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The moped plumetted down and down, until finally it struck the ground, bursting into flames and exploding like the firecrackers on the 4th of July.
"Good God' Said Wom 'What kind of spirits have you been drinking Helen ?? That stuff went up like jet fuel"
"I got it from Bill" Said Helen. "Besides, it tastes better than Bonny's Stinky Sock Coffee with Morel Mushrooms."

Bonnys Magical Mushroom Recipe
I would like Bonnys Magical Mushroom Recipe says a stranger as he walks up to the group of misfit travelers. It is none other then the handsome Bradley Pitt. Helen is all goo goo eyed, her handsome prince has arrived in a black limo. How would you all like to jump into my limo & I'll give you a free ride to Vegas. Helen was the first one in of course & had to sit next to Bradley.


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