Story teller game

[GrandChester]

...an impessive example of our younger generation. I can see him getting a Doctorate Degree in outhouse maintenance or some other lucrative endeaver. Where are you guys going if I might ask. Chester speaks up," to Breckenridge to get a frozen coke." Bill speaks up, he is just a little off today, No really we hope to be in South Park tomorrow maybe." Elyse speaks up, "Wait , hold that thought. I haven't agreed to this venture up the Great Divide." Wom interrupts, " are you still set on flying to Memphis." I certainly haven't been walloped with Bill's shovel. What exactly is your....


Bee in bonnet

...flight plan, Elyse? asks Wom. "I seem to think a good slap in the earhole will clear some cobwebs. "We all are gonna have to use some pedal power to get anywhere! Bill just heard this on MopedRockRadio that all travel has been GROUNDED. Arrggh this GreenHouse gas.
"Oh noooooo whaaaa"...sobs Elyse.
"For cryin out loud Elyse...we aren't asking you to bike it NON-STOP. We will break as much as you need. Here... get off your butt & apply some Monkey Butt talc. Does the cheeks wonders! Cassie snickers as she puts on her bike gear.

"Geesh you act like one with a bee in bonnet! says GrandChester.
When all this craze about greenhouse gas subsides you can still hop a flight out at the next airport. So heres bottled water for everyone..complements of Al & Tipper!

Cow tippin'

[Bonny]

...flight plan, Elyse? asks Wom. "I seem to think a good slap in the earhole will clear some cobwebs. "We all are gonna have to use some pedal power to get anywhere! Bill just heard this on MopedRockRadio that all travel has been GROUNDED. Arrggh this GreenHouse gas.
"Oh noooooo whaaaa"...sobs Elyse.
"For cryin out loud Elyse...we aren't asking you to bike it NON-STOP. We will break as much as you need. Here... get off your butt & apply some Monkey Butt talc. Does the cheeks wonders! Cassie snickers as she puts on her bike gear.

"Geesh you act like one with a bee in bonnet! says GrandChester.
When all this craze about greenhouse gas subsides you can still hop a flight out at the next airport. So heres bottled water for everyone..complements of Al & Tipper!

Cow tippin'

"I wonder if the water is organic" says Elyse. " Bill I know a short cut up over Cinnamon Pass." Bonny we know about your short cuts that turn into long cuts. Really I have been up to Cinnamon Pass what a view & we can free wheel down off the switch backs once we get up there. There are cows up there with legs shorter on one side then the other & we can do some Cow tippin while we are up there. What do you all say are you game for a GREAT ADVENTURE ?????????????????????????????????


Happy Trails

[happylabs]

"I wonder if the water is organic" says Elyse. " Bill I know a short cut up over Cinnamon Pass." Bonny we know about your short cuts that turn into long cuts. Really I have been up to Cinnamon Pass what a view & we can free wheel down off the switch backs once we get up there. There are cows up there with legs shorter on one side then the other & we can do some Cow tippin while we are up there. What do you all say are you game for a GREAT ADVENTURE ?????????????????????????????????


Happy Trails

From a far distance they hear someone singing "Happy Trails to youuuuuuu". They hear a rustling noise in the bushes and out jumps Helen wearing a shiny silver evening gown and carrying a bottle of champagne in one hand and a champagne glass in the other. She is staggering around and only wearing one shoe. Her hair which is styled in a chignon has leaves and sticks in it. Following her is ....


"Gilligan's Island"

[GrandChester]

From a far distance they hear someone singing "Happy Trails to youuuuuuu". They hear a rustling noise in the bushes and out jumps Helen wearing a shiny silver evening gown and carrying a bottle of champagne in one hand and a champagne glass in the other. She is staggering around and only wearing one shoe. Her hair which is styled in a chignon has leaves and sticks in it. Following her is ....


"Gilligan's Island"

...GrandChester in pigtails and Wom in a goofy fishing hat.
"Looks as if you 3 just stepped off the set of Gilligans Island" laughs Bill
Helen where on earth is your other shoe? asks Bonnie
More rustling comes from the bushes...out comes a little black bear cub with a shoe in its mouth.
"Well, mystery solved, Helen"! chuckles Bonnie.
"Helen forget that shoe and run for the hills...theres Momma bear and she looks very TICKED OFF"! screams HappyLabs.

Threes Company

[cassiesmom]

There's Momma Bear and she looks very ticked off!

"Maybe one too many bears tried to fit into her den," says Elyse. "Three's company -- four's too many!"

The baby bear is still carrying the shoe and suddenly...

Bellagio

[kokopup]

There's Momma Bear and she looks very ticked off!

"Maybe one too many bears tried to fit into her den," says Elyse. "Three's company -- four's too many!"

The baby bear is still carrying the shoe and suddenly...

Elyse grabs Bill's shovel and lays one on Wom big time. It sounded like there might have been something knocked loose or maybe it was already loose and it just mover some.
'I'm fed up with bears and wild men'. said Elyse

Wom, while still on the ground, ask what in the world was that, "Elyse, you got a problem. Elyse speaks, "I need a ride to the closest airport. I was able to get a signal, on my Blackberry, so I made reservations at Bellagio back in Vegas. WOM upset " I thought your heart was set on Memphis and now you want to go back to Sin City. Have you met true love or are you just overwhelmed with cash. At this rate we will see you.......

marriage chapel
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[cassiesmom]

" I thought your heart was set on Memphis and now you want to go back to Sin City. Have you met true love or are you just overwhelmed with cash. At this rate we will see you......."

At this rate, we will see you losing money in the casinos faster than you can say Brad Pitt!

At that Elyse says, "Brad Pitt? Where? At the Bellagio?" She pulls Wom off the ground. "Hurry, Wom! Start your moped! There's been a Brad Pitt sighting at the Bellagio! Maybe it's Ocean's Fourteen! Let's go see if any woman can coax him into a marriage chapel! I'm sorry about the shovel and thank goodness it was only a Nerf shovel or you'd still be on the ground."

"Elyse, are you kidding? He's married to Angelina Jolie!" laugh all the others. "He's already spoken for! Forget the marriage chapel."

The baby bear drops Helen's shoe and runs back to his mom. They return to the woods. The shoe is picked up by ...

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