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The missus turns from her canning, takes one look at Farmer Brown and shouts, "What have you done? You went and saw Floyd the Barber, didn't you. And you let him give you such a bad haircut that you had to shave your head afterward. My word."

"Just gimme one a them tequila worms," answers Farmer Brown. "It'll grow back soon enough."
"Well all,' Said Wom 'I know exactly who Bonny is referring to here when she mentions farmer Browne. It's me !!!! Yes, and even Elyse has misspelt it as usual !!!! It has an EEEEEE on the end Elyse. How on earth am I EVER to educate you lot ???? Anyway, I had better finish the story about the tequila worms, seeing that you lot are doing a lot of guess work here. The true story goes thus......"
Farmer Browne aka Wom: "Have you finished canning those tequila worms yet o light of my life?"
The missus aka o light of my life: "Not yet....why ??"
Farmer Browne aka Wom: "Well I gotta another tequila worm for ya...hee hee"
The missus aka o light of my life: "Yeah? That time of the decade again is it ??
Farmer Browne aka Wom: "Hey woman!! I can't help it if my tequila worm sleeps a lot."
The missus aka o light of my life: "Yeah well now I know the reason why those couple of hundred ex wives of yours gave you the permanent wave....GOODBYE"
Farmer Browne aka Wom: "That's it !!!! From now on I'm going to knickname you GrandChesterless"
The missus aka o light of my life: "What the....??? Just because I haven't grown in the right places, you're holding that against me ??"
Farmer Browne aka Wom: "That's more than what you got to hold against me."
The missus aka o light of my life: Righto matey....no bloody dinner for you tonight !!!!"
Farmer Browne aka Wom: "Bummer"

"And that my friends is a true story. It was the day I missed out on my dinner.
I can honestly say, that in all of the annals of human suffering, nobody suffered more than what I did on that day. Now Bill, you have to tell us that story of yours."

Bills Airplane runs out of gas