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"Yeah, shut yer trap Elyse, and wait ya turn' Said Wom 'You can tell us all about Westminster Abbey and that Stoney Hengy thingy over in Pommyland after Grand Chester tells us all the next story that was promised us.

Wild Wicked Weekend
Ok here ya go, Wom" smiled GrandChester.

"Back in the sixties.. 1969 to be exact. I dated John Fogerty. I accompanied him to Max Yasgurs farm where he joined in a rock & roll band we camped out on the land and got our souls free".

"Well, as the flower children started to arrive it was getting a little crazy with all the wacky-tobaccy filling the air. Poor cows were feeling the effects and not producing much milk for ole Mr. Yasgur.

"Anyway, John and a group of close friends found White Lake on ole man Yasgurs farm. It was hot & we all stunk to high heaven. We grabbed a couple bars of soap and jumped in. Well we all frollicked around the lake and had a swell time. I got a new nickname as soon as I disrobed...GrandChest(er). " The darndest thing was unbeknownst to us... ole man Yasgur had stocked that lake with piranha...YES, I SAID PIRANAH...Bonny!!

"Talk about a Wild Wicked Weekend! Poor John lost his left big toe to one of them fiesty fish and I nearly lost the rights to my new nickname! Well, we all got outta that water faster than a fox in a fire! We got Johns toe sewn on by some hippy dude named Jerry Garcia".

Elsie The Cow