Story teller game

[cassiesmom]

CORRECTED:

I'm not drinking this crap! This tastes like watered down Mountain Dew that someone dropped a skunk in." Elyse seems a bit taken back by Wom's comment and exclaims...

"Wom, you took a pretty hard hit against that tree. I don't think you should drink either Foster's or Mountain Dew right now. Give it just a little more time." But suddenly she feels a rush of cold air from the refrigerator in the toadstool kitchen and a voice shouts, "Hey, look! She's got Foster's right here!" Pilsner glasses are fetched from a cabinet and cans are popped open. "Oh, okay," says Elyse. "Let's just keep an eye on Wom, though."

Jimmy Carter

[wombat2u2004]

CORRECTED:

I'm not drinking this crap! This tastes like watered down Mountain Dew that someone dropped a skunk in." Elyse seems a bit taken back by Wom's comment and exclaims...

"Wom, you took a pretty hard hit against that tree. I don't think you should drink either Foster's or Mountain Dew right now. Give it just a little more time." But suddenly she feels a rush of cold air from the refrigerator in the toadstool kitchen and a voice shouts, "Hey, look! She's got Foster's right here!" Pilsner glasses are fetched from a cabinet and cans are popped open. "Oh, okay," says Elyse. "Let's just keep an eye on Wom, though."

"What are all you lookin at ?" Said Wom as he headed for the refrigerator, sensing that all present were trying their best to keep him from the golden drop. "Now just hang on there a durn minute" Said Bonny, as she lunged towards Wom in fight mode. "Fight fairly" Said Wom as Bonny bit him on the shin. "Yes, fight fairly" yelled Bill as he hit Wom over the head with a rusty horseshoe. "Stop it this instant" said Elyse as Helen was about to secure Wom with her famous Pennsylvanian head lock maneuver. "I have the solution" continued Elyse..."it's in the bucket outside the door, lets pour it over his head. "Nooooooooo....' said Wom 'not the dreaded mollasses in the bucket treatment." "Yes' said Bonny 'when we're finished with ya, you'll have a head as ugly as Jimmy Carter."

Peanuts

[happylabs]

"What are all you lookin at ?" Said Wom as he headed for the refrigerator, sensing that all present were trying their best to keep him from the golden drop. "Now just hang on there a durn minute" Said Bonny, as she lunged towards Wom in fight mode. "Fight fairly" Said Wom as Bonny bit him on the shin. "Yes, fight fairly" yelled Bill as he hit Wom over the head with a rusty horseshoe. "Stop it this instant" said Elyse as Helen was about to secure Wom with her famous Pennsylvanian head lock maneuver. "I have the solution" continued Elyse..."it's in the bucket outside the door, lets pour it over his head. "Nooooooooo....' said Wom 'not the dreaded mollasses in the bucket treatment." "Yes' said Bonny 'when we're finished with ya, you'll have a head as ugly as Jimmy Carter."

Peanuts

Helen grabbed Wom and Elyse got the bucket. Bill screamed, "NO, we can't pour the molasses over his head, we don't have any peanuts!" Bonny starts rolling on the ground laughing and laughing. "We aren't baking cookies Bill!"
Bill says, "We need the peanuts to attract the squirrels." Don't you know that......

Black Birds

[kokopup]

Happylabs

Helen grabbed Wom and Elyse got the bucket. Bill screamed, "NO, we can't pour the molasses over his head, we don't have any peanuts!" Bonny starts rolling on the ground laughing and laughing. "We aren't baking cookies Bill!"
Bill says, "We need the peanuts to attract the squirrels." Don't you know that......

If we use Sunflower seed then it will attract the Black birds. After the blackbirds are through with his head only Mama Wombat will claim him. Bill said, We can forget the molasses and sunflower seeds because with
honey and Cheerios the ......



Taffy pull

[Bonny]

Happylabs
If we use Sunflower seed then it will attract the Black birds. After the blackbirds are through with his head only Mama Wombat will claim him. Bill said, We can forget the molasses and sunflower seeds because with
honey and Cheerios the ......



Taffy pull

bunch of us can have a good old time Taffy pull. We can pull Wombat all over the place. Now what .........


Chocolate Strawberry Vanilla

[cassiesmom]

bunch of us can have a good old time Taffy pull. We can pull Wombat all over the place. Now what .........


Chocolate Strawberry Vanilla

"Now what do you say, we'll have a honey, Cheerios, chocolate, strawberry, vanilla breakfast. I know Elyse has Count Chocula and Fruity Pebbles around here along with the honey nut Cheerios. She's a huge fan of cereal, even though she mostly eats it for supper instead of breakfast. There's vanilla yogurt in the fridge. It's right in there between the Foster's and the Bud. Elyse is a Cubs fan so you know she's got Bud on hand. Tell her to get out some cereal bowls, milk and sugar and we'll be all set."


pizza

[wombat2u2004]

"Now what do you say, we'll have a honey, Cheerios, chocolate, strawberry, vanilla breakfast. I know Elyse has Count Chocula and Fruity Pebbles around here along with the honey nut Cheerios. She's a huge fan of cereal, even though she mostly eats it for supper instead of breakfast. There's vanilla yogurt in the fridge. It's right in there between the Foster's and the Bud. Elyse is a Cubs fan so you know she's got Bud on hand. Tell her to get out some cereal bowls, milk and sugar and we'll be all set."

"That's not vanilla yoghurt between the beer' said Wom 'that's a culture I have growing on that old half eaten pizza I found in someones bin. It's sort of gone all white and gooey and has all of these little yellow and green spots on it. But yeah, I think it tastes sorta like yoghurt, but is a little chewy with the green bits of meat in it. Bonny...you being our chief food taster, you can have a mouthful first."

Perfect

[happylabs]

"That's not vanilla yoghurt between the beer' said Wom 'that's a culture I have growing on that old half eaten pizza I found in someones bin. It's sort of gone all white and gooey and has all of these little yellow and green spots on it. But yeah, I think it tastes sorta like yoghurt, but is a little chewy with the green bits of meat in it. Bonny...you being our chief food taster, you can have a mouthful first."

Perfect

Bonny says, Wom you drank too much of that spiked Mountain Dew. I am not going near that furry green pizza. Bonny picks up the pizza and says, this is a perfect example of...

Prince William

[Bonny]

Bonny says, Wom you drank too much of that spiked Mountain Dew. I am not going near that furry green pizza. Bonny picks up the pizza and says, this is a perfect example of...

Prince William

how Prince William will act when he gets a taste of Katy's cooking. All men think about is


????????????

[happylabs]

how Prince William will act when he gets a taste of Katy's cooking. All men think about is


????????????

"All men think about is themselves! I want a new car, I want a new set of golf clubs, I want a nicer looking woman, I WANT, I WANT!!! I am sick of it!" says Bonny. Everyone is shocked at Bonny's outburst, especially Wom, Wom being the kind, caring, loving, devoted and self-less person that he is. Helen opens her mouth to speak when suddenly...

Hair Club for Men

[kokopup]

happylabs

"All men think about is themselves! I want a new car, I want a new set of golf clubs, I want a nicer looking woman, I WANT, I WANT!!! I am sick of it!" says Bonny. Everyone is shocked at Bonny's outburst, especially Wom, Wom being the kind, caring, loving, devoted and self-less person that he is. Helen opens her mouth to speak when suddenly...

kind, caring, loving, devoted and self-less Wom shouts," I have had about enough of you all you whining Sheila's as I can take. No matter how much you try to be a nice guy it's not enough. Whine. whine, whine that is all I hear Sun up till Sun down. I thought I was lookin ok for a blok my age then Bonny suggest ,just yesterday, that I join Hair Club for Men. What has a guy got to do to EVER get anything...

Long hot Summer

[happylabs]

happylabs
kind, caring, loving, devoted and self-less Wom shouts," I have had about enough of you all you whining Sheila's as I can take. No matter how much you try to be a nice guy it's not enough. Whine. whine, whine that is all I hear Sun up till Sun down. I thought I was lookin ok for a blok my age then Bonny suggest ,just yesterday, that I join Hair Club for Men. What has a guy got to do to EVER get anything...

Long hot Summer

to be easy. I am going off to spend the long hot summer ALONE and in peace and quiet! As Wom starts to storm off Elyse grabs him and says Wom...

hurricane

[cassiesmom]

As Wom starts to storm off, Elyse grabs him and says, "Wom, you can't do that. You can't spend the summer alone. This is a La Niña year. Who knows what the weather will be like anywhere? For all we know you could be caught up in a hurricane and swept away off the corner of the earth, and we'd never know. Please don't do that."


icicle

[wombat2u2004]

As Wom starts to storm off, Elyse grabs him and says, "Wom, you can't do that. You can't spend the summer alone. This is a La Niña year. Who knows what the weather will be like anywhere? For all we know you could be caught up in a hurricane and swept away off the corner of the earth, and we'd never know. Please don't do that."

"La Nina, Na Lina, whatever that means' said Wom 'Nope, I'm going, going far far away, so far away that neither hound nor man will ever find me. And why ?? Because you women are as cold as an icicle, all of you brrrrrrrrr cold.
Not that I have experienced that first hand, but Bill told me that, and I believe him because he is a very honest upstanding pillar of society, and he'd never tell me a lie, would you Bill ???"

Harem

[Bonny]

"La Nina, Na Lina, whatever that means' said Wom 'Nope, I'm going, going far far away, so far away that neither hound nor man will ever find me. And why ?? Because you women are as cold as an icicle, all of you brrrrrrrrr cold.
Not that I have experienced that first hand, but Bill told me that, and I believe him because he is a very honest upstanding pillar of society, and he'd never tell me a lie, would you Bill ???"

Harem

????WHAT???? Bill has a Harem? NO!! REALLY??? Bonnie is shocked a long with the rest of the PTer's. Bill now tell us.....


harem scarum