Story teller game

[GrandChester]

Helen, where did you come from? I thought you were still back at the magical forest eating cake and pizza off of the doors and wall, said Elyse.

"No, I've been hiding in Wom's pocket this whole time. I drank that magical drink that Alice in Wonderland gave me and I shrunk down to the size of a dill pickle. Somehow when the plane crashed I grew back to my normal size."

Ever since I saw the movie Lawrence of Arabia, my lifelong dream has been to ride between the two humps of a camel.

Bill and Wom look at each other and roll their eyes. Bill says...

""Rainforest"

"Mmmmmmm... I love fried dill pickles in a Bloody Mary instead of a stalk of
cerlery! says Bonny.

"Helen, can you drink more of Alice's potion and shink down so that I can carry you around in my Coach Bag like a real live Barbie Doll. Like Paris Hilton carries Lil' TinkerBell! please..please...please". Begs GC

"I have a request of you, Paul! Can we use your plane to fly thru the eye of Irene? asks Bill.

"Good idea mate! We can bust thru the eye, break her apart just leaving nice little showers as in the rain forest". You'll be a bloody hero, mate! " Not to mention the next daredevil!"

"We will call you our BilleyeBuster"! said GC

"Yippee off we go, mates" said Strop.
Strop yerselves in! said Mick Jagged in his thick accent with rubbery lips.

"Surprise mates! I dont have a plane so I phoned my good mate, Mick"! He will be Bills co-pilot" said Paul.

"WooHoo Im lovin' this!" said Wom

Satisfaction

[happylabs]

"Mmmmmmm... I love fried dill pickles in a Bloody Mary instead of a stalk of
cerlery! says Bonny.

"Helen, can you drink more of Alice's potion and shink down so that I can carry you around in my Coach Bag like a real live Barbie Doll. Like Paris Hilton carries Lil' TinkerBell! please..please...please". Begs GC

"I have a request of you, Paul! Can we use your plane to fly thru the eye of Irene? asks Bill.

"Good idea mate! We can bust thru the eye, break her apart just leaving nice little showers as in the rain forest". You'll be a bloody hero, mate! " Not to mention the next daredevil!"

"We will call you our BilleyeBuster"! said GC

"Yippee off we go, mates" said Strop.
Strop yerselves in! said Mick Jagged in his thick accent with rubbery lips.

"Surprise mates! I dont have a plane so I phoned my good mate, Mick"! He will be Bills co-pilot" said Paul.

"WooHoo Im lovin' this!" said Wom

Satisfaction

Helen: Well, I can probably shrink again, but you will have to ask Wom if it is okay with him. Last night he gave me a friendship ring that glows in the dark and when I am happy it flashes "satisfaction". I am a little confused because I thought he and Megan Fox were an item.

Mick comes around the corner and instead of a plane he has camels for everyone.

"Neon"

[kokopup]

Helen: Well, I can probably shrink again, but you will have to ask Wom if it is okay with him. Last night he gave me a friendship ring that glows in the dark and when I am happy it flashes "satisfaction". I am a little confused because I thought he and Megan Fox were an item.

Mick comes around the corner and instead of a plane he has camels for everyone.

What are you trying to pull with this camel; thing Mick, says Bill. Its bad enough that you brought us camels instead of a plane. If I'm not totally messed up from my crash, I don't see a single 2 humper in the lot. Elyse was dreaming of being in the desert on a 2 humper and all you can manage is a bunch of monohumpers. How in the world am I going to bust a hurricane on a camel. I was going to be a hero with my name up in "neon" lights. Am I wrong here Elyse? What about it Wom, Grandchester, Helen are we going to...


flying camels

[GrandChester]

What are you trying to pull with this camel; thing Mick, says Bill. Its bad enough that you brought us camels instead of a plane. If I'm not totally messed up from my crash, I don't see a single 2 humper in the lot. Elyse was dreaming of being in the desert on a 2 humper and all you can manage is a bunch of monohumpers. How in the world am I going to bust a hurricane on a camel. I was going to be a hero with my name up in "neon" lights. Am I wrong here Elyse? What about it Wom, Grandchester, Helen are we going to...


flying camels

"Am I seeing Pyramids in the distance or do I have a serious concussion?" asked Bill.

"Hahaha, another surprise mates! explains Paul. "Yep, pyramids..right Bill...stage props yer seeing. These camels are here for my new film, "Dundee Half Croc'k In Egypt". Elyse you can stay behind if ya like, Im takin a fancy to ya and I can arrange to fullfill your dream with a long ride on a two-humper....camel.! grins Paul.

I gah a lah o toys & fings but no flying camels!" "My plane awaits! Lets, go!
"I'm off to make a name for myself! said Bill proudly. "Lets go bust Irene into the second Tuesday of next week"!

"Hey, Wom.....sing along wiff me I can't get no...ss-atiss-fac-tion...but i try & I try & I try-try- try, but I........

Wild Blue Yonder

[wombat2u2004]

"Am I seeing Pyramids in the distance or do I have a serious concussion?" asked Bill.

"Hahaha, another surprise mates! explains Paul. "Yep, pyramids..right Bill...stage props yer seeing. These camels are here for my new film, "Dundee Half Croc'k In Egypt". Elyse you can stay behind if ya like, Im takin a fancy to ya and I can arrange to fullfill your dream with a long ride on a two-humper....camel.! grins Paul.

I gah a lah o toys & fings but no flying camels!" "My plane awaits! Lets, go!
"I'm off to make a name for myself! said Bill proudly. "Lets go bust Irene into the second Tuesday of next week"!

"Hey, Wom.....sing along wiff me I can't get no...ss-atiss-fac-tion...but i try & I try & I try-try- try, but I........

Wild Blue Yonder

.........caint git no........satis..................factshon"

"Gee GC, you really sound bad,' said Bill 'can you sing In The Wild Blue Yonder?"

Nope' said GC 'Never heard of it"

"Well,' said Bill 'if you go far enuf away from us all here, you'll be singing in the wild blue yonder"

"Now now Billy boy' said Bonny 'there is no need for that. If you don't like GC's singing, you can put ear muffs on, like the rest of us."

"Stone the bloody crows' said Wom 'look what I have found."

Everyone gathers around Wom as he removes well placed tree branches and other sundry detritus from around a well hidden hippy bus.

"Oh look' said Elyse 'the bus is full of skeletons. Hippy skeletons"

"Oh goody' yells Bonny 'I love playing with hippy skeletons. Can I play with one ??? I promise I won't rattle the rib cages loudly."

"Well that's gotta sound better than GC's singing." Said Bill.

"Would you bloody lot belt up !!! 'said Wom sternly (which was evidenced by his little pink ears flapping wildly) 'at least make yourselves useful, and gather what you can for our trip. We've got to outrun Irene, and we haven't much time left. Bill, check the gas. Elyse, check the oil. GC, check the water. Helen, you check the tyre air pressure. Yes yes Bonny...you can go loot and pillage the skeletons belongings. I'll just sit here and watch you all."


Crank...pfizzle. Crank....cough splutter. Crank....VROOOOMMMM

[GrandChester]

.........caint git no........satis..................factshon"

"Gee GC, you really sound bad,' said Bill 'can you sing In The Wild Blue Yonder?"

Nope' said GC 'Never heard of it"

"Well,' said Bill 'if you go far enuf away from us all here, you'll be singing in the wild blue yonder"

"Now now Billy boy' said Bonny 'there is no need for that. If you don't like GC's singing, you can put ear muffs on, like the rest of us."

"Stone the bloody crows' said Wom 'look what I have found."

Everyone gathers around Wom as he removes well placed tree branches and other sundry detritus from around a well hidden hippy bus.

"Oh look' said Elyse 'the bus is full of skeletons. Hippy skeletons"

"Oh goody' yells Bonny 'I love playing with hippy skeletons. Can I play with one ??? I promise I won't rattle the rib cages loudly."

"Well that's gotta sound better than GC's singing." Said Bill.

"Would you bloody lot belt up !!! 'said Wom sternly (which was evidenced by his little pink ears flapping wildly) 'at least make yourselves useful, and gather what you can for our trip. We've got to outrun Irene, and we haven't much time left. Bill, check the gas. Elyse, check the oil. GC, check the water. Helen, you check the tyre air pressure. Yes yes Bonny...you can go loot and pillage the skeletons belongings. I'll just sit here and watch you all."


Crank...pfizzle. Crank....cough splutter. Crank....VROOOOMMMM

"Taaaattaaaa ttooooo muuuuuch ttturbuulancce". "If I wanted my bones rattled this much I woulda stayed back with the hippys"! screams Bonnie

Crank...pfizzle. Crank....cough splutter. Crank....VROOOOMMMM

"Bonnie we havent left the ground yet"... Thats the plane taxiing! adds Elyse
"Oh what a thrill on my birthday"! cheers Elyse with arms flailing.

"Is that a Gremlin on the wing? asks Strop.
"Nope its Helen...shrunk herself back to the size of a dill pickle agin! said Wom.

All of the sudden a cloud burst hits.

" I shoulda known I was no hurricane chaser". said Bill with a gruff, agitated voice. "Lets all hop on that bus of bones and...

Shake..Rattle & Roll

[cassiesmom]

" I shoulda known I was no hurricane chaser". said Bill with a gruff, agitated voice. "Lets all hop on that bus of bones and...

Shake..Rattle & Roll

"Let's all hop on that bus of bones and shake, rattle and roll our way out of this storm!"

Hippie skeletons