Story teller game

[cassiesmom]

"It sounds to me like Sasquatch here could help you get that last rock into place. He's a big guy."

"Uh-huh," grunts Sasquatch.

"No, no, no," answers Bill. "Getting there on the moped, with the big guy in tow, would be a bigger production than Ben Hur. No way, folks."

They head off to the Dog Days of Summer concert. Elyse asks, "How long will it take to reach the concert venue?"


kerfuffle

[wombat2u2004]

"It sounds to me like Sasquatch here could help you get that last rock into place. He's a big guy."

"Uh-huh," grunts Sasquatch.

"No, no, no," answers Bill. "Getting there on the moped, with the big guy in tow, would be a bigger production than Ben Hur. No way, folks."

They head off to the Dog Days of Summer concert. Elyse asks, "How long will it take to reach the concert venue?"

"About a year at this rate' said Wom 'Bonny keeps dragging her feet on the ground over the side of the moped."

"You can say that again" Said Grand Chester.

"About a year at this rate' said Wom 'Bonny keeps dragging her feet on the ground over the side of the moped."

"Shutup Wom" Said Grand Chester.

"Oh for goodness sake you two' said Elyse 'can't you at least behave yourselves ?? You get into kerfuffle after kerfuffle when we are on the road."

"Look everyone' said Bonny 'there's a billboard up ahead. It says the Dog Days of Summer concert has been cancelled due to lack of interest, and has been replaced with the 'Willie Nelson Has Finally Outlived His Pecker Show.' Can we go to that show instead ???"

"Well,' said Bill ' I think we...............................

Hitchhiking Willie

[kokopup]

wombat2u2004

"About a year at this rate' said Wom 'Bonny keeps dragging her feet on the ground over the side of the moped."

"You can say that again" Said Grand Chester.

"About a year at this rate' said Wom 'Bonny keeps dragging her feet on the ground over the side of the moped."

"Shutup Wom" Said Grand Chester.

"Oh for goodness sake you two' said Elyse 'can't you at least behave yourselves ?? You get into kerfuffle after kerfuffle when we are on the road."

"Look everyone' said Bonny 'there's a billboard up ahead. It says the Dog Days of Summer concert has been cancelled due to lack of interest, and has been replaced with the 'Willie Nelson Has Finally Outlived His Pecker Show.' Can we go to that show instead ???"

"Well,' said Bill ' I think we...............................

Need to give this a lot of thought. You know how Helen and Bonny act when they are around Celeb like Willy. Les we all forget our last Celeb encounter with Bradley Bradford Pear Pitt. I was hoping that we could just put that in our past. Now if we could just get the girls to cooperate we could have a nice show, and then maybe do some Hitchhiking Willie and have a free ride on the concert circuit. Wom you get Helen ready to turn on those .........

boxcars

[wombat2u2004]

wombat2u2004


Need to give this a lot of thought. You know how Helen and Bonny act when they are around Celeb like Willy. Les we all forget our last Celeb encounter with Bradley Bradford Pear Pitt. I was hoping that we could just put that in our past. Now if we could just get the girls to cooperate we could have a nice show, and then maybe do some Hitchhiking Willie and have a free ride on the concert circuit. Wom you get Helen ready to turn on those .........

.....headlights, it's getting dark, and if we are to get to where we are going, we'll need to keep moving."

"Good idea Batman." Said Wom.

"Do you mind, Wombat' Said Bill 'Just because I have pointy little ears, doesn't mean you can keep calling me Batman."

"Sorry' Said Wom. 'Helen !!! Make yourself useful, and turn on dem dere headlights."

"You better hurry up Helen' Said Bonny 'I think we're headed straight for a railroad crossing, and I think there's a train coming, and it's towing boxcars."

"Ahhhh memories memories' Said Elyse 'In my younger days when I was just a simple hobo, I travelled everywhere in a boxcar. Yep, just me and my old dawg. Travelling the countryside, scrounging a scrap of food here and a scrap of food there, singing Hallelujah I'm a Bum, those were the days."

Rabid Raccoon

[kokopup]

Wom

"Ahhhh memories memories' Said Elyse 'In my younger days when I was just a simple hobo, I travelled everywhere in a boxcar. Yep, just me and my old dawg. Travelling the countryside, scrounging a scrap of food here and a scrap of food there, singing Hallelujah I'm a Bum, those were the days."

I guess all was going our way, old dawg and me, until that fateful night. If only I had been a better custodian of Rover, the old dawg. I remember it, like it was just yesterday. Rover, the old dawg, was gnawing on a soup bone I had saved from the night before. All of a sudden it was on poor Rover, the old dawg, like stink on limburger. We found out a rabid Raccoon had been identified and since Rover, the old dawg was just one big raccoon bite I was forced to put Rover, the old Dawg, down. It was a sad day for the campfire group and nothing was the same after that. I gave up those glorious ......

Stock Broker

[wombat2u2004]

Wom

I guess all was going our way, old dawg and me, until that fateful night. If only I had been a better custodian of Rover, the old dawg. I remember it, like it was just yesterday. Rover, the old dawg, was gnawing on a soup bone I had saved from the night before. All of a sudden it was on poor Rover, the old dawg, like stink on limburger. We found out a rabid Raccoon had been identified and since Rover, the old dawg was just one big raccoon bite I was forced to put Rover, the old Dawg, down. It was a sad day for the campfire group and nothing was the same after that. I gave up those glorious ......

....carefree days, and decided to become a Stock Broker, but changed my mind the very next day. Oh yeah gang, I've done it all. Everything from being a McDonalds Drive Thu Waitress, to being a Bricklayer. Yep, I've done it all.
But I've always wanted to be a Brain Surgeon. Ever since I was a little girl I've wanted to be a Brain Surgeon. I guess that dream began when I was only 10 years old. It all began during that baseball game when I bashed the umpire over the head with the bat, you should have seen it, his temporal lobe went flying over the field to be caught by an outfielder.....yep....I was caught out.
So Bonny, tell us about your life."

Shortest kid in the world

[Bonny]

Well I was the shortest kid in the world until GaryColeman happened along. Then I became the oldest shortest adult in the world after Gary Coleman passed away. R.I.P. Gary That's my life in two short sentences.

What about you Wom?


floating bottle