Story teller game

[kokopup]

......reverberated through forest like the screaming of a USN captain at a pilot hopelessly lost somewhere over Korea. All of a sudden the mama and papa of all koala bears came bounding out of the forest. "Bugger" said Wom, as he grabbed the nearest thing to throw at the beast. Luckily for him, Bonny's wheelbarrow that was full of her lifelong possessions was handy, and he grabbed the nearest overdue library book from it, and hurled it at the bear. It missed. Everyone turned and ran towards the toadstool house. Elyse dropped her stethoscope, Bonny dropped her pitchfork, Bill dropped his Jews Harp, Helen dropped her half eaten Wendy's bacon burger, the Mayor dropped her box of peeps, Anne dropped her Rebel flag and Wom dropped his...........

__________________

....pants and Mooned the bear. The Bear was so shaken by Wom's backside it took off, tail between it's legs, bellowing like a stuck pig. This came as a relief to eveyone but Wom, still oblivious to everything around him. With Mr Bear out of the way everyone decided to go to Elyse's Mushroom cottage and celebrate. Everyone gathered around and Elyse gave everyone a Can of Budweiser. Wom took one look at the Bud can and shouted "you mean to tell me you don't have any FOSTER'S. I'm not drinking this..... "

Mountain Dew

[happylabs]

....pants and Mooned the bear. The Bear was so shaken by Wom's backside it took off, tail between it's legs, bellowing like a stuck pig. This came as a relief to eveyone but Wom, still oblivious to everything around him. With Mr Bear out of the way everyone decided to go to Elyse's Mushroom cottage and celebrate. Everyone gathered around and Elyse gave everyone a Can of Budweiser. Wom took one look at the Bud can and shouted "you mean to tell me you don't have any FOSTER'S. I'm not drinking this..... "

Mountain Dew

I'm not drinking this crap! This tastes like watered down Mountain Dew that someone dropped a skunk in." Elyse seems a bit taken back by Wom's comment and exclaims...

Jimmy Carter

[cassiesmom]

Wom took one look at the Bud can and shouted, "You mean to tell me you don't have any FOSTER'S. I'm not drinking this stuff. Foster's is the one I want. That's like drinking Sun Drop as a stand-in for Mountain Dew-- close, but just not the same."

Elyse says again, "Wom, you took a pretty hard hit against that tree. I don't think you should drink either Foster's or Mountain Dew right now. Give it just a little more time." But suddenly she feels a rush of cold air from the refrigerator in the toadstool kitchen and a voice shouts, "Hey, look! She's got Foster's right here!" Pilsner glasses are fetched from a cabinet and cans are popped open. "Oh, okay," says Elyse. "Let's just keep an eye on Wom, though."


Beernuts

Edited to add: Happylabs and I posted at the same time- should I delete mine?

[happylabs]

Wom took one look at the Bud can and shouted, "You mean to tell me you don't have any FOSTER'S. I'm not drinking this stuff. Foster's is the one I want. That's like drinking Sun Drop as a stand-in for Mountain Dew-- close, but just not the same."

Elyse says again, "Wom, you took a pretty hard hit against that tree. I don't think you should drink either Foster's or Mountain Dew right now. Give it just a little more time." But suddenly she feels a rush of cold air from the refrigerator in the toadstool kitchen and a voice shouts, "Hey, look! She's got Foster's right here!" Pilsner glasses are fetched from a cabinet and cans are popped open. "Oh, okay," says Elyse. "Let's just keep an eye on Wom, though."



Beernuts

Edited to add: Happylabs and I posted at the same time- should I delete mine?

I would say, take off your first paragraph and then go from there.

[cassiesmom]

CORRECTED:

I'm not drinking this crap! This tastes like watered down Mountain Dew that someone dropped a skunk in." Elyse seems a bit taken back by Wom's comment and exclaims...

"Wom, you took a pretty hard hit against that tree. I don't think you should drink either Foster's or Mountain Dew right now. Give it just a little more time." But suddenly she feels a rush of cold air from the refrigerator in the toadstool kitchen and a voice shouts, "Hey, look! She's got Foster's right here!" Pilsner glasses are fetched from a cabinet and cans are popped open. "Oh, okay," says Elyse. "Let's just keep an eye on Wom, though."

Jimmy Carter

[wombat2u2004]

CORRECTED:

I'm not drinking this crap! This tastes like watered down Mountain Dew that someone dropped a skunk in." Elyse seems a bit taken back by Wom's comment and exclaims...

"Wom, you took a pretty hard hit against that tree. I don't think you should drink either Foster's or Mountain Dew right now. Give it just a little more time." But suddenly she feels a rush of cold air from the refrigerator in the toadstool kitchen and a voice shouts, "Hey, look! She's got Foster's right here!" Pilsner glasses are fetched from a cabinet and cans are popped open. "Oh, okay," says Elyse. "Let's just keep an eye on Wom, though."

"What are all you lookin at ?" Said Wom as he headed for the refrigerator, sensing that all present were trying their best to keep him from the golden drop. "Now just hang on there a durn minute" Said Bonny, as she lunged towards Wom in fight mode. "Fight fairly" Said Wom as Bonny bit him on the shin. "Yes, fight fairly" yelled Bill as he hit Wom over the head with a rusty horseshoe. "Stop it this instant" said Elyse as Helen was about to secure Wom with her famous Pennsylvanian head lock maneuver. "I have the solution" continued Elyse..."it's in the bucket outside the door, lets pour it over his head. "Nooooooooo....' said Wom 'not the dreaded mollasses in the bucket treatment." "Yes' said Bonny 'when we're finished with ya, you'll have a head as ugly as Jimmy Carter."

Peanuts

[happylabs]

"What are all you lookin at ?" Said Wom as he headed for the refrigerator, sensing that all present were trying their best to keep him from the golden drop. "Now just hang on there a durn minute" Said Bonny, as she lunged towards Wom in fight mode. "Fight fairly" Said Wom as Bonny bit him on the shin. "Yes, fight fairly" yelled Bill as he hit Wom over the head with a rusty horseshoe. "Stop it this instant" said Elyse as Helen was about to secure Wom with her famous Pennsylvanian head lock maneuver. "I have the solution" continued Elyse..."it's in the bucket outside the door, lets pour it over his head. "Nooooooooo....' said Wom 'not the dreaded mollasses in the bucket treatment." "Yes' said Bonny 'when we're finished with ya, you'll have a head as ugly as Jimmy Carter."

Peanuts

Helen grabbed Wom and Elyse got the bucket. Bill screamed, "NO, we can't pour the molasses over his head, we don't have any peanuts!" Bonny starts rolling on the ground laughing and laughing. "We aren't baking cookies Bill!"
Bill says, "We need the peanuts to attract the squirrels." Don't you know that......

Black Birds

[kokopup]

Happylabs

Helen grabbed Wom and Elyse got the bucket. Bill screamed, "NO, we can't pour the molasses over his head, we don't have any peanuts!" Bonny starts rolling on the ground laughing and laughing. "We aren't baking cookies Bill!"
Bill says, "We need the peanuts to attract the squirrels." Don't you know that......

If we use Sunflower seed then it will attract the Black birds. After the blackbirds are through with his head only Mama Wombat will claim him. Bill said, We can forget the molasses and sunflower seeds because with
honey and Cheerios the ......



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