopup]

Wom

....a bounty on your head already. You'll be playing dodge ball and outrun the bullet if that elf ever finds out where you are."
"No problems' said Wom 'I've got a grey wig and one of those plastic warty noses to put on, the elf will think I'm Bonny's twin sister, and go look elsewhere."
"Hah !!!' said Elyse 'You'll never get away with that."
"Yep I will' said Wom 'by the time I get finished with my new makeup, I'll look just like that woman in the American Gothic painting, in other words, I'll look just like Bonny.
"I've got a better idea' Said Bill ' you can.................

..Get a BIG cardboard box and dress up like Sponge Bob Square pants. All it will take is a gallon of yellow paint, a knife to cut some eye holes, and a box of crayons to draw you a face. Wom said, " who is sponge Bob Square Pants,? Elyse and Bonny in Unison say " Dont tell me they dont have Sponge Bob....


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