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in the hands of a Sasquatch. Bonny is forever grateful as the Sasquatch opens the door on the cage. So grateful that she forgives Wom & his greed & doesn't sic the Sasquatch on the naughty Wom. But the Sasquatch has other ideas .....Originally Posted by GrandChester
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The Sasquatch tries to apply a head lock on Wom, but Wom ducks and pushes the Sasquatch's arms away. The two of them look one another over as they catch their breaths.Out flies the key and it lands in the hands of a Sasquatch. Bonny is forever grateful as the Sasquatch opens the door on the cage. So grateful that she forgives Wom & his greed & doesn't sic the Sasquatch on the naughty Wom. But the Sasquatch has other ideas .....
"Hold it!" shouts Elyse. "Can we all get along? We aren't going to loan Bonny to the circus. That's just not on. We're going to get back on the moped and..."
squirt gun
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"We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet
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get outta this town..."Sasquatch you come with us. Turns out your bark is worse than your headlock"..laughs GrandChester.
"Has anyone seen Helen lately? asks Cassiesmom.
"Last I saw she was sitting up at the bar filling a squirt gun with her new cocktail concoction with Bradley! said Bill.
"We all need to concentrate on the tasks at hand". sighs Elyses. I am going to miss my reservations at Bellagio if we don't soon get to Vegas. Not to mention...
Dog days of summer
Hi there. Ey.
......that new rock group I've been waiting to see. I just love Dog days of summer, they are awesome."
"Oh can I be a groupie ???' Said Helen 'I've always wanted to be a groupie. Ever since I was a little girl I've wanted to stalk a rock star."
"I used to be a rock star" Said Bill.
"True ???? Really Bill ??" Said Wom.
"Well, not a rock star as in the Dog days of summer rock star, but I did collect rocks, and I was a real star at it"
"Well then, can I stalk you Bill ??" Said Helen.
"What for ??' Said Bill 'I was a star at collecting rocks, not an actual rock star. There is a difference Helen. One sings rock songs and the other is like a geologist."
"Oh, I like geologists to' said Helen 'can I still stalk you ??"
"For goodness sakes' said Wom 'can we get going ???"
"Only if I can stalk Bill" Said Helen.
"OK OK already,' said Wom 'get into the moped everyone we have a deadline.......
Willie Nelson
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Life Is Good
to meet. Bill addresses Helen, " listen Helen I'm no Willie Nelson, even though I have a gray scragglie beard. I'm not a Geologist either, even though I collect rocks. I'm in the process of building a court yard, so I have been collecting rocks for years just to build a wall around my patio. You can stalk me if you would like but, I'd appreciate it if you would grab a rock for my collection every once in a while. You have probably wondered why I walk cattiewompus like I do. Well ...........that new rock group I've been waiting to see. I just love Dog days of summer, they are awesome."
"Oh can I be a groupie ???' Said Helen 'I've always wanted to be a groupie. Ever since I was a little girl I've wanted to stalk a rock star."
"I used to be a rock star" Said Bill.
"True ???? Really Bill ??" Said Wom.
"Well, not a rock star as in the Dog days of summer rock star, but I did collect rocks, and I was a real star at it"
"Well then, can I stalk you Bill ??" Said Helen.
"What for ??' Said Bill 'I was a star at collecting rocks, not an actual rock star. There is a difference Helen. One sings rock songs and the other is like a geologist."
"Oh, I like geologists to' said Helen 'can I still stalk you ??"
"For goodness sakes' said Wom 'can we get going ???"
"Only if I can stalk Bill" Said Helen.
"OK OK already,' said Wom 'get into the moped everyone we have a deadline.......
"Rock of Ages"
“You live and you learn, but if you never learn, at least you are still living.”
— Unknown
Hi there. Ey.
......it's a very long story, but I'll make it a short story just for you. The truth is, when I had finally neared completion of the rock wall around my patio, the scaffold was three stories high by that time, and I was carrying the last rock up to put in place. I called this last rock the "Rock of Ages", because it took me ages to get that rock up onto the top of the wall. Well, you can imagine me standing up there on top of the scaffold, 60 feet above the ground, rock poised in my hand, and then the ladder broke. Down down down I tumbled, landing on one of my legs. And that, Helen, is why one of my legs is shorter than the other, and why I walk like Quasimodo."
"So did you ever get that last rock up onto the top of the wall ??" Said Wom.
"No, not yet' added Bill 'I've yet to have a special ladder made, one with every third rung made closer to the second rung, to compensate for my shorter leg. And then I will complete the wall."
"Gee Bill, this wall sounds kinda high." said Grand chester.
"Yeah' said Bonny 'it sounds to me like.............
Bigger production than Ben Hur
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"It sounds to me like Sasquatch here could help you get that last rock into place. He's a big guy."
"Uh-huh," grunts Sasquatch.
"No, no, no," answers Bill. "Getting there on the moped, with the big guy in tow, would be a bigger production than Ben Hur. No way, folks."
They head off to the Dog Days of Summer concert. Elyse asks, "How long will it take to reach the concert venue?"
kerfuffle
Last edited by cassiesmom; 07-28-2011 at 10:58 PM.
Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.
I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!
Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!
"That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas
"We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet
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