Quote Originally Posted by GrandChester View Post
"Wom, you have a lot of room to talk with a name like Wombat Buttslap Backendwasher! said GrandChester

"I remember an embarassing moment for you, Wom"! suggests the Chester in all her grandness"."It was your 30th birthday..we had a bunch of mates over for a birthday/beach party.
"I bought a pinata and coated it with Gorilla glue. We all know how well that works "As seen on TV"! Well, you slammed it with all your might, mate!' (Slaps high five) meanwhile further down the beach.....

Jello shots and Paul Hogan
.......Strop, Woms mate, was sitting on a driftwood log drinking jello shots and Paul Hogan was throwing another shrimp on the barbie."

All of a sudden Strop stood up, and said to Paul.."Paul, I've just stood up"

"Well I just seen that you did that you bloody idiot !!!" Said Paul.

"Ya know mate' said Strop through rubbery lips 'when I stand up, it means something is wrong. Remember that movie we seen together ??? Tit...Tit...Tita"

"The Titanic ???" Said Paul.

"Yeah that one' said Strop 'And do you remember when all of a sudden I stood up ??"

"I thought you stood up because of gas. You were eating frankfurts the day before you know." Said Paul.

"Nope.' continued Strop through flapping lips 'I stood up because I knew something was wrong. And I was right."

"Because the boat sank, right ??" Said Paul.

"Nope again' Said Strop 'Because I dropped my potato crisps onto my lap, and there was this brown furry dog that was trying to eat them. So Paul, I only stand up when I know something is wrong with me mate Wom or a mongrel dog, and I think me mate Wom is in trouble."

"Wom' Said Paul 'He's always in bloody trouble. We'd better go see then"

"Thanks mate" Said Strop

"Shutup !!" Said Paul.

Blind Drunk