Story teller game

[kokopup]

happylabs

"All men think about is themselves! I want a new car, I want a new set of golf clubs, I want a nicer looking woman, I WANT, I WANT!!! I am sick of it!" says Bonny. Everyone is shocked at Bonny's outburst, especially Wom, Wom being the kind, caring, loving, devoted and self-less person that he is. Helen opens her mouth to speak when suddenly...

kind, caring, loving, devoted and self-less Wom shouts," I have had about enough of you all you whining Sheila's as I can take. No matter how much you try to be a nice guy it's not enough. Whine. whine, whine that is all I hear Sun up till Sun down. I thought I was lookin ok for a blok my age then Bonny suggest ,just yesterday, that I join Hair Club for Men. What has a guy got to do to EVER get anything...

Long hot Summer

[happylabs]

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kind, caring, loving, devoted and self-less Wom shouts," I have had about enough of you all you whining Sheila's as I can take. No matter how much you try to be a nice guy it's not enough. Whine. whine, whine that is all I hear Sun up till Sun down. I thought I was lookin ok for a blok my age then Bonny suggest ,just yesterday, that I join Hair Club for Men. What has a guy got to do to EVER get anything...

Long hot Summer

to be easy. I am going off to spend the long hot summer ALONE and in peace and quiet! As Wom starts to storm off Elyse grabs him and says Wom...

hurricane

[cassiesmom]

As Wom starts to storm off, Elyse grabs him and says, "Wom, you can't do that. You can't spend the summer alone. This is a La Niña year. Who knows what the weather will be like anywhere? For all we know you could be caught up in a hurricane and swept away off the corner of the earth, and we'd never know. Please don't do that."


icicle

[wombat2u2004]

As Wom starts to storm off, Elyse grabs him and says, "Wom, you can't do that. You can't spend the summer alone. This is a La Niña year. Who knows what the weather will be like anywhere? For all we know you could be caught up in a hurricane and swept away off the corner of the earth, and we'd never know. Please don't do that."

"La Nina, Na Lina, whatever that means' said Wom 'Nope, I'm going, going far far away, so far away that neither hound nor man will ever find me. And why ?? Because you women are as cold as an icicle, all of you brrrrrrrrr cold.
Not that I have experienced that first hand, but Bill told me that, and I believe him because he is a very honest upstanding pillar of society, and he'd never tell me a lie, would you Bill ???"

Harem

[Bonny]

"La Nina, Na Lina, whatever that means' said Wom 'Nope, I'm going, going far far away, so far away that neither hound nor man will ever find me. And why ?? Because you women are as cold as an icicle, all of you brrrrrrrrr cold.
Not that I have experienced that first hand, but Bill told me that, and I believe him because he is a very honest upstanding pillar of society, and he'd never tell me a lie, would you Bill ???"

Harem

????WHAT???? Bill has a Harem? NO!! REALLY??? Bonnie is shocked a long with the rest of the PTer's. Bill now tell us.....


harem scarum

[kokopup]

????WHAT???? Bill has a Harem? NO!! REALLY??? Bonnie is shocked a long with the rest of the PTer's. Bill now tell us....

.If you have a harem. Bill, laughs' and says, "I had a harem or you could say harem scarum since it was comprised of all my purgirls and one furgirl. Now I only have my one furgirl, Koko. She is so big now she fills my heart with all the joy my dwinding bones can handle. I wouldn't trade her for all of the harems in Saudi Arabia. Maybe Wom would like to elaborate on his harem. I know he has ......


hiding place

[wombat2u2004]

.If you have a harem. Bill, laughs' and says, "I had a harem or you could say harem scarum since it was comprised of all my purgirls and one furgirl. Now I only have my one furgirl, Koko. She is so big now she fills my heart with all the joy my dwinding bones can handle. I wouldn't trade her for all of the harems in Saudi Arabia. Maybe Wom would like to elaborate on his harem. I know he has ......

...a hiding place with all of his Elle McPherson lookalike fully inflatable life size dolls that he calls his harem. Tell us about it Wom." "Well' said Wom 'that isn't entirely accurate. All the Elle McPherson dolls are gone because I stuck a pin into them and watched them fly all over the place like punctured balloons. But I have replaced them all with Paris Hilton and Sarah Palin dolls dressed in lacy tutus. But the problem is, Bill keeps phoning me, asking for an invite to my secret harem hiding place. What do you think I should do about that Bonny ???"

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