cassiesmom
.. I'm on my way to Sesame Street to see my old friend the Cookie Monster. I've got a new mystery box and I can wait to show it...Kermit answers, "Hi-ho, Kermit the Frog here. I'm singing because..."
Miss Piggy
cassiesmom
.. I'm on my way to Sesame Street to see my old friend the Cookie Monster. I've got a new mystery box and I can wait to show it...Kermit answers, "Hi-ho, Kermit the Frog here. I'm singing because..."
Miss Piggy
“You live and you learn, but if you never learn, at least you are still living.”
— Unknown
......to Big Bird and Miss Piggy. "What' said Elyse 'you're not going to give us a show while you are here ??"
"Ribit well maybe ribet" said Kermit. "It all depends on the weather, whether you want me to do it or not....HAH !!! Got ya's"
Helen and Bill swam back to the boat, and were helped aboard by Wom with a fish hook.
"Ok everyone, be seated, Kermit is about to do us a show".
Drums roll....kokopup starts howling and Bonny's false teeth rattle as.......
Bing Crosby
"I'm Back !!"
Wom
. .............kermits pulls out his mystery box. I was wanting to test my new show on this eclectic mob..er I mean group to see if it will work for Cookie monster. First out of the box is my impersonation of Bing Crosby singing Pistol Packin' Mama. Kermet turns to Bonny and Elyse and ask if they can do the Andrew sisters part. Bonny jumps up and runs toward..."Ok everyone, be seated, Kermit is about to do us a show".
Drums roll....kokopup starts howling and Bonny's false teeth rattle as......
White Christmas
“You live and you learn, but if you never learn, at least you are still living.”
— Unknown
...the small stage that had been erected, and slams smack bang into a tree, knocking herself out. "Oh well' said Wom 'looks like it'll have to be Elyse and Helen now. "Can we sing White Christmas instead ??" Said Elyse to Kermit.
"No' said Kermit 'definately not. I am very much for animal rights, and as such, you may sing Green Christmas instead."
Bonny starts to recover consciousness, muttering incoherently as she.........
Double Vision
"I'm Back !!"
"I wonder how thrilled Miss Piggy would be to know that there are not one, but two Kermit's."Having Double Vision is great we get double the entertainment with two Kermit's. I wonder ......
"We should call her and find out!" agrees Elyse. "Kermit, come here a minute. Do you have Miss Piggy's phone number in your cell phone?"
"Goodness, no," answers Kermit. "But I have Fozzie Bear's - would that work?"
Skype
Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.
I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!
Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!
"That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas
"We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet
Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678
"That old fuzz ball ???' said Elyse 'No he won't do. I'll try and get hold of Miss Piggy on Skype."
Elyse: "Hello, Miss Piggy, are you there?"
Miss Piggy: "Hi Elyse, waddya want?"
Elyse: Well, we have two Kermits here, and we'd like to know if you'd like the both of them.
Miss Piggy: Two Kermits ??? YES PLEASE !!!! Send them right over. I haven't been this happy since that roll in the mudpit with Gonzo."
Elyse: "Errrrrrr.............
Jealousy
"I'm Back !!"
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