Story teller game

[Bonny]

Bill put the pedal to the metal. There is a big black funnel coming our way. Up Up and Away yells Elyse. Those hippie Skeletons are rattling like Sidewinders. Kerplunk the bus just . . . .



On Top Of Old Smokey

[wombat2u2004]

Bill put the pedal to the metal. There is a big black funnel coming our way. Up Up and Away yells Elyse. Those hippie Skeletons are rattling like Sidewinders. Kerplunk the bus just . . . .

....let out one final backfire, and settled into an easy smooth ride, heading towards the big black funnel in the distance.
"Who knows a song ?" Said Elyse.
"I do" Said Bill
"Well sing it bill...sing it"
Bill starts to sing..........
"On Top Of Old Smokey,
Where nobody goes.
Lays Marilyn Monroe,
Without any....." ***CRASH***
All of a sudden the front axle of the bus broke in half.
"I never got to finish my song" Said Bill
"Later...later" Said Wom

That twister is gonna hit us in..........

[Bonny]

....let out one final backfire, and settled into an easy smooth ride, heading towards the big black funnel in the distance.
"Who knows a song ?" Said Elyse.
"I do" Said Bill
"Well sing it bill...sing it"
Bill starts to sing..........
"On Top Of Old Smokey,
Where nobody goes.
Lays Marilyn Monroe,
Without any....." ***CRASH***
All of a sudden the front axle of the bus broke in half.
"I never got to finish my song" Said Bill
"Later...later" Said Wom

That twister is gonna hit us in..........

the south end & turn us around around like a spinning top. I'm getting sick just hearing about it said Elyse. Making a mad dash for the emergency door everyone bails out somewhere over Kansas? Wom wakes up wearing a red pair of woolen long johns with brand new sparkly ruby red slippers .......


cow path

[wombat2u2004]

the south end & turn us around around like a spinning top. I'm getting sick just hearing about it said Elyse. Making a mad dash for the emergency door everyone bails out somewhere over Kansas? Wom wakes up wearing a red pair of woolen long johns with brand new sparkly ruby red slippers .......

....and a new sequined purple tutu.
"Do I look beautiful ?" Said Wom
"Yes, you do look beautiful Wom" Said everyone in unison.
"Can we walk along this yellow brick road ?" Asks Wom
"It ain't no yellow brick road, it's a cow path" Said Bonny with a piece of straw sticking out of her mouth.
"But those are yellow bricks on the ground" Said Elyse.
"Nope, they are cow patties' said Bonny 'I know, I step in them every day"
So off they went along the yellow cow patty road, until.............

Elyse puts her foot into

[cassiesmom]

Off they go along the yellow cow patty road, until Elyse puts her foot into a hole. "Ouch! How is it possible that there are potholes in a cow patty road?"

Get on the bus

[Bonny]

Off they go along the yellow cow patty road, until Elyse puts her foot into a hole. "Ouch! How is it possible that there are potholes in a cow patty road?"

Get on the bus

Elyse you didn't step into a pot hole that is a pot of gold. Now you can get that gold crown put on your broken front tooth. Wom just lost his balance & tripped over his sequined purple tutu & landed in a fresh hot steamy smelly soupy cow pie. Phew! Phew! Well lets get back on the bus everyone ......

Wally World

[wombat2u2004]

Elyse you didn't step into a pot hole that is a pot of gold. Now you can get that gold crown put on your broken front tooth. Wom just lost his balance & tripped over his sequined purple tutu & landed in a fresh hot steamy smelly soupy cow pie. Phew! Phew! Well lets get back on the bus everyone ......

........."No way" Said everyone. "We all want to stay here and follow the yellow brick road."
"But' said Bonny 'I was going to show you all the way to Wally World"
"What's at Wally World ?" Said Bill.
"That's where I was born" Said Bonny.
"Naw' said Wom 'Wally World didn't exist that long ago."
"Well I have something to tell you all, a secret" Said Bonny.
"We're all listening" everyone said in unison.
"My name isn't really Bonny. My real name is........Wally"
"Ah ok' Said Bill 'So you're really a Wally ?"
"Yep, born and bred as a Wally. So can Wally take you all to Wally World to see all the other Wally's ?" said Wally.
"Ok Wally, take us there" said Wom

Wally Wally Woo Woo

[Bonny]

Well Wom your the only one dressed well enough to enter Wally Wally Woo Woo World.

Over the river & through the woods we go. Chug Chug Ker Plunk were out of gas, said Bill. Look up there on that hill there is a huge old house .....


creaky door

[wombat2u2004]

Well Wom your the only one dressed well enough to enter Wally Wally Woo Woo World.

Over the river & through the woods we go. Chug Chug Ker Plunk were out of gas, said Bill. Look up there on that hill there is a huge old house .....

.......and I bet it has bats flying around it and a creaky door."
"No no no' said Wom 'that's Elyse's house"
"How do you know if that is Elyse's house Wom?" Said Bill
"Well, for a start, it has a big red cross painted on the front door, and look, there's a sign" Said Wom
"What does the sign say Wom?" Said Bonny.
"It says..........
ELYSE RN F.r.a.c.p. Bach.Sc. Bach.Med. Bach.Whatever.
HUMAN BODIES REPAIRED.
CUTS AND ABRASIONS A SPECIALTY.
NO SALESMEN "

"Do you think Elyse will let us in to change our clothes for Wally World ?? By the way, I haven't seen Elyse for ages, I wonder where she could have go to to" Said Bill.
"Dunno" Said Wom.
"Wait' said Bonny 'I thought I heard some noises in the back of the bus, we'd better go and investigate"
"I think those noises are coming from the cargo storage" Said Bill.
"Here, I'll open it......OMG....it's Elyse. And she's in the cargo hold with Brad Pitt. I was wondering where he had gone." Said Wom.
"And she's tied him up" Said Bonny.

He's mine, mine, all mine !!!!

[GrandChester]

.......and I bet it has bats flying around it and a creaky door."
"No no no' said Wom 'that's Elyse's house"
"How do you know if that is Elyse's house Wom?" Said Bill
"Well, for a start, it has a big red cross painted on the front door, and look, there's a sign" Said Wom
"What does the sign say Wom?" Said Bonny.
"It says..........
ELYSE RN F.r.a.c.p. Bach.Sc. Bach.Med. Bach.Whatever.
HUMAN BODIES REPAIRED.
CUTS AND ABRASIONS A SPECIALTY.
NO SALESMEN "

"Do you think Elyse will let us in to change our clothes for Wally World ?? By the way, I haven't seen Elyse for ages, I wonder where she could have go to to" Said Bill.
"Dunno" Said Wom.
"Wait' said Bonny 'I thought I heard some noises in the back of the bus, we'd better go and investigate"
"I think those noises are coming from the cargo storage" Said Bill.
"Here, I'll open it......OMG....it's Elyse. And she's in the cargo hold with Brad Pitt. I was wondering where he had gone." Said Wom.
"And she's tied him up" Said Bonny.

He's mine, mine, all mine !!!!

"He's mine, mine, all mine" !!!! screams Mick Jagged.
"Mick? We forgot all about you, too". Gasped everyone.
"No No No Mick..hes mine, I bought the rope and everything"! yells Elyse
"I dont want 'eem! shouts Mr. Jagged. I was singin' lyrics to me new song, All Mine!
"Can someone untie me"?! asks Bradley Bradford Pear Pitt.
"Is there anyone else you've tied up in cargo, Elyse"? asks everyone.
"Just a wee Rhesus monkey" I rescued him from the sanctuary back in the last town.
"Well no wonder it smells like monkey butt in here".
"Ill buy some disinfectant on our trip to Wally Woo Woo World. My birth place! says Wally/Bonny.
"Im really confused now... You have stumped the Chester"! says GC scratching head.


Mayor Wally Woo Woo

[wombat2u2004]

"He's mine, mine, all mine" !!!! screams Mick Jagged.
"Mick? We forgot all about you, too". Gasped everyone.
"No No No Mick..hes mine, I bought the rope and everything"! yells Elyse
"I dont want 'eem! shouts Mr. Jagged. I was singin' lyrics to me new song, All Mine!
"Can someone untie me"?! asks Bradley Bradford Pear Pitt.
"Is there anyone else you've tied up in cargo, Elyse"? asks everyone.
"Just a wee Rhesus monkey" I rescued him from the sanctuary back in the last town.
"Well no wonder it smells like monkey butt in here".
"Ill buy some disinfectant on our trip to Wally Woo Woo World. My birth place! says Wally/Bonny.
"Im really confused now... You have stumped the Chester"! says GC scratching head.

"Talking about stumps' Said Bonny 'I was stumped once on that TV show I was on; Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"; they asked me if I knew the name of the author of the book The Baby's Revenge. Well Nora Booboff was not the correct answer, so I never got the million dollars. I did get a $20 gift voucher from Walmart tho, to spend how I wanted to in the goldfish food section of the store, oh, and I got a free set of steak knives to"

"Ok, enuf stories from you bunch of loonies' said Wom 'it's getting dark, the bus is broken down, and I think we may be all standing on an old Indian burial ground. We need to get going, Mayor Wally Woo Woo is expecting us."

Just then, a loud piercing wailing sound came from the underbrush.
Bonny, GC, Elyse, Helen, Brad and Mick all ran in terror and locked themselves in the broken down bus.

"Oh for God sakes Bill' said Wom 'would you stop trying to frighten all the girls? Come out from behind that tree now and behave yourself!!!"

"Sorry" said Bill


The dwarf from Hootenanny Crik

[cool4catz2]

"Talking about stumps' Said Bonny 'I was stumped once on that TV show I was on; Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"; they asked me if I knew the name of the author of the book The Baby's Revenge. Well Nora Booboff was not the correct answer, so I never got the million dollars. I did get a $20 gift voucher from Walmart tho, to spend how I wanted to in the goldfish food section of the store, oh, and I got a free set of steak knives to"

"Ok, enuf stories from you bunch of loonies' said Wom 'it's getting dark, the bus is broken down, and I think we may be all standing on an old Indian burial ground. We need to get going, Mayor Wally Woo Woo is expecting us."

Just then, a loud piercing wailing sound came from the underbrush.
Bonny, GC, Elyse, Helen, Brad and Mick all ran in terror and locked themselves in the broken down bus.

"Oh for God sakes Bill' said Wom 'would you stop trying to frighten all the girls? Come out from behind that tree now and behave yourself!!!"

"Sorry" said Bill


The dwarf from Hootenanny Crik

"I got those same knives, Bonny". said cool4catz. "Pieces of crap those things". Couldn't cut warm butter with 'em."
"I know I gave 'em to ya for your birthday one year" confesses Bonny.
"Do me a favor and dont get me anymore birthday presents". replies cool.

"Wom..remember that ugly lil man back east who lived down by the crik"? asked Elyse.

"Yeah..the one we called the "Dwarf from Hootenanny Crik"?
"Thats him...think I just saw his ghost float under that bridge over there."
"No..nuh-uh...thats freaky! I dont like this. "Bill can you get this bus running"?
" Maybe the Hootenanny dwarf can"..laughs Mick.
"Im gonna take a look at that abandoned bus over there". said Bill. "Maybe I can use that fuel pump".
"Worth a try" shivers Brad.

Everyone shuffles behind Bill. Scared outta their wits. Teeth chattering.
Bill looks back over his shoulder..but its not Bills face at all!
Everyone screams bloody heck. AAAAAAAAAAHHH


Cyclops from Uranus

[Bonny]

Bradley Bradford PearPitt flexing his pea sized biceps grabs on to the tire iron getting ready to swing it. Who goes their yells Mick Jagged? Its just me yells Uncle Wally Wally Woo Woo dressed up like a Cyclops from Uranus. Do you have any Halloween treats asks Elyse. I haven't had my sugar high yet today. Can you . . . . . .


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