......that new rock group I've been waiting to see. I just love Dog days of summer, they are awesome."
"Oh can I be a groupie ???' Said Helen 'I've always wanted to be a groupie. Ever since I was a little girl I've wanted to stalk a rock star."
"I used to be a rock star" Said Bill.
"True ???? Really Bill ??" Said Wom.
"Well, not a rock star as in the Dog days of summer rock star, but I did collect rocks, and I was a real star at it"
"Well then, can I stalk you Bill ??" Said Helen.
"What for ??' Said Bill 'I was a star at collecting rocks, not an actual rock star. There is a difference Helen. One sings rock songs and the other is like a geologist."
"Oh, I like geologists to' said Helen 'can I still stalk you ??"
"For goodness sakes' said Wom 'can we get going ???"
"Only if I can stalk Bill" Said Helen.
"OK OK already,' said Wom 'get into the moped everyone we have a deadline.......
to meet. Bill addresses Helen, " listen Helen I'm no Willie Nelson, even though I have a gray scragglie beard. I'm not a Geologist either, even though I collect rocks. I'm in the process of building a court yard, so I have been collecting rocks for years just to build a wall around my patio. You can stalk me if you would like but, I'd appreciate it if you would grab a rock for my collection every once in a while. You have probably wondered why I walk cattiewompus like I do. Well .....

"Rock of Ages"