Story teller game

[Bonny]

"Looks like Heinzers about to take off! laughs Wom..look at that propeller tail stir up this dust..now shoo fly!

"What? Who made shoo fly pie"? asks a drunken Helen.

Theres no shoo fly pie, Helen..have another drink...you lush! GrandChester says jokingly.

Wheres Brad Pitt? asks Helen.

Hes filming Oceans 14 in Vegas, silly!

shark attack

Bradley is busy fending off a shark attack while Julia watches all the kids.
Helen you need to sober up with a good brimming cup of cowboy coffee.
We can use Wom's bike helmet and Grandchester you can light a fire .......

Stinky Socks

[wombat2u2004]

Bradley is busy fending off a shark attack while Julia watches all the kids.
Helen you need to sober up with a good brimming cup of cowboy coffee.
We can use Wom's bike helmet and Grandchester you can light a fire .......

.........by rubbing those two little sticks together."
"But we don't have any coffee beans" Said Wom.
"No worries' Said Bonny 'I've got a pair of stinky socks on that I haven't taken off for a few months, we can dip those in the hot water, and at least it will LOOK like coffee."
I've got a better idea' Said Bill ' RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN before she takes them off"
Everyone runs for the hills, leaving Bonny to take her socks off, and Elyse waiting for her coffee.
"Wait a minute.' Said Elyse 'What are those little yellowish crispy things floating around in my coffee?"
"Hmmmmm' Said Bonny 'I think they are.................



Flaky bunions

[Bonny]

.........by rubbing those two little sticks together."
"But we don't have any coffee beans" Said Wom.
"No worries' Said Bonny 'I've got a pair of stinky socks on that I haven't taken off for a few months, we can dip those in the hot water, and at least it will LOOK like coffee."
I've got a better idea' Said Bill ' RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN before she takes them off"
Everyone runs for the hills, leaving Bonny to take her socks off, and Elyse waiting for her coffee.
"Wait a minute.' Said Elyse 'What are those little yellowish crispy things floating around in my coffee?"
"Hmmmmm' Said Bonny 'I think they are.................



Flaky bunions

delicious morel mushrooms that will make you relax & sleepy even though they may look like Flaky bunions. Come back you idiots! I washed my feet last year not to worry I used a bunch of Monkey Butt powder to keep my feet smelling .........


pine forest

[GrandChester]

delicious morel mushrooms that will make you relax & sleepy even though they may look like Flaky bunions. Come back you idiots! I washed my feet last year not to worry I used a bunch of Monkey Butt powder to keep my feet smelling .........


pine forest

...monkey butt fresh with a twist of fresh pine needles from a pine forest!
"Geesh, Helen you are beginning to worry me"! says GrandChester. We willl never get to Vegas with the lot of you making bad decisions like the jury in the Casey Anthony case". Yes we all want to go home!
"Now who parked the darn moped so close to that cliff "Nooooooo" yells Wom. "Its lost its grip and down the cliff it goes!
Helen cries out " That was my last bottle of spirits in the saddle bag of that moped!

4th of July

[wombat2u2004]

...monkey butt fresh with a twist of fresh pine needles from a pine forest!
"Geesh, Helen you are beginning to worry me"! says GrandChester. We willl never get to Vegas with the lot of you making bad decisions like the jury in the Casey Anthony case". Yes we all want to go home!
"Now who parked the darn moped so close to that cliff "Nooooooo" yells Wom. "Its lost its grip and down the cliff it goes!
Helen cries out " That was my last bottle of spirits in the saddle bag of that moped!

The moped plumetted down and down, until finally it struck the ground, bursting into flames and exploding like the firecrackers on the 4th of July.
"Good God' Said Wom 'What kind of spirits have you been drinking Helen ?? That stuff went up like jet fuel"
"I got it from Bill" Said Helen. "Besides, it tastes better than Bonny's Stinky Sock Coffee with Morel Mushrooms."

Bonnys Magical Mushroom Recipe

[Bonny]

The moped plumetted down and down, until finally it struck the ground, bursting into flames and exploding like the firecrackers on the 4th of July.
"Good God' Said Wom 'What kind of spirits have you been drinking Helen ?? That stuff went up like jet fuel"
"I got it from Bill" Said Helen. "Besides, it tastes better than Bonny's Stinky Sock Coffee with Morel Mushrooms."

Bonnys Magical Mushroom Recipe

I would like Bonnys Magical Mushroom Recipe says a stranger as he walks up to the group of misfit travelers. It is none other then the handsome Bradley Pitt. Helen is all goo goo eyed, her handsome prince has arrived in a black limo. How would you all like to jump into my limo & I'll give you a free ride to Vegas. Helen was the first one in of course & had to sit next to Bradley.


Stick Um Up

[happylabs]

I would like Bonnys Magical Mushroom Recipe says a stranger as he walks up to the group of misfit travelers. It is none other then the handsome Bradley Pitt. Helen is all goo goo eyed, her handsome prince has arrived in a black limo. How would you all like to jump into my limo & I'll give you a free ride to Vegas. Helen was the first one in of course & had to sit next to Bradley.


Stick Um Up

As Helen jumps in, she realizes Jennifer Aniston is sitting in the limo and Jen says "stick um up"! You people are all crazy. I just kidnapped Brad to have back and all to myself. What do you think you are doing...

"ostrich"