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Ok here ya go, Wom" smiled GrandChester.

"Back in the sixties.. 1969 to be exact. I dated John Fogerty. I accompanied him to Max Yasgurs farm where he joined in a rock & roll band we camped out on the land and got our souls free".

"Well, as the flower children started to arrive it was getting a little crazy with all the wacky-tobaccy filling the air. Poor cows were feeling the effects and not producing much milk for ole Mr. Yasgur.

"Anyway, John and a group of close friends found White Lake on ole man Yasgurs farm. It was hot & we all stunk to high heaven. We grabbed a couple bars of soap and jumped in. Well we all frollicked around the lake and had a swell time. I got a new nickname as soon as I disrobed...GrandChest(er). " The darndest thing was unbeknownst to us... ole man Yasgur had stocked that lake with piranha...YES, I SAID PIRANAH...Bonny!!

"Talk about a Wild Wicked Weekend! Poor John lost his left big toe to one of them fiesty fish and I nearly lost the rights to my new nickname! Well, we all got outta that water faster than a fox in a fire! We got Johns toe sewn on by some hippy dude named Jerry Garcia".
"Hmmmm...interesting !!' Said Wom 'So he lost his big toe and then it was sewn back on ? Good stuff. What I heard was that poor John had something else bitten off in that lake. And that before that event his name was John Fogelhorn, and that when they sewd it back on they sewd it upside down, and evertime he goes to a urinal he pees in his eye. But, must have been a rumour is all."

"Gee' Said Bonny 'I just don't know what I would do if every time I peed I'd have to put a pair of safety glasses on. Anyway, let me tell you all about Elsie The Cow."

"I peed in my mates eyes once" Said Wom.

"Shut UP Wom !!!' Said Elyse "It's Bonny's turn"

Elsie the Cow and Herbert the Bull