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Hold your horses everyone! says Bill. I just spoke to head of security. The airport staff loves Shirley the cat and cant stand to see her go. They have agreed to drop any charges. They have also properly packed Woms Jawed Beast on ice. Hes on his way to the National Museum Of Fish!

I guess I am going to have to put my foot down! Bill said.

"With a show of hands...who wants to see Celene Dion and the Elvis Impersonator in Vegas?

Ok... its unanimous...Viva Las Vegas!

GrandChester runs over with train tickets in hand.
Whats this? asks Wom.

Tickets to board the Chattanooga ChooChoo! laughs GrandChester

Well blow me down! Does this mean what I think it means? asks Koko excitedly
"Relax.' said Wom 'I've just heard that the Chattanooga Choo Choo has been grounded due to greenhouse gas and global warming concerns. The only way we can reverse that is to go to Al Gore's house nextdoor to Graceland, and plead our case with him."
"So who will be our spokesperson?" Said Bonny.
"I will' said Grand Chester 'I know all about science and gasses and chemicals and stuff. Why, it was only yesterday that I was cleaning my kitchen sink with a chemical."
"Bill !!!' Said Elyse "Would you stop crying ?? We'll eventually get to Las Vegas. Would someone give him some tissues ?? I can't stand his blubbering."
"Booooooohoooooohooooo...'wailed Bill 'I wanna see Celine, I wanna see Celine, sob sob."
"Well, we'll just have to think of something else" Said Wom.

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