Story teller game

[wombat2u2004]

Just then Bill walks up. "Well it hasn't made the The News Gazette or even the Chelsea Crier but I think I'm still a part of this party even without my celeb status. Had a little problem back there with my still, thankfully when it blew I was in the clapper. I did work up a little appetite trucking it over here on my bike though. Don't care for the shrimp etouffee, dont need crabs, had them, pest little buggers, but I sure could use a nice Margarita and some Snapper throats, greek style, please...... Well, well its been quite a while since I've seen your head above the table Bonny, you too Elyse. You're both looking real chipper, and that was intended to be a compliment considering the brown fog......

......., but yeah, I know the only way you can get your head above the table Bonny, is to stand on the chair."
"Oh God' said Bonny 'not you to Bill. You've been listening to Wom too much, he calls me a midget all the time. I can't help it if I'm only 2 feet high."
"Yuppers' said Wom 'Bonny is so small, that you can carry her around in a burlap bag, and you have to keep her quiet to, there's a few circus people around who want her for their "Six Toed Dwarf Freak Show" "
"Hmmmm.....we could make a buck out of this. Do you reckon we could sell her to the circus ?" Said Helen.
"The money would come in handy for the rest of our trip to see Graceland" Said Grandchester.
"Now that's a thought" Said Bill.
"Good idea" Said Elyse.
"Hang on, hang on' said Wom 'Bonny's my mate, we can't sell her to the circus. We could hire her to them tho. And then pick her up on our return trip. We'd need to see how much money we could get in advance from the circus manager tho."

Runaway Elephant

[Bonny]

......., but yeah, I know the only way you can get your head above the table Bonny, is to stand on the chair."
"Oh God' said Bonny 'not you to Bill. You've been listening to Wom too much, he calls me a midget all the time. I can't help it if I'm only 2 feet high."
"Yuppers' said Wom 'Bonny is so small, that you can carry her around in a burlap bag, and you have to keep her quiet to, there's a few circus people around who want her for their "Six Toed Dwarf Freak Show" "
"Hmmmm.....we could make a buck out of this. Do you reckon we could sell her to the circus ?" Said Helen.
"The money would come in handy for the rest of our trip to see Graceland" Said Grandchester.
"Now that's a thought" Said Bill.
"Good idea" Said Elyse.
"Hang on, hang on' said Wom 'Bonny's my mate, we can't sell her to the circus. We could hire her to them tho. And then pick her up on our return trip. We'd need to see how much money we could get in advance from the circus manager tho."

Runaway Elephant

"WHAT!!! Do you think you are going to leave me alone with the circus." said Bonnie " NO WAY! The manager is going to hire you all on as clowns, animal trainers, & pooh-pooh scoopers."

Wom of course acts like a Runaway Elephant trying to prove an Aussie is better at doing everything and anything. GrandChester, Elyse, & Bill take on the job of training the tigers & use Wom as their human guinea pig in their efforts. It is put your head into the lions mouth time Wom .......

bad bad bad bad breath

[wombat2u2004]

"WHAT!!! Do you think you are going to leave me alone with the circus." said Bonnie " NO WAY! The manager is going to hire you all on as clowns, animal trainers, & pooh-pooh scoopers."

Wom of course acts like a Runaway Elephant trying to prove an Aussie is better at doing everything and anything. GrandChester, Elyse, & Bill take on the job of training the tigers & use Wom as their human guinea pig in their efforts. It is put your head into the lions mouth time Wom .......

........errggggghhhh washappenin" Groaned Bonny as she was shaken awake. "I was having a nightmare, something about a circus or something like that, and there was a lion with bad bad bad bad breath, and he was going to eat Wom."
"Never mind' said Bill 'you need to get dressed Bonny, we've just hired you out to the circus, so off with the jarmies, and on with the dungers."
Just then a circus car with a caged trailer pulls up.
"Oh please don't put me in that cage" said Bonny.
"Come on folks' said Wom 'we can't do this to our Bonny, she's such a swell kid and we all think she's really......oh look...there's a dollar coin in the trailer !!"
Bonny leaps ahead of everyone, and straight into the trailer cage she goes, to retrieve the dollar coin. Wom shuts the cage door, locks it and swallows the key. "Gotcha, ya little whippersnapper" yelled Wom.

Whippersnappers Revenge

[GrandChester]

........errggggghhhh washappenin" Groaned Bonny as she was shaken awake. "I was having a nightmare, something about a circus or something like that, and there was a lion with bad bad bad bad breath, and he was going to eat Wom."
"Never mind' said Bill 'you need to get dressed Bonny, we've just hired you out to the circus, so off with the jarmies, and on with the dungers."
Just then a circus car with a caged trailer pulls up.
"Oh please don't put me in that cage" said Bonny.
"Come on folks' said Wom 'we can't do this to our Bonny, she's such a swell kid and we all think she's really......oh look...there's a dollar coin in the trailer !!"
Bonny leaps ahead of everyone, and straight into the trailer cage she goes, to retrieve the dollar coin. Wom shuts the cage door, locks it and swallows the key. "Gotcha, ya little whippersnapper" yelled Wom.

Whippersnappers Revenge

"Sold to the circus...NOT ON MY WATCH! said GrandChester. You wanna see some Whippersnappers Revenge, BONNY"? asks GrandChester
GrandChester runs over to Wom, grabs him from behind and lays the Heimlich maneuver on him. Out flies the key and it lands....

Sasquatch

[Bonny]

"Sold to the circus...NOT ON MY WATCH! said GrandChester. You wanna see some Whippersnappers Revenge, BONNY"? asks GrandChester
GrandChester runs over to Wom, grabs him from behind and lays the Heimlich maneuver on him. Out flies the key and it lands....

Sasquatch

in the hands of a Sasquatch. Bonny is forever grateful as the Sasquatch opens the door on the cage. So grateful that she forgives Wom & his greed & doesn't sic the Sasquatch on the naughty Wom. But the Sasquatch has other ideas .....


head lock

[cassiesmom]

Out flies the key and it lands in the hands of a Sasquatch. Bonny is forever grateful as the Sasquatch opens the door on the cage. So grateful that she forgives Wom & his greed & doesn't sic the Sasquatch on the naughty Wom. But the Sasquatch has other ideas .....

The Sasquatch tries to apply a head lock on Wom, but Wom ducks and pushes the Sasquatch's arms away. The two of them look one another over as they catch their breaths.

"Hold it!" shouts Elyse. "Can we all get along? We aren't going to loan Bonny to the circus. That's just not on. We're going to get back on the moped and..."

squirt gun

[GrandChester]

The Sasquatch tries to apply a head lock on Wom, but Wom ducks and pushes the Sasquatch's arms away. The two of them look one another over as they catch their breaths.

"Hold it!" shouts Elyse. "Can we all get along? We aren't going to loan Bonny to the circus. That's just not on. We're going to get back on the moped and..."

squirt gun

get outta this town..."Sasquatch you come with us. Turns out your bark is worse than your headlock"..laughs GrandChester.

"Has anyone seen Helen lately? asks Cassiesmom.

"Last I saw she was sitting up at the bar filling a squirt gun with her new cocktail concoction with Bradley! said Bill.

"We all need to concentrate on the tasks at hand". sighs Elyses. I am going to miss my reservations at Bellagio if we don't soon get to Vegas. Not to mention...

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