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"Well stone the crows' said Wom 'Bills just landed his plane without the wheels down again. Strop wheres my bloody scooter?"

"Here ya go mate, ya can have Pauls scooter' said Strop 'even tho it looks like a three wheeled shrimp, it's still rideable."

Wom speeds off on the Shrimpmobile, across the paddock, over the hill, through the valley, across the plains, with GC, Elyse, Bonny, Helen, Paul and Strop in hot pursuit. Finally they arrive at the crash site, and there is Bill sitting on his plane, which had crashed into a ditch on route 66.

"Crikey Paul' said Strop' this is tha famous Route 66"

"Yep.' said Paul 'It was made famous by that singer with the big rubbery lips, Mick Jagged"

"I get my kicks on Route 66" Strop sings out of tune.

Bill has three broken legs
"Hush it, woman... you got all the dogs howlin! said Wom

Oooooo I love that rubbery lipped, Mick! said GC, shakin her hips.

Bill yells..."get me outta this hunk-o-junk ba'for she blows"! I smell gas!
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Thats Paul, hes had gas all week! said Bonny...Whew.."Paul dont pass wind near the gas tank ya bloomin idiot"!.

"Imagine me landin this ole plane on Route 66" said Bill "
Nat King Coleslaw made the song famous not bloody Mick Jagged, Paul. You movie stars dont know yer music." adds Bill

"We oughta get Bill outta that cockpit" Poor mate, how ya feel? asks Wom-Bee

"Like I could run a three legged race"! reponds Bill, sarcastically

"Garsh, Bill has three broken legs"?...gasps Elyse

"Elyse...he said three legged race..., ...nevermind..turn up yer hearin' aid!

"What happens if you get scared half to death, twice? asks Bill.

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