" Bill you are such a big cry baby" Says Bonnie. "There's a Bicycle Store I saw up the street." Said Alyse. "Why don't we head up there & buy a couple of bikes & helmets & bike to Graceland!" They have tricycles for the inexperienced, dirt bikes for the sporty, mountain bikes for the challenged, & tandem bikes for lazy chickens. "That sounds like a good idea says Bill, after he uses 3 farm hankies to blow his big red nose." " I ......
training wheels
.... think biking to Graceland is an excellent Idea. Bonny i want you to understand something before we are in front of a salesman at the Bike store. Three wheelers or tricycle for those not savy with bike lingo do not need training wheels. I will be getting a full suspension Bike like the one I have at home. Elyse what pedals are in your future. Maybe you and GrandChester can do a tandem. we might even..
Natchez trace.
“You live and you learn, but if you never learn, at least you are still living.”
— Unknown
.... think biking to Graceland is an excellent Idea. Bonny i want you to understand something before we are in front of a salesman at the Bike store. Three wheelers or tricycle for those not savy with bike lingo do not need training wheels. I will be getting a full suspension Bike like the one I have at home. Elyse what pedals are in your future. Maybe you and GrandChester can do a tandem. we might even..
....let Wom ride in an electric moped behind us. I think we should travel along the Natchez trace. What do you think Wom ?"
"Who cares ?' Said Wom. A road, a track, a natchez trace, a laneway. Whatever. As long as I can ride in my moped, and store Bonny's booze stash in the back so she can't sneak a drink every mile, I don't care a less if it's a natchez trace or a Siberian trace. Ok, lets get going. Ladies first."
"Lets have some music Wom" Said Bill.
Wom switches on the radio in the moped, and they all head off to the beat of Queens "Fat Bottom Girls They Make the Rockin' World Go Round".
Wom switches on the radio in the moped, and they head off to the beat of Queen.
Elyse falls behind almost immediately. The group notices this and goes back to where she is standing on the side of the road with tears streaming down her cheeks. "I can't ride a bicycle from Las Vegas to Memphis!" she wails while Brian May and Freddie Mercury harmonize. "I was almost on an airplane, but the gate agents inspected someone else's bag, thought it was mine and wouldn't let me board! That was a good stethoscope they confiscated, too- a Littmann. Go on without me, because I can't do this. If I can't fly, then I'll have to rent a car. Or ride a train. Or maybe a tornado will swoop me up and drop me in Tennessee."
Everyone laughs heartily at this. "Elyse, that's so silly! You can't have a tornado in the Nevada Desert!" they shout.
bang a gong
Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.
I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!
Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!
"That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas
"We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet
Everyone laughs heartily at this. "Elyse, that's so silly! You can't have a tornado in the Nevada Desert!" they shout.
.....I guess you're right, said Elyse. With my luck it would drop me in Idaho or Wyoming anyway." Bill speaks up,
'Elyse why not tuff it out a little longer , we can make a little side trip to the Grand Canyon. If you still want a plane trip. You have every ones permission to take my Prospectors shovel and wallop Wom like you would bang a gong." "Why hit Wom",ask Elyse, Well he is the one with the scooter, said Bill, "One good wallop and he will just zip you right to.......
Hell's Angels
“You live and you learn, but if you never learn, at least you are still living.”
— Unknown
he is the one with the scooter, said Bill, "One good wallop and he will just zip you right to.......
who knows where?
Elyse says, "No, thanks. I'd probably land right on my backside in the center of the Las Vegas strip during rush hour. But I'd love to see the Grand Canyon! Turn up the volume, Wom, and let's get going. We're going to Graceland by way of the Grand Canyon!" She pushes off and gets the bicycle moving to gain a bit of a head start.
Just then: RRRRRRRRROAR! A group of Hell's Angels on motorcycles goes by...
jubilation
Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.
I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!
Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!
"That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas
"We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet
Just then: RRRRRRRRROAR! A group of Hell's Angels on motorcycles goes by...
....on their way to the sin city. Bill yells above the roar, Just play it cool and maybe they will go their own way" Bonny speaks in a half wimper, " but the guy on that last hog was kinda cute." Wom retorts, 'Bonny you wouldn't know cute if it smacked you in the face." Besides we have had enough trouble already. Elyse, mudders, Grand Canyon we were going to the Grand Canyon. Ok Ok, says Bill, "The grand Canyon It is, why have you been so quite GrandChester. GrandChester speaks, " Friends there will be Grand jubilation on my part if we eeVER get there, this infernal bicycle seat has rubbed.........
canyon ride
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“You live and you learn, but if you never learn, at least you are still living.”
— Unknown
....on their way to the sin city. Bill yells above the roar, Just play it cool and maybe they will go their own way" Bonny speaks in a half wimper, " but the guy on that last hog was kinda cute." Wom retorts, 'Bonny you wouldn't know cute if it smacked you in the face." Besides we have had enough trouble already. Elyse, mudders, Grand Canyon we were going to the Grand Canyon. Ok Ok, says Bill, "The grand Canyon It is, why have you been so quite GrandChester. GrandChester speaks, " Friends there will be Grand jubilation on my part if we eeVER get there, this infernal bicycle seat has rubbed.........
canyon ride
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the hide right off of my buttocks. "What you need is some Monkey Butt Powder." Said Bonnie This Canyon ride seems to be taking its toll on everyone. You city slickers are going to have to toughen up & suck it in. Now lets ride em out & head em up . . . . .
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