Quote Originally Posted by Bonny View Post
Well I was the shortest kid in the world until GaryColeman happened along. Then I became the oldest shortest adult in the world after Gary Coleman passed away. R.I.P. Gary That's my life in two short sentences.

What about you Wom?
"Ahhhh Bonny Bonny Bonny' Said Wom 'you are such a floating bottle when it comes to telling stories about yourself. Tell us all first about the Shetland Pony you got for your 21st birthday, and the extendable ladder you needed to climb up onto the pony. And while your at it, tell us about the time you bit Snow White on the kneecap during that school play where you played Grumpy.
And after that, I'll tell you all about Wom"

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