Story teller game

[wombat2u2004]

wom
power train of it's own or are we paddling. If we could harness some of the gas that is lingering around here we could make this a real river tug. I would make you our Chief Gunners Mate Wom but I guess if this is a tug we shouldn't be shooting at anyone. I think even on the Mississippi this would be....

......better than a paddlesteamer."
"Hmmmm' said Wom 'do you think we would be able to make a few knots per hour if we tied Bonny to the gas bottles and fed her lots of grits and then utilise the methane gas she would produce ??? I mean, you're the engineer Bill, you'll have to do some calculations, you know, convert consumption of grits into knots per hour. Like KPH = COG X (Methane squared)"
"Look out folks, the wash from that paddlesteamer The Riverboat Gambler is a comein this way" Yelled Bill. "Quick, everyone in the boat, Elyse...run up the Jolly Roger, Bonny.....eat more grits, Wom....stop playing with that calculator, Helen....swab the decks."
The wash hit all of a sudden and.............

Niagara Falls

[Bonny]

......better than a paddlesteamer."
"Hmmmm' said Wom 'do you think we would be able to make a few knots per hour if we tied Bonny to the gas bottles and fed her lots of grits and then utilise the methane gas she would produce ??? I mean, you're the engineer Bill, you'll have to do some calculations, you know, convert consumption of grits into knots per hour. Like KPH = COG X (Methane squared)"
"Look out folks, the wash from that paddlesteamer The Riverboat Gambler is a comein this way" Yelled Bill. "Quick, everyone in the boat, Elyse...run up the Jolly Roger, Bonny.....eat more grits, Wom....stop playing with that calculator, Helen....swab the decks."
The wash hit all of a sudden and.............

Niagara Falls

it was like Niagara Falls all over again. Bill yelled grab Wom's shorts & use them as a sail to get us to dry land. .....

Windy

[kokopup]

Bonny

it was like Niagara Falls all over again. Bill yelled grab Wom's shorts & use them as a sail to get us to dry land.

.....Omm err Belay that last request. I think our Wom is Riding Comando again. I sure wish he would learn that you have to wash everything, not just what is showing. Elyse get the table cloth out of you picnic basket. If it doesn't get too windy maybe we can keep this cob, husked and ready for action. Helen, Eylse could use your....


Illinois

[wombat2u2004]

Bonny
.....Omm err Belay that last request. I think our Wom is Riding Comando again. I sure wish he would learn that you have to wash everything, not just what is showing. Elyse get the table cloth out of you picnic basket. If it doesn't get too windy maybe we can keep this cob, husked and ready for action. Helen, Eylse could use your....

....boarding pass to get on the paddlesteamer. You know what these Illinois gals are like ??? It's peace all the way."
"I'll give them peace alright' yelled Wom 'I'll give that lot on the paddlesteamer a piece of my trusty sword" With that, Wom yelled his war cry "Here piggy piggy" and jumped aft. But too late did he realise that he had constructed the raft without an aft, and he fell headlong into.............

manatee

[kokopup]

wom
....boarding pass to get on the paddlesteamer. You know what these Illinois gals are like ??? It's peace all the way."
"I'll give them peace alright' yelled Wom 'I'll give that lot on the paddlesteamer a piece of my trusty sword" With that, Wom yelled his war cry "Here piggy piggy" and jumped aft. But too late did he realise that he had constructed the raft without an aft, and he fell headlong into.............

muddy Mississippi." Man Overboard" shouts Bill. " Someone throw him a life preserver". Elyse shouts back, "We don't have a life preserver." " What should we do"? Bonny quickly grabs one of Wom's inflatible dolls and throws it in Wom's direct. Wom by now had gained his composure and was swimming around like a Manatee in Silver Springs. Just as Wom was about to get back on board with Bonny's help, Bonny....

high clover

[wombat2u2004]

muddy Mississippi." Man Overboard" shouts Bill. " Someone throw him a life preserver". Elyse shouts back, "We don't have a life preserver." " What should we do"? Bonny quickly grabs one of Wom's inflatible dolls and throws it in Wom's direct. Wom by now had gained his composure and was swimming around like a Manatee in Silver Springs. Just as Wom was about to get back on board with Bonny's help, Bonny....

.......tripped on the bait bucket, and fell headling into the fish hold. "Get me out. Get me out' screamed Bonny 'This place smells worse than an Iowan pig sty in high clover."
"Ok everyone, we'll have to pick straws to see who'll help Bonny out of the fish hold" Said Bill. "Not me" Said Elyse. "Nor I" said Helen. "What about you Wom ?" Said Bill. "I wouldn't touch her with a twelve foot pole" Said Wom.''
"Well I can't' said Bill 'I guess you are on your own Bonny."

Green halibut

[Bonny]

.......tripped on the bait bucket, and fell headling into the fish hold. "Get me out. Get me out' screamed Bonny 'This place smells worse than an Iowan pig sty in high clover."
"Ok everyone, we'll have to pick straws to see who'll help Bonny out of the fish hold" Said Bill. "Not me" Said Elyse. "Nor I" said Helen. "What about you Wom ?" Said Bill. "I wouldn't touch her with a twelve foot pole" Said Wom.''
"Well I can't' said Bill 'I guess you are on your own Bonny."

Green halibut

Thanks for nothing my so called friends. It looks like you won't be getting any dinner today these Green halibut look mighty tasty. Just think fried in butter with morel mushrooms on the side. Yum! Yum!

Everyone's stomachs are growling & they are frothing at the mouth just thinking about the delicious dinner they are missing out on. A Motley Crew they are.

Then low & behold Sana & Prince Charming show up to save the day in their Gondola. Sana being the polite young lady she is pulls Bonny out of the fish hold & chews the rest of the crew out for being so MEAN & UNCARING....

Sniff Sniff