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Yup, they would cause the Holstein cows in the pasture to Stampede, along with the hogs to squeal & do cart wheels, & dogs to bark & howl. Those grits are starting to take affect a big affect ..........
....so don't stand downwind from me folks. If you do, then you'll wish you were back in skunkland." "Oh by the way Wom, what are you doing with all of those corn cobs ???"
"Well, I figure if I get enuf of them lashed together, it would make a good enuf raft to get us across the Mississippi' said Wom 'besides, we have an ex USN guy with us here, who can steer our new craft. And folks, we really do need to distance ourselves from Bonny when she lets loose."
"So, have we got a name for this new craft of yours" Said Bill.
"Yep' continued Wom 'It's called a Cocker. That means "Corn on Cob Keeled Everymans Raft." "That's a fine name for a fine craft Wom" Said Bill. "Does it have a ............

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