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.......and I bet it has bats flying around it and a creaky door."
"No no no' said Wom 'that's Elyse's house"
"How do you know if that is Elyse's house Wom?" Said Bill
"Well, for a start, it has a big red cross painted on the front door, and look, there's a sign" Said Wom
"What does the sign say Wom?" Said Bonny.
"It says..........
ELYSE RN F.r.a.c.p. Bach.Sc. Bach.Med. Bach.Whatever.
HUMAN BODIES REPAIRED.
CUTS AND ABRASIONS A SPECIALTY.
NO SALESMEN "

"Do you think Elyse will let us in to change our clothes for Wally World ?? By the way, I haven't seen Elyse for ages, I wonder where she could have go to to" Said Bill.
"Dunno" Said Wom.
"Wait' said Bonny 'I thought I heard some noises in the back of the bus, we'd better go and investigate"
"I think those noises are coming from the cargo storage" Said Bill.
"Here, I'll open it......OMG....it's Elyse. And she's in the cargo hold with Brad Pitt. I was wondering where he had gone." Said Wom.
"And she's tied him up" Said Bonny.

He's mine, mine, all mine !!!!
"He's mine, mine, all mine" !!!! screams Mick Jagged.
"Mick? We forgot all about you, too". Gasped everyone.
"No No No Mick..hes mine, I bought the rope and everything"! yells Elyse
"I dont want 'eem! shouts Mr. Jagged. I was singin' lyrics to me new song, All Mine!
"Can someone untie me"?! asks Bradley Bradford Pear Pitt.
"Is there anyone else you've tied up in cargo, Elyse"? asks everyone.
"Just a wee Rhesus monkey" I rescued him from the sanctuary back in the last town.
"Well no wonder it smells like monkey butt in here".
"Ill buy some disinfectant on our trip to Wally Woo Woo World. My birth place! says Wally/Bonny.
"Im really confused now... You have stumped the Chester"! says GC scratching head.


Mayor Wally Woo Woo