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"Talking about stumps' Said Bonny 'I was stumped once on that TV show I was on; Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"; they asked me if I knew the name of the author of the book The Baby's Revenge. Well Nora Booboff was not the correct answer, so I never got the million dollars. I did get a $20 gift voucher from Walmart tho, to spend how I wanted to in the goldfish food section of the store, oh, and I got a free set of steak knives to"

"Ok, enuf stories from you bunch of loonies' said Wom 'it's getting dark, the bus is broken down, and I think we may be all standing on an old Indian burial ground. We need to get going, Mayor Wally Woo Woo is expecting us."

Just then, a loud piercing wailing sound came from the underbrush.
Bonny, GC, Elyse, Helen, Brad and Mick all ran in terror and locked themselves in the broken down bus.

"Oh for God sakes Bill' said Wom 'would you stop trying to frighten all the girls? Come out from behind that tree now and behave yourself!!!"

"Sorry" said Bill


The dwarf from Hootenanny Crik
"I got those same knives, Bonny". said cool4catz. "Pieces of crap those things". Couldn't cut warm butter with 'em."
"I know I gave 'em to ya for your birthday one year" confesses Bonny.
"Do me a favor and dont get me anymore birthday presents". replies cool.

"Wom..remember that ugly lil man back east who lived down by the crik"? asked Elyse.

"Yeah..the one we called the "Dwarf from Hootenanny Crik"?
"Thats him...think I just saw his ghost float under that bridge over there."
"No..nuh-uh...thats freaky! I dont like this. "Bill can you get this bus running"?
" Maybe the Hootenanny dwarf can"..laughs Mick.
"Im gonna take a look at that abandoned bus over there". said Bill. "Maybe I can use that fuel pump".
"Worth a try" shivers Brad.

Everyone shuffles behind Bill. Scared outta their wits. Teeth chattering.
Bill looks back over his shoulder..but its not Bills face at all!
Everyone screams bloody heck. AAAAAAAAAAHHH


Cyclops from Uranus