Story teller game

[cassiesmom]

Oh my dear Wom-Bee there you are"! exclaimed Strop."Why on earth are ya up a tree, Wom"?
"Move over Strop you're bed-hoggin agin. Bloody blanket thieving, too! mumbled Wom. "

"Wom you're bloody, blind drunk again!! Get outta that tree this instance or you might fall out and hurt yourself," urges Elyse, who has just come back on the scene.

Wom answers, "I was hoping to see the sun rise in St. Tropez from up here, but I guess that's not on." Wom carefully climbs down from the tree. Elyse is relieved. Looking around she realizes that Paul Hogan is right there. "Hey, wow! Paul Hogan! You're famous!" she says.

"Thank you, Captain Obvious, he knows he's famous," says Strop.

palm tree

[wombat2u2004]

Oh my dear Wom-Bee there you are"! exclaimed Strop."Why on earth are ya up a tree, Wom"?
"Move over Strop you're bed-hoggin agin. Bloody blanket thieving, too! mumbled Wom. "

"Wom you're bloody, blind drunk again!! Get outta that tree this instance or you might fall out and hurt yourself," urges Elyse, who has just come back on the scene.

Wom answers, "I was hoping to see the sun rise in St. Tropez from up here, but I guess that's not on." Wom carefully climbs down from the tree. Elyse is relieved. Looking around she realizes that Paul Hogan is right there. "Hey, wow! Paul Hogan! You're famous!" she says.

"Thank you, Captain Obvious, he knows he's famous," says Strop.

"Well of course I'm bloody famous' Said Paul Hogan 'Here Elyse, this is for you. A photo of meself and Strop. I'm the one on the right of course. The good lookin one."



"Now that isn't fair dinkum mate' said Strop 'just because you get more birds than I do doesn't mean yer better lookin. I'm not climbin up any more palm trees every time you want coconuts now. Talkin about coconuts, Woms here, but where's Bill ??"

Pina Colada mixed with Fosters beer


"

[GrandChester]

"Well of course I'm bloody famous' Said Paul Hogan 'Here Elyse, this is for you. A photo of meself and Strop. I'm the one on the right of course. The good lookin one."



"Now that isn't fair dinkum mate' said Strop 'just because you get more birds than I do doesn't mean yer better lookin. I'm not climbin up any more palm trees every time you want coconuts now. Talkin about coconuts, Woms here, but where's Bill ??"

Pina Colada mixed with Fosters beer


"

"Bills up in his bloody plane again!
Nice picture by the way, Strop! Thats Bonny's bonnet you're wearin' . Should have given that one to Bill to use as a parachute"! said GrandChester

"Hey Wom... whats worse than a bent flag on Bills plane engine"? asks GC.
"Well, Sheila I'd say mixin' Pina Colada mixed with Fosters Beer". said Wom
"Sounds bloody horrific, Wom-Bee" What made ya do that? asked GC.
"On a dare back in me old college days"...What was that noise & shaking mate?

Strop wheres my bloody scooter?

[wombat2u2004]

"Bills up in his bloody plane again!
Nice picture by the way, Strop! Thats Bonny's bonnet you're wearin' . Should have given that one to Bill to use as a parachute"! said GrandChester

"Hey Wom... whats worse than a bent flag on Bills plane engine"? asks GC.
"Well, Sheila I'd say mixin' Pina Colada mixed with Fosters Beer". said Wom
"Sounds bloody horrific, Wom-Bee" What made ya do that? asked GC.
"On a dare back in me old college days"...What was that noise & shaking mate?

"Well stone the crows' said Wom 'Bills just landed his plane without the wheels down again. Strop wheres my bloody scooter?"

"Here ya go mate, ya can have Pauls scooter' said Strop 'even tho it looks like a three wheeled shrimp, it's still rideable."

Wom speeds off on the Shrimpmobile, across the paddock, over the hill, through the valley, across the plains, with GC, Elyse, Bonny, Helen, Paul and Strop in hot pursuit. Finally they arrive at the crash site, and there is Bill sitting on his plane, which had crashed into a ditch on route 66.

"Crikey Paul' said Strop' this is tha famous Route 66"

"Yep.' said Paul 'It was made famous by that singer with the big rubbery lips, Mick Jagged"

"I get my kicks on Route 66" Strop sings out of tune.

Bill has three broken legs

[GrandChester]

"Well stone the crows' said Wom 'Bills just landed his plane without the wheels down again. Strop wheres my bloody scooter?"

"Here ya go mate, ya can have Pauls scooter' said Strop 'even tho it looks like a three wheeled shrimp, it's still rideable."

Wom speeds off on the Shrimpmobile, across the paddock, over the hill, through the valley, across the plains, with GC, Elyse, Bonny, Helen, Paul and Strop in hot pursuit. Finally they arrive at the crash site, and there is Bill sitting on his plane, which had crashed into a ditch on route 66.

"Crikey Paul' said Strop' this is tha famous Route 66"

"Yep.' said Paul 'It was made famous by that singer with the big rubbery lips, Mick Jagged"

"I get my kicks on Route 66" Strop sings out of tune.

Bill has three broken legs

"Hush it, woman... you got all the dogs howlin! said Wom

Oooooo I love that rubbery lipped, Mick! said GC, shakin her hips.

Bill yells..."get me outta this hunk-o-junk ba'for she blows"! I smell gas!
"
Thats Paul, hes had gas all week! said Bonny...Whew.."Paul dont pass wind near the gas tank ya bloomin idiot"!.

"Imagine me landin this ole plane on Route 66" said Bill "
Nat King Coleslaw made the song famous not bloody Mick Jagged, Paul. You movie stars dont know yer music." adds Bill

"We oughta get Bill outta that cockpit" Poor mate, how ya feel? asks Wom-Bee

"Like I could run a three legged race"! reponds Bill, sarcastically

"Garsh, Bill has three broken legs"?...gasps Elyse

"Elyse...he said three legged race..., ...nevermind..turn up yer hearin' aid!

"What happens if you get scared half to death, twice? asks Bill.

Bright White Light

[kokopup]

"Well there I was talking to the flight controller for Santa Fe when all of a sudden, Kaa chunk, kaa chunk and then just pure silence. Thats the problem with single engine planes they can leave you high and dry, and I'm not talking Martinis here. Well there I was 7 thousand over Arizona, no you better make that 6, err 5, and I knew my ole arse was grass. There in the distance I saw what I thoughts was a
air field, and with this old tub sinking like rock I head'r that way. Just when I was about to set'r down, I realized in my haste to get'r down I forgot to lower the gear. All of a sudden there was sparks a flying and the ole belly of this slug was bouncing up and down. Just then I knew it was the end, a Bright White Light appeared just like I had heard happening. The old plane gave it one more bounce and there between that bright light was a metal sign saying Peterbilt. Thats all I remember."
Wom, ole mate is this heaven. I think I might have broken that Bright White Light.
What are you guys doing in heaven, err, oh I get it, this is....

Flagstaff by morning

[wombat2u2004]

"Well there I was talking to the flight controller for Santa Fe when all of a sudden, Kaa chunk, kaa chunk and then just pure silence. Thats the problem with single engine planes they can leave you high and dry, and I'm not talking Martinis here. Well there I was 7 thousand over Arizona, no you better make that 6, err 5, and I knew my ole arse was grass. There in the distance I saw what I thoughts was a
air field, and with this old tub sinking like rock I head'r that way. Just when I was about to set'r down, I realized in my haste to get'r down I forgot to lower the gear. All of a sudden there was sparks a flying and the ole belly of this slug was bouncing up and down. Just then I knew it was the end, a Bright White Light appeared just like I had heard happening. The old plane gave it one more bounce and there between that bright light was a metal sign saying Peterbilt. Thats all I remember."
Wom, ole mate is this heaven. I think I might have broken that Bright White Light.
What are you guys doing in heaven, err, oh I get it, this is....

.....really a heaven. There goes Bonny the Angel flying past me right now."

"Bill. Wake up' Said Elyse 'You've just been involved in a horrific airplane accident."

"Is he alright Elyse?' Said Grand Chester 'Are there any life threatening wounds?"

"BONNY!!' yells Wom 'Will you take those bloody fairy wings off ? This is serious, Bills been hurt. Bill, Bill, are you ok?"

"I can't feel my legs" Said Bill.

"That's probably because your hands are behind your head Bill. If you reach down with your hands to your legs, you might be able to feel them. I learnt that in Nurse College" Said Elyse.

"That's a good idea' Said Bill, reaching down and touching his legs 'I can feel them, I can feel them, it's a miracle. Does that mean we'll get to Flagstaff by morning?"

"Flagstaff??' Said Grand Chester 'that's in the middle of the bloody desert"

"Oh goody' Said Helen 'Can I ride a camel?"

Lawrence of Arabia

[happylabs]

.....really a heaven. There goes Bonny the Angel flying past me right now."

"Bill. Wake up' Said Elyse 'You've just been involved in a horrific airplane accident."

"Is he alright Elyse?' Said Grand Chester 'Are there any life threatening wounds?"

"BONNY!!' yells Wom 'Will you take those bloody fairy wings off ? This is serious, Bills been hurt. Bill, Bill, are you ok?"

"I can't feel my legs" Said Bill.

"That's probably because your hands are behind your head Bill. If you reach down with your hands to your legs, you might be able to feel them. I learnt that in Nurse College" Said Elyse.

"That's a good idea' Said Bill, reaching down and touching his legs 'I can feel them, I can feel them, it's a miracle. Does that mean we'll get to Flagstaff by morning?"

"Flagstaff??' Said Grand Chester 'that's in the middle of the bloody desert"

"Oh goody' Said Helen 'Can I ride a camel?"

Lawrence of Arabia

Helen, where did you come from? I thought you were still back at the magical forest eating cake and pizza off of the doors and wall, said Elyse.

"No, I've been hiding in Wom's pocket this whole time. I drank that magical drink that Alice in Wonderland gave me and I shrunk down to the size of a dill pickle. Somehow when the plane crashed I grew back to my normal size."

Ever since I saw the movie Lawrence of Arabia, my lifelong dream has been to ride between the two humps of a camel.

Bill and Wom look at each other and roll their eyes. Bill says...

"Rainforest"

[GrandChester]

Helen, where did you come from? I thought you were still back at the magical forest eating cake and pizza off of the doors and wall, said Elyse.

"No, I've been hiding in Wom's pocket this whole time. I drank that magical drink that Alice in Wonderland gave me and I shrunk down to the size of a dill pickle. Somehow when the plane crashed I grew back to my normal size."

Ever since I saw the movie Lawrence of Arabia, my lifelong dream has been to ride between the two humps of a camel.

Bill and Wom look at each other and roll their eyes. Bill says...

""Rainforest"

"Mmmmmmm... I love fried dill pickles in a Bloody Mary instead of a stalk of
cerlery! says Bonny.

"Helen, can you drink more of Alice's potion and shink down so that I can carry you around in my Coach Bag like a real live Barbie Doll. Like Paris Hilton carries Lil' TinkerBell! please..please...please". Begs GC

"I have a request of you, Paul! Can we use your plane to fly thru the eye of Irene? asks Bill.

"Good idea mate! We can bust thru the eye, break her apart just leaving nice little showers as in the rain forest". You'll be a bloody hero, mate! " Not to mention the next daredevil!"

"We will call you our BilleyeBuster"! said GC

"Yippee off we go, mates" said Strop.
Strop yerselves in! said Mick Jagged in his thick accent with rubbery lips.

"Surprise mates! I dont have a plane so I phoned my good mate, Mick"! He will be Bills co-pilot" said Paul.

"WooHoo Im lovin' this!" said Wom

Satisfaction

[happylabs]

"Mmmmmmm... I love fried dill pickles in a Bloody Mary instead of a stalk of
cerlery! says Bonny.

"Helen, can you drink more of Alice's potion and shink down so that I can carry you around in my Coach Bag like a real live Barbie Doll. Like Paris Hilton carries Lil' TinkerBell! please..please...please". Begs GC

"I have a request of you, Paul! Can we use your plane to fly thru the eye of Irene? asks Bill.

"Good idea mate! We can bust thru the eye, break her apart just leaving nice little showers as in the rain forest". You'll be a bloody hero, mate! " Not to mention the next daredevil!"

"We will call you our BilleyeBuster"! said GC

"Yippee off we go, mates" said Strop.
Strop yerselves in! said Mick Jagged in his thick accent with rubbery lips.

"Surprise mates! I dont have a plane so I phoned my good mate, Mick"! He will be Bills co-pilot" said Paul.

"WooHoo Im lovin' this!" said Wom

Satisfaction

Helen: Well, I can probably shrink again, but you will have to ask Wom if it is okay with him. Last night he gave me a friendship ring that glows in the dark and when I am happy it flashes "satisfaction". I am a little confused because I thought he and Megan Fox were an item.

Mick comes around the corner and instead of a plane he has camels for everyone.

"Neon"

[kokopup]

Helen: Well, I can probably shrink again, but you will have to ask Wom if it is okay with him. Last night he gave me a friendship ring that glows in the dark and when I am happy it flashes "satisfaction". I am a little confused because I thought he and Megan Fox were an item.

Mick comes around the corner and instead of a plane he has camels for everyone.

What are you trying to pull with this camel; thing Mick, says Bill. Its bad enough that you brought us camels instead of a plane. If I'm not totally messed up from my crash, I don't see a single 2 humper in the lot. Elyse was dreaming of being in the desert on a 2 humper and all you can manage is a bunch of monohumpers. How in the world am I going to bust a hurricane on a camel. I was going to be a hero with my name up in "neon" lights. Am I wrong here Elyse? What about it Wom, Grandchester, Helen are we going to...


flying camels

[GrandChester]

What are you trying to pull with this camel; thing Mick, says Bill. Its bad enough that you brought us camels instead of a plane. If I'm not totally messed up from my crash, I don't see a single 2 humper in the lot. Elyse was dreaming of being in the desert on a 2 humper and all you can manage is a bunch of monohumpers. How in the world am I going to bust a hurricane on a camel. I was going to be a hero with my name up in "neon" lights. Am I wrong here Elyse? What about it Wom, Grandchester, Helen are we going to...


flying camels

"Am I seeing Pyramids in the distance or do I have a serious concussion?" asked Bill.

"Hahaha, another surprise mates! explains Paul. "Yep, pyramids..right Bill...stage props yer seeing. These camels are here for my new film, "Dundee Half Croc'k In Egypt". Elyse you can stay behind if ya like, Im takin a fancy to ya and I can arrange to fullfill your dream with a long ride on a two-humper....camel.! grins Paul.

I gah a lah o toys & fings but no flying camels!" "My plane awaits! Lets, go!
"I'm off to make a name for myself! said Bill proudly. "Lets go bust Irene into the second Tuesday of next week"!

"Hey, Wom.....sing along wiff me I can't get no...ss-atiss-fac-tion...but i try & I try & I try-try- try, but I........

Wild Blue Yonder

[wombat2u2004]

"Am I seeing Pyramids in the distance or do I have a serious concussion?" asked Bill.

"Hahaha, another surprise mates! explains Paul. "Yep, pyramids..right Bill...stage props yer seeing. These camels are here for my new film, "Dundee Half Croc'k In Egypt". Elyse you can stay behind if ya like, Im takin a fancy to ya and I can arrange to fullfill your dream with a long ride on a two-humper....camel.! grins Paul.

I gah a lah o toys & fings but no flying camels!" "My plane awaits! Lets, go!
"I'm off to make a name for myself! said Bill proudly. "Lets go bust Irene into the second Tuesday of next week"!

"Hey, Wom.....sing along wiff me I can't get no...ss-atiss-fac-tion...but i try & I try & I try-try- try, but I........

Wild Blue Yonder

.........caint git no........satis..................factshon"

"Gee GC, you really sound bad,' said Bill 'can you sing In The Wild Blue Yonder?"

Nope' said GC 'Never heard of it"

"Well,' said Bill 'if you go far enuf away from us all here, you'll be singing in the wild blue yonder"

"Now now Billy boy' said Bonny 'there is no need for that. If you don't like GC's singing, you can put ear muffs on, like the rest of us."

"Stone the bloody crows' said Wom 'look what I have found."

Everyone gathers around Wom as he removes well placed tree branches and other sundry detritus from around a well hidden hippy bus.

"Oh look' said Elyse 'the bus is full of skeletons. Hippy skeletons"

"Oh goody' yells Bonny 'I love playing with hippy skeletons. Can I play with one ??? I promise I won't rattle the rib cages loudly."

"Well that's gotta sound better than GC's singing." Said Bill.

"Would you bloody lot belt up !!! 'said Wom sternly (which was evidenced by his little pink ears flapping wildly) 'at least make yourselves useful, and gather what you can for our trip. We've got to outrun Irene, and we haven't much time left. Bill, check the gas. Elyse, check the oil. GC, check the water. Helen, you check the tyre air pressure. Yes yes Bonny...you can go loot and pillage the skeletons belongings. I'll just sit here and watch you all."


Crank...pfizzle. Crank....cough splutter. Crank....VROOOOMMMM

[GrandChester]

.........caint git no........satis..................factshon"

"Gee GC, you really sound bad,' said Bill 'can you sing In The Wild Blue Yonder?"

Nope' said GC 'Never heard of it"

"Well,' said Bill 'if you go far enuf away from us all here, you'll be singing in the wild blue yonder"

"Now now Billy boy' said Bonny 'there is no need for that. If you don't like GC's singing, you can put ear muffs on, like the rest of us."

"Stone the bloody crows' said Wom 'look what I have found."

Everyone gathers around Wom as he removes well placed tree branches and other sundry detritus from around a well hidden hippy bus.

"Oh look' said Elyse 'the bus is full of skeletons. Hippy skeletons"

"Oh goody' yells Bonny 'I love playing with hippy skeletons. Can I play with one ??? I promise I won't rattle the rib cages loudly."

"Well that's gotta sound better than GC's singing." Said Bill.

"Would you bloody lot belt up !!! 'said Wom sternly (which was evidenced by his little pink ears flapping wildly) 'at least make yourselves useful, and gather what you can for our trip. We've got to outrun Irene, and we haven't much time left. Bill, check the gas. Elyse, check the oil. GC, check the water. Helen, you check the tyre air pressure. Yes yes Bonny...you can go loot and pillage the skeletons belongings. I'll just sit here and watch you all."


Crank...pfizzle. Crank....cough splutter. Crank....VROOOOMMMM

"Taaaattaaaa ttooooo muuuuuch ttturbuulancce". "If I wanted my bones rattled this much I woulda stayed back with the hippys"! screams Bonnie

Crank...pfizzle. Crank....cough splutter. Crank....VROOOOMMMM

"Bonnie we havent left the ground yet"... Thats the plane taxiing! adds Elyse
"Oh what a thrill on my birthday"! cheers Elyse with arms flailing.

"Is that a Gremlin on the wing? asks Strop.
"Nope its Helen...shrunk herself back to the size of a dill pickle agin! said Wom.

All of the sudden a cloud burst hits.

" I shoulda known I was no hurricane chaser". said Bill with a gruff, agitated voice. "Lets all hop on that bus of bones and...

Shake..Rattle & Roll

[cassiesmom]

" I shoulda known I was no hurricane chaser". said Bill with a gruff, agitated voice. "Lets all hop on that bus of bones and...

Shake..Rattle & Roll

"Let's all hop on that bus of bones and shake, rattle and roll our way out of this storm!"

Hippie skeletons