Story teller game

[wombat2u2004]

Elyse suddenly interrupts, "I've been to a concert at Royal Albert Hall! It was a beautiful place."

"Shut up Elyse, and let GrandChester finish."

"Yeah, shut yer trap Elyse, and wait ya turn' Said Wom 'You can tell us all about Westminster Abbey and that Stoney Hengy thingy over in Pommyland after Grand Chester tells us all the next story that was promised us.

Wild Wicked Weekend

[GrandChester]

"Yeah, shut yer trap Elyse, and wait ya turn' Said Wom 'You can tell us all about Westminster Abbey and that Stoney Hengy thingy over in Pommyland after Grand Chester tells us all the next story that was promised us.

Wild Wicked Weekend

Ok here ya go, Wom" smiled GrandChester.

"Back in the sixties.. 1969 to be exact. I dated John Fogerty. I accompanied him to Max Yasgurs farm where he joined in a rock & roll band we camped out on the land and got our souls free".

"Well, as the flower children started to arrive it was getting a little crazy with all the wacky-tobaccy filling the air. Poor cows were feeling the effects and not producing much milk for ole Mr. Yasgur.

"Anyway, John and a group of close friends found White Lake on ole man Yasgurs farm. It was hot & we all stunk to high heaven. We grabbed a couple bars of soap and jumped in. Well we all frollicked around the lake and had a swell time. I got a new nickname as soon as I disrobed...GrandChest(er). " The darndest thing was unbeknownst to us... ole man Yasgur had stocked that lake with piranha...YES, I SAID PIRANAH...Bonny!!

"Talk about a Wild Wicked Weekend! Poor John lost his left big toe to one of them fiesty fish and I nearly lost the rights to my new nickname! Well, we all got outta that water faster than a fox in a fire! We got Johns toe sewn on by some hippy dude named Jerry Garcia".

Elsie The Cow

[wombat2u2004]

Ok here ya go, Wom" smiled GrandChester.

"Back in the sixties.. 1969 to be exact. I dated John Fogerty. I accompanied him to Max Yasgurs farm where he joined in a rock & roll band we camped out on the land and got our souls free".

"Well, as the flower children started to arrive it was getting a little crazy with all the wacky-tobaccy filling the air. Poor cows were feeling the effects and not producing much milk for ole Mr. Yasgur.

"Anyway, John and a group of close friends found White Lake on ole man Yasgurs farm. It was hot & we all stunk to high heaven. We grabbed a couple bars of soap and jumped in. Well we all frollicked around the lake and had a swell time. I got a new nickname as soon as I disrobed...GrandChest(er). " The darndest thing was unbeknownst to us... ole man Yasgur had stocked that lake with piranha...YES, I SAID PIRANAH...Bonny!!

"Talk about a Wild Wicked Weekend! Poor John lost his left big toe to one of them fiesty fish and I nearly lost the rights to my new nickname! Well, we all got outta that water faster than a fox in a fire! We got Johns toe sewn on by some hippy dude named Jerry Garcia".

"Hmmmm...interesting !!' Said Wom 'So he lost his big toe and then it was sewn back on ? Good stuff. What I heard was that poor John had something else bitten off in that lake. And that before that event his name was John Fogelhorn, and that when they sewd it back on they sewd it upside down, and evertime he goes to a urinal he pees in his eye. But, must have been a rumour is all."

"Gee' Said Bonny 'I just don't know what I would do if every time I peed I'd have to put a pair of safety glasses on. Anyway, let me tell you all about Elsie The Cow."

"I peed in my mates eyes once" Said Wom.

"Shut UP Wom !!!' Said Elyse "It's Bonny's turn"

Elsie the Cow and Herbert the Bull

[Bonny]

Pasture romances are on the rise.

Herbert the Bull is an X-RC Rodeo bucking bull was put out to pasture. Elsie The Cow a registered Pathfinder Black Angus just happens to be in the pasture next door.

It all started one clear full moon lite night. Herbert was grazing along the pasture line fence. Elsie was batting her long eyelashes at Herbert. He suddenly snapped into action plowing his head through the dirt, pawing the ground along with deep romantic bellowing.

Elsie took an instant notice of him. What a hunka bunka heart throb she thought.

Being a high jumper during his career Herbert cleared the 6' line fence in style. No one not even farmer Browne was the wiser about the budding romance.

Nine months later an ugly brindle bull calf named Gomer was born. Farmer Browne scratches his bald head . . . . .

by garsh by golly

[GrandChester]

"By garsh by golly.. SchaZAMM its a little Gomer Pyle! "Wait till the misses sees you. "Shes gonna have a cow herself, when she sees the likeness of you and Gomer"! Ole farmer brown leads lil Gomer over to the farm house where the misses is canning her famous pickled Tequilla worms.


Floyd the barber

[cassiesmom]

Ole farmer brown leads lil Gomer over to the farm house where the misses is canning her famous pickled Tequilla worms.

The missus turns from her canning, takes one look at Farmer Brown and shouts, "What have you done? You went and saw Floyd the Barber, didn't you. And you let him give you such a bad haircut that you had to shave your head afterward. My word."

"Just gimme one a them tequila worms," answers Farmer Brown. "It'll grow back soon enough."

permanent wave

[wombat2u2004]

The missus turns from her canning, takes one look at Farmer Brown and shouts, "What have you done? You went and saw Floyd the Barber, didn't you. And you let him give you such a bad haircut that you had to shave your head afterward. My word."

"Just gimme one a them tequila worms," answers Farmer Brown. "It'll grow back soon enough."

"Well all,' Said Wom 'I know exactly who Bonny is referring to here when she mentions farmer Browne. It's me !!!! Yes, and even Elyse has misspelt it as usual !!!! It has an EEEEEE on the end Elyse. How on earth am I EVER to educate you lot ???? Anyway, I had better finish the story about the tequila worms, seeing that you lot are doing a lot of guess work here. The true story goes thus......"
Farmer Browne aka Wom: "Have you finished canning those tequila worms yet o light of my life?"
The missus aka o light of my life: "Not yet....why ??"
Farmer Browne aka Wom: "Well I gotta another tequila worm for ya...hee hee"
The missus aka o light of my life: "Yeah? That time of the decade again is it ??
Farmer Browne aka Wom: "Hey woman!! I can't help it if my tequila worm sleeps a lot."
The missus aka o light of my life: "Yeah well now I know the reason why those couple of hundred ex wives of yours gave you the permanent wave....GOODBYE"
Farmer Browne aka Wom: "That's it !!!! From now on I'm going to knickname you GrandChesterless"
The missus aka o light of my life: "What the....??? Just because I haven't grown in the right places, you're holding that against me ??"
Farmer Browne aka Wom: "That's more than what you got to hold against me."
The missus aka o light of my life: Righto matey....no bloody dinner for you tonight !!!!"
Farmer Browne aka Wom: "Bummer"

"And that my friends is a true story. It was the day I missed out on my dinner.
I can honestly say, that in all of the annals of human suffering, nobody suffered more than what I did on that day. Now Bill, you have to tell us that story of yours."

Bills Airplane runs out of gas