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.....really a heaven. There goes Bonny the Angel flying past me right now."

"Bill. Wake up' Said Elyse 'You've just been involved in a horrific airplane accident."

"Is he alright Elyse?' Said Grand Chester 'Are there any life threatening wounds?"

"BONNY!!' yells Wom 'Will you take those bloody fairy wings off ? This is serious, Bills been hurt. Bill, Bill, are you ok?"

"I can't feel my legs" Said Bill.

"That's probably because your hands are behind your head Bill. If you reach down with your hands to your legs, you might be able to feel them. I learnt that in Nurse College" Said Elyse.

"That's a good idea' Said Bill, reaching down and touching his legs 'I can feel them, I can feel them, it's a miracle. Does that mean we'll get to Flagstaff by morning?"

"Flagstaff??' Said Grand Chester 'that's in the middle of the bloody desert"

"Oh goody' Said Helen 'Can I ride a camel?"

Lawrence of Arabia

Helen, where did you come from? I thought you were still back at the magical forest eating cake and pizza off of the doors and wall, said Elyse.

"No, I've been hiding in Wom's pocket this whole time. I drank that magical drink that Alice in Wonderland gave me and I shrunk down to the size of a dill pickle. Somehow when the plane crashed I grew back to my normal size."

Ever since I saw the movie Lawrence of Arabia, my lifelong dream has been to ride between the two humps of a camel.

Bill and Wom look at each other and roll their eyes. Bill says...

"Rainforest"