Story teller game

[Bonny]

...back up at the bar sitting next to what looked like a monkey, mixing up her raw eggs, vodka and ketchup cocktail.
In walks Bill..."Good Morning...Is breakfast ready Bonnie"?
Bill looked closer at the monkey..." Oops, that must be the bartender from last night"
"Tis not, Bill...meet Bradley/Bradford Pear Pitt! Thats my cute pet name for him". Bonnie slurps on her cocktail then says "Pull up a stool Bill. We have a bit of a dilemma. Last night Wom.......


bail bondsman

got his butt into big trouble. He was trying to talk Bradley/Bradford Peat Pitt into free drinks around the bar. Bradley/Bradford Pear Pitt refused, so Wom threw him out the door into the parking lot. The Park Ranger showed up & darted Wom & hauled him off in one of those bear trap cages. He is now in the jug & the bail bondsman has set his bond at a million bucks. Now what .......

jail break

[GrandChester]

got his butt into big trouble. He was trying to talk Bradley/Bradford Peat Pitt into free drinks around the bar. Bradley/Bradford Pear Pitt refused, so Wom threw him out the door into the parking lot. The Park Ranger showed up & darted Wom & hauled him off in one of those bear trap cages. He is now in the jug & the bail bondsman has set his bond at a million bucks. Now what .......

jail break

ONE MILLION? Bonny, this can't be! said GrandChester.
"Now what to do? Plan a jail break I guess?! We certainly cant let Wom sitting in the joint"!

Bradley/Bradford Pear Pitt speaks up.." I certainly have the money to bail him out. Oh no wait...Angie wants to adopt another child. Jail break it is!!
" I can turn on the charm over at the jail and claim we are filming Oceans 14 here. Ill get the keys from the guard saying we need these for props.
Bonny Ill toss you the keys.....Helen you can drive the getaway mo-ped its up and running again! Cassiesmom you....

shrimp on the bar-b

[wombat2u2004]

ONE MILLION? Bonny, this can't be! said GrandChester.
"Now what to do? Plan a jail break I guess?! We certainly cant let Wom sitting in the joint"!

Bradley/Bradford Pear Pitt speaks up.." I certainly have the money to bail him out. Oh no wait...Angie wants to adopt another child. Jail break it is!!
" I can turn on the charm over at the jail and claim we are filming Oceans 14 here. Ill get the keys from the guard saying we need these for props.
Bonny Ill toss you the keys.....Helen you can drive the getaway mo-ped its up and running again! Cassiesmom you....

.......can throw a shrimp on the bar-b for Wom, and put some beer on ice for him to. You know Wom is such a fantastic great guy, we have to look out for him and treat him in the manner of which he is accustomed to."

Just then, there was a loud explosion, and Wom came staggering out of a gaping hole in the wall.
"Quick, into the moped everyone" Yelled Grand Chester.
And off they sped down the road.

"What on earth happened ?" Said Elyse "I had a beer in one hand, and a shrimp in the other, and all of a sudden it was like all noise and fireworks."

"I think I know what happened" Said Wom. "Bill took his still over to the water tap to put some water in it, and you know what happens when fresh water is mixed with battery acid and whatever else he tries to cook up in that still. Anyway, did anyone manage to save my shrimp ??"

"Oh my God' said Elyse 'talking about shrimp.....where's Bonny ???"

"Who cares ?' Said Wom. 'Shrimp, shrimp, I want shrimp, where's my shrimp"

Moped U turn

[cassiesmom]

"Oh my God' said Elyse 'talking about shrimp.....where's Bonny ???"

"Who cares ?' Said Wom. 'Shrimp, shrimp, I want shrimp, where's my shrimp"

Moped U turn

As they are heading down the road on the Moped, a sleek black limousine passes them. Its tinted windows roll down and Bonny and Brad Pitt wave from the back seat. The limousine turns into Joe's Crab Shack up ahead. Because of traffic, our heroes aren't able to change lanes, so Wom does a Moped U-turn and they join Bonny and Brad Pitt, who are going into the restaurant. The manager greets them. "Hello, how many in your party?"


shrimp etouffée

[Bonny]

As they are heading down the road on the Moped, a sleek black limousine passes them. Its tinted windows roll down and Bonny and Brad Pitt wave from the back seat. The limousine turns into Joe's Crab Shack up ahead. Because of traffic, our heroes aren't able to change lanes, so Wom does a Moped U-turn and they join Bonny and Brad Pitt, who are going into the restaurant. The manager greets them. "Hello, how many in your party?"


shrimp etouffée

Well, we have everyone from South Park, Angie with all of the kids, our slap happy crew of vagabonds, the limo driver, Jennifer whom you can seat next to Angie (they both probably have a lot to talk about) & money bags Bradley Bradford Pear Pitt will be flipping the bill. You can serve us all up a plate of your special shrimp etouffee with plenty of raw Jalapeno peppers mixed in.


The News Gazette

[kokopup]

Well, we have everyone from South Park, Angie with all of the kids, our slap happy crew of vagabonds, the limo driver, Jennifer whom you can seat next to Angie (they both probably have a lot to talk about) & money bags Bradley Bradford Pear Pitt will be flipping the bill. You can serve us all up a plate of your special shrimp etouffee with plenty of raw Jalapeno peppers mixed in.

Just then Bill walks up. "Well it hasn't made the The News Gazette or even the Chelsea Crier but I think I'm still a part of this party even without my celeb status. Had a little problem back there with my still, thankfully when it blew I was in the clapper. I did work up a little appetite trucking it over here on my bike though. Don't care for the shrimp etouffee, dont need crabs, had them, pest little buggers, but I sure could use a nice Margarita and some Snapper throats, greek style, please...... Well, well its been quite a while since I've seen your head above the table Bonny, you too Elyse. You're both looking real chipper, and that was intended to be a compliment considering the brown fog......

burlap bag

[wombat2u2004]

Just then Bill walks up. "Well it hasn't made the The News Gazette or even the Chelsea Crier but I think I'm still a part of this party even without my celeb status. Had a little problem back there with my still, thankfully when it blew I was in the clapper. I did work up a little appetite trucking it over here on my bike though. Don't care for the shrimp etouffee, dont need crabs, had them, pest little buggers, but I sure could use a nice Margarita and some Snapper throats, greek style, please...... Well, well its been quite a while since I've seen your head above the table Bonny, you too Elyse. You're both looking real chipper, and that was intended to be a compliment considering the brown fog......

......., but yeah, I know the only way you can get your head above the table Bonny, is to stand on the chair."
"Oh God' said Bonny 'not you to Bill. You've been listening to Wom too much, he calls me a midget all the time. I can't help it if I'm only 2 feet high."
"Yuppers' said Wom 'Bonny is so small, that you can carry her around in a burlap bag, and you have to keep her quiet to, there's a few circus people around who want her for their "Six Toed Dwarf Freak Show" "
"Hmmmm.....we could make a buck out of this. Do you reckon we could sell her to the circus ?" Said Helen.
"The money would come in handy for the rest of our trip to see Graceland" Said Grandchester.
"Now that's a thought" Said Bill.
"Good idea" Said Elyse.
"Hang on, hang on' said Wom 'Bonny's my mate, we can't sell her to the circus. We could hire her to them tho. And then pick her up on our return trip. We'd need to see how much money we could get in advance from the circus manager tho."

Runaway Elephant