Quote Originally Posted by wombat2u2004 View Post
......., but yeah, I know the only way you can get your head above the table Bonny, is to stand on the chair."
"Oh God' said Bonny 'not you to Bill. You've been listening to Wom too much, he calls me a midget all the time. I can't help it if I'm only 2 feet high."
"Yuppers' said Wom 'Bonny is so small, that you can carry her around in a burlap bag, and you have to keep her quiet to, there's a few circus people around who want her for their "Six Toed Dwarf Freak Show" "
"Hmmmm.....we could make a buck out of this. Do you reckon we could sell her to the circus ?" Said Helen.
"The money would come in handy for the rest of our trip to see Graceland" Said Grandchester.
"Now that's a thought" Said Bill.
"Good idea" Said Elyse.
"Hang on, hang on' said Wom 'Bonny's my mate, we can't sell her to the circus. We could hire her to them tho. And then pick her up on our return trip. We'd need to see how much money we could get in advance from the circus manager tho."

Runaway Elephant
"WHAT!!! Do you think you are going to leave me alone with the circus." said Bonnie " NO WAY! The manager is going to hire you all on as clowns, animal trainers, & pooh-pooh scoopers."

Wom of course acts like a Runaway Elephant trying to prove an Aussie is better at doing everything and anything. GrandChester, Elyse, & Bill take on the job of training the tigers & use Wom as their human guinea pig in their efforts. It is put your head into the lions mouth time Wom .......

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