Pasture romances are on the rise.
Herbert the Bull is an X-RC Rodeo bucking bull was put out to pasture. Elsie The Cow a registered Pathfinder Black Angus just happens to be in the pasture next door.
It all started one clear full moon lite night. Herbert was grazing along the pasture line fence. Elsie was batting her long eyelashes at Herbert. He suddenly snapped into action plowing his head through the dirt, pawing the ground along with deep romantic bellowing.
Elsie took an instant notice of him. What a hunka bunka heart throb she thought.
Being a high jumper during his career Herbert cleared the 6' line fence in style. No one not even farmer Browne was the wiser about the budding romance.
Nine months later an ugly brindle bull calf named Gomer was born. Farmer Browne scratches his bald head . . . . .
by garsh by golly
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