Story teller game

[kokopup]

WOMBAT

the road they went. Luckily for them there wasn't a sign saying "ROAD CLOSED UNDER CONSTRUCTION". If there had been, then they'd all have had to get out of Bills racing car and lift it to turn around, seeing that the stearing wheel never worked. So down the road they went...faster and faster and faster.
"You'd better slow down old mate' said Wom 'we must be going at least 100 MPH already."
"Caynt tell' said Bill 'the speedometer don't work, either does the brakes."
"Put the gearstick in reverse" yelled Bonny.
"What gearstick ??" Said Bill.
Faster and faster they went until.................

as we were about to fly out into Flathead Lake. we were saved because of bonny's lasso. No, Bonny didn't lasso anything but unknown to us all, it was dangling out of Bill's trunk and luck would have it, just as we passed the sign saying, "slow danger ahead", the lasso caught that sign and sent us spinning into the parking lot at The Flathead lake. Everyone gave a big sigh of relief. Bill said, Boy that was to close for comfort. Elyse speaks up, "what about your invigorating dip," Bill. Bill says, well I was driving up to Missoula for a Bike trip on the Great Divide, when I came up on this very lot. Everyone was down on that pier jumping in and having a good time so I decided I needed a break. I put on my swin suit and walked right out and was ready to jump in when I decided to dip my toe in the water. Gad....That was the coldest water I had ever seen and there was no way I was going into that water. Not wanting to go back without a dip and not having the nerve to jump in, I just walked up to this kid and said "push me in", he said, what? I said, "PUSH ME IN!" and with that, him and his buddy proceed, and pushed me in. The minute I hit that water it took my breath, and I came out so fast I barely got wet. Brrrr that was the coldest water I had ever seen. And now the rest......


Paul Harvey.........................(Side note) the dip in the Lake is a true story but was on my way to Whitefish for a bike expedition on the Great Divide.

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Kokopup

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as we were about to fly out into Flathead Lake. we were saved because of bonny's lasso. No, Bonny didn't lasso anything but unknown to us all, it was dangling out of Bill's trunk and luck would have it, just as we passed the sign saying, "slow danger ahead", the lasso caught that sign and sent us spinning into the parking lot at The Flathead lake. Everyone gave a big sigh of relief. Bill said, Boy that was to close for comfort. Elyse speaks up, "what about your invigorating dip," Bill. Bill says, well I was driving up to Missoula for a Bike trip on the Great Divide, when I came up on this very lot. Everyone was down on that pier jumping in and having a good time so I decided I needed a break. I put on my swin suit and walked right out and was ready to jump in when I decided to dip my toe in the water. Gad....That was the coldest water I had ever seen and there was no way I was going into that water. Not wanting to go back without a dip and not having the nerve to jump in, I just walked up to this kid and said "push me in", he said, what? I said, "PUSH ME IN!" and with that, him and his buddy proceed, and pushed me in. The minute I hit that water it took my breath, and I came out so fast I barely got wet. Brrrr that was the coldest water I had ever seen. And now the rest......[/QUOTE]
......... of the story. We have all heard that phrase from the Paul Harvey show on the radio. I say we all , Aussey's may not have a Paul Harvey.

Bill speaks up "Have we indeed heard the rest of the story?" Why did Bonny have a lasso in the trunk? Was she planning on tying Wom up and dumping his miserable carcass in the lake. What kind of underhanded plan does Elyse have, and Wom that ......

Rest of the story indeed.

[cassiesmom]

What kind of underhanded plan does Elyse have, and Wom, that smarty, well, he will steer clear!

Elyse laughs long and loud. "I don't do underhanded plans!" she announces. "I'm not that clever and I don't like to put something over on people! You thought I was going to spring the rest of the story on you at the last minute. The rest of the story, indeed! The rest of the story is that as long as we're heading for Montana, we have to hurry to see the glaciers of Glacier National Park! They are decreasing in size due to climate change. So get back in the car ... it doesn't matter that the speedometer is broken, because this is Montana. Step on it! We'll get the car fixed after we've seen the glaciers. Use your lasso to spin us out of the parking lot and onto the freeway, Bonny!"


balloon

[wombat2u2004]

What kind of underhanded plan does Elyse have, and Wom, that smarty, well, he will steer clear!

Elyse laughs long and loud. "I don't do underhanded plans!" she announces. "I'm not that clever and I don't like to put something over on people! You thought I was going to spring the rest of the story on you at the last minute. The rest of the story, indeed! The rest of the story is that as long as we're heading for Montana, we have to hurry to see the glaciers of Glacier National Park! They are decreasing in size due to climate change. So get back in the car ... it doesn't matter that the speedometer is broken, because this is Montana. Step on it! We'll get the car fixed after we've seen the glaciers. Use your lasso to spin us out of the parking lot and onto the freeway, Bonny!"

"But Bill wanted to go for a swim" Said Wom.
"Ahhh, don't worry about it. We should be heading to Montana. I'll have a swim when we get there." Said Bill.
Wom walks into the forest a little, and pulls his mobile phone out of his pocket, dials his mate Stan.
"Stan !!' Said Wom 'False alarm. Bill won't be swimming in the lake. So I won't send the signal balloon up today. We'll meet in Montana. The plan should go ahead there, as Bill wants to swim there. And Stan....DON'T FORGET THE PIRANHA."
Wom walks back to the others waiting in the car.
"Is everything ok Wom ??" Said Bill.
"Yeah, everything is ok Fishfood.....er...I mean Bill." Said Wom.

Badlands

[Bonny]

"But Bill wanted to go for a swim" Said Wom.
"Ahhh, don't worry about it. We should be heading to Montana. I'll have a swim when we get there." Said Bill.
Wom walks into the forest a little, and pulls his mobile phone out of his pocket, dials his mate Stan.
"Stan !!' Said Wom 'False alarm. Bill won't be swimming in the lake. So I won't send the signal balloon up today. We'll meet in Montana. The plan should go ahead there, as Bill wants to swim there. And Stan....DON'T FORGET THE PIRANHA."
Wom walks back to the others waiting in the car.
"Is everything ok Wom ??" Said Bill.
"Yeah, everything is ok Fishfood.....er...I mean Bill." Said Wom.

Badlands

The Badlands appeared a head & everyone was frothing at the mouth from lack of water. It was a hot miserable day with the wind blowing & no air conditioning. The trunk was full of warm Bud Light so Bill pulled into a ghost town so everyone could find some relief & opened up the trunk .......

Pepe Le Pew

[kokopup]

Bonny

The Badlands appeared a head & everyone was frothing at the mouth from lack of water. It was a hot miserable day with the wind blowing & no air conditioning. The trunk was full of warm Bud Light so Bill pulled into a ghost town so everyone could find some relief & opened up the trunk .......

....Bill says, "ok every body the trunk is open if anyone wants a warm beer." Elyse said "Pew what on earth is that smell, is Pepe Le Pew living in your trunk." "No",said Bill, " I think that is the stupid fish tank Wom has been hauling around since Iowa." Wom speaks up, " Is there a problem with my harmless tropical fish. Elyse, "No, Wom, but they definitely need some fresh water or something." Why on earth are you carrying them...

Yellowstone

[cassiesmom]

"Why on earth are you carrying them with us?"

Wom answers, "To refill the tank with water from Yellowstone, silly! It's such pure water!"

"Ohhh, I see," says Elyse, bluffing and wondering what's wrong with filtered tap water. "We need to find somewhere to get ice so we can chill the beer."

Wom explains, "The tropical fish need the purest water because..."


Salt Lake City

[wombat2u2004]

"Why on earth are you carrying them with us?"

Wom answers, "To refill the tank with water from Yellowstone, silly! It's such pure water!"

"Ohhh, I see," says Elyse, bluffing and wondering what's wrong with filtered tap water. "We need to find somewhere to get ice so we can chill the beer."

Wom explains, "The tropical fish need the purest water because..."

.....they are used to the good things in life, and they appreciate it."
"But Wom,' said Elyse 'how do you know the fish appreciate it ?"
"I just do !!!" Said Wom. "Besides, if you really want proof, then we'll have to drive to Salt Lake City where the local Shaman there will confirm it."
Just then, they all heard a thud. Turning around, they see that Bonny has fallen flat on her face.
"That's it.' said Wom 'Bonny's been guzzling the beer down again. She's drunk as usual."
"Typical bloody Iowan's" said Bill as....................

Raw egg and ketchup cocktail

[kokopup]

Wom

.....they are used to the good things in life, and they appreciate it."
"But Wom,' said Elyse 'how do you know the fish appreciate it ?"
"I just do !!!" Said Wom. "Besides, if you really want proof, then we'll have to drive to Salt Lake City where the local Shaman there will confirm it."
Just then, they all heard a thud. Turning around, they see that Bonny has fallen flat on her face.
"That's it.' said Wom 'Bonny's been guzzling the beer down again. She's drunk as usual."
"Typical bloody Iowan's" said Bill as....

................usual we can count on Bonny to dispose of all the warm beer. If we don't get a raw egg and Ketchup cocktail down her she is going to be totally wasted. Warm beer will hit harder that the cold stuff. I don't know how Aussey like their beer but the limeys like it hot. If we are going to give her a raw egg and Ketchup cocktail, Wom, You need to digout one to your ostrich egg stash. We will be lucky if they are not already hard...




case of disappearing fish taik

[Bonny]

Wom
................usual we can count on Bonny to dispose of all the warm beer. If we don't get a raw egg and Ketchup cocktail down her she is going to be totally wasted. Warm beer will hit harder that the cold stuff. I don't know how Aussey like their beer but the limeys like it hot. If we are going to give her a raw egg and Ketchup cocktail, Wom, You need to digout one to your ostrich egg stash. We will be lucky if they are not already hard...




case of disappearing fish taik

and stinky smelling. "I'll pass on the cocktail", says Bonnie. Wombat stands with glazed eyes and a empty stupid look on his face. "Guys my fish tank is gone". "Its gone!!" "Dear God its gone". Bonnie thinks oh what a drama king. Bill & Alyse did you take my fish & tank? Bill speaks up. "This sounds like the case of the disappearing fish tank in a Stephen King novel. Fish that disappear & fall into a polluted radioactive steam & grow legs, arms, and ....

Frankenfish

[wombat2u2004]

and stinky smelling. "I'll pass on the cocktail", says Bonnie. Wombat stands with glazed eyes and a empty stupid look on his face. "Guys my fish tank is gone". "Its gone!!" "Dear God its gone". Bonnie thinks oh what a drama king. Bill & Alyse did you take my fish & tank? Bill speaks up. "This sounds like the case of the disappearing fish tank in a Stephen King novel. Fish that disappear & fall into a polluted radioactive steam & grow legs, arms, and ....

............tiny little weenies. We call them Frankenfish here in Alabama. What do they call them in Iowa Bonny ?"
"Breakfast" Said Bonny.
"And what do they call them in Chicago Elyse ?" Said Bill.
But Elyse wasn't listening, her thoughts were elsewhere, she was daydreaming of frivollicking with....................

Stephen King

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............tiny little weenies. We call them Frankenfish here in Alabama. What do they call them in Iowa Bonny ?"
"Breakfast" Said Bonny.
"And what do they call them in Chicago Elyse ?" Said Bill.
But Elyse wasn't listening, her thoughts were elsewhere, she was daydreaming of frivollicking with...................

. ......Fabio on a deserted beach near Cannes. "Oh, ELyse are you there Elyse" says Bill. We we trying to find out what happened to all of Wom's fish." "Oh those silly things with the big teeth"says Elyse.
"They were giving me the willys, just swimming and showing big teeth, What on earth did you have those far Wom?"" they would definitely cast well in a Stephen King horror show". What sinister plan did you have Wom? I know you were...

Herman Munster
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[wombat2u2004]

. ......Fabio on a deserted beach near Cannes. "Oh, ELyse are you there Elyse" says Bill. We we trying to find out what happened to all of Wom's fish." "Oh those silly things with the big teeth"says Elyse.
"They were giving me the willys, just swimming and showing big teeth, What on earth did you have those far Wom?"" they would definitely cast well in a Stephen King horror show". What sinister plan did you have Wom? I know you were...............

......talking to Herman Munster, the Governor of Illinois on your cell phone a day ago. Has this anything to do with those rachety jaw fish you've been hauling around ???"
"Kind of,' said Wom 'they are a brand new species of piranha that was thought to have gone extinct about 500 million years ago. I found them in a bucket of water behind Bonny's house, she's been breeding them and putting them into her still, to produce her Pleasant Valley Fish Liqueur. But so far, all of the wine tasters in her county have all died mysterious deaths."
"Leaping Lizards Wom' said Bill 'so you want Herman to instigate at Fishgate Liqueurgate ??"
"Not really' replied Wom 'I'd like one of these fish to be stuffed and mounted and put on display in the Smithsonian Museum of Dead Fish, for all to see, this generation and all future generations. Why, this extinct icon could become the next national symbol of your country. Imagine it Bill, a stuffed fish with a $3.99 tag hanging off it saying 'Bonny's Fine Liqueurs', stamped not only on your dollar bills, but on your postage stamps to."

Dead duck

[GrandChester]

......talking to Herman Munster, the Governor of Illinois on your cell phone a day ago. Has this anything to do with those rachety jaw fish you've been hauling around ???"
"Kind of,' said Wom 'they are a brand new species of piranha that was thought to have gone extinct about 500 million years ago. I found them in a bucket of water behind Bonny's house, she's been breeding them and putting them into her still, to produce her Pleasant Valley Fish Liqueur. But so far, all of the wine tasters in her county have all died mysterious deaths."
"Leaping Lizards Wom' said Bill 'so you want Herman to instigate at Fishgate Liqueurgate ??"
"Not really' replied Wom 'I'd like one of these fish to be stuffed and mounted and put on display in the Smithsonian Museum of Dead Fish, for all to see, this generation and all future generations. Why, this extinct icon could become the next national symbol of your country. Imagine it Bill, a stuffed fish with a $3.99 tag hanging off it saying 'Bonny's Fine Liqueurs', stamped not only on your dollar bills, but on your postage stamps to."

Dead duck

"Thats no problem, Wom" said Bill. Im laughing so hard at seeing that $3.99 price tag hanging from that rachety stuffed jawfish of yours!
I know stuffers that would love to induce that fish to the Smithsonian Museum Of Dead Fish. I got the number saved in my contacts here on my cell phone.
Bill ponders as he listens to the promps .."Wait til Bonny gets word of this"!
...."If you wish to speak to someone in our Dead Duck And Fish Dept. press 2 ....now"...
"I must say this about Bonnys Fine Liquer...it aint too bad after you get the first glass down..haha..snort.. snort! Did she say press 1 or 2? Oh, dang it! Scratches head...

Fish Out Of Water

[Bonny]

"Thats no problem, Wom" said Bill. Im laughing so hard at seeing that $3.99 price tag hanging from that rachety stuffed jawfish of yours!
I know stuffers that would love to induce that fish to the Smithsonian Museum Of Dead Fish. I got the number saved in my contacts here on my cell phone.
Bill ponders as he listens to the promps .."Wait til Bonny gets word of this"!
...."If you wish to speak to someone in our Dead Duck And Fish Dept. press 2 ....now"...
"I must say this about Bonnys Fine Liquer...it aint too bad after you get the first glass down..haha..snort.. snort! Did she say press 1 or 2? Oh, dang it! Scratches head...

Fish Out Of Water

which is very bald & accidentally drops the phone into Bonnys hand. "What do you tink you are doing sir Billy Bob?" says Bonny "WOM"!!!!!!! it was suppose to be a secret till you flapped your gator jaws". It is kind of like that Ivory Bill Woodpecker thing. I had planned to give talks, write books, sell t-shirts, caps, jewelery, & the fish Liqueur & donate all the proceeds to my favorite charity. Now I am like a fish out of water I tell yah what, I'll do & give you all ............



Bozo the Clown