Story teller game

[wombat2u2004]

If you are like a cowboy. "Why no" said Bill. "Why do you ask." I so looked forward to a love nest with that bandy-legged Aussy Wombat. He is my true Love and I must return to his side. I really look forward to living Downunder with my Ostrich Rancher.

"I'm sorry' said Bill 'you can't. You belong to me now, and you are going to live with me in mysweet home, downunder the Mason Dixie line. Yes my dear, we will spend the rest of our lives together, fighting off mosquitoes and alligators in the bayou I call home."
"Does that mean we can eat as much gumbo and watermelon as we want ?" Said Susan excitably. "Well sometimes' said Bill 'but we in old Alabamee like to eat what our Cajun cousins eat, natural food, catfish and crawdads, acorns, caterpillars, stuff like that." Ohhhh' Said Susan, her body trembling 'I can hardly wait." Just then, a raccoon ran across the track in front of them, Bill feeling hungry..................

Black and white cat

[kokopup]

Wom

"I'm sorry' said Bill 'you can't. You belong to me now, and you are going to live with me in mysweet home, downunder the Mason Dixie line. Yes my dear, we will spend the rest of our lives together, fighting off mosquitoes and alligators in the bayou I call home."
"Does that mean we can eat as much gumbo and watermelon as we want ?" Said Susan excitably. "Well sometimes' said Bill 'but we in old Alabamee like to eat what our Cajun cousins eat, natural food, catfish and crawdads, acorns, caterpillars, stuff like that." Ohhhh' Said Susan, her body trembling 'I can hardly wait." Just then, a raccoon ran across the track in front of them, Bill feeling hungry..................

stops at Outback for a Steak. Just then
Elyse speaks up with a angry tone in her voice. It is perfectly clear that Susan can never be happy anywhere. I think she needs to go her own way and stop all this bickering back and forth. We were perfectly happy before she came on the scene. .....with hat in hand she walks off into the sunset never to be seen again. Bonny speaks up and announces that she has a new Black and white cat named stinky.....


neutered or it that deodored

[Bonny]

Wom
stops at Outback for a Steak. Just then
Elyse speaks up with a angry tone in her voice. It is perfectly clear that Susan can never be happy anywhere. I think she needs to go her own way and stop all this bickering back and forth. We were perfectly happy before she came on the scene. .....with hat in hand she walks off into the sunset never to be seen again. Bonny speaks up and announces that she has a new Black and white cat named stinky.....


neutered or it that deodored

Stinky the cute flower kitty has not been as yet neutered or deodorized & Bonnie asks Wombat & Bill to do the job. They roll up their sleeves, wash their hands all the way up to their elbows, grab Stinky & ........

phew perfume

[wombat2u2004]

Stinky the cute flower kitty has not been as yet neutered or deodorized & Bonnie asks Wombat & Bill to do the job. They roll up their sleeves, wash their hands all the way up to their elbows, grab Stinky & ........

....both fall over backwards once they realise that Stinky is actually a skunk from Bonny's Skunk Farm. "Oh....phew perfume" Said Wom. "This lil critter sure does smell bad Bill. Bill....BILL...where are you Bill ???" Wom turns to see Bill running away, holding his nose as....................

Elyse returns with anti-skunk stink injection

[kokopup]

Wom

....both fall over backwards once they realise that Stinky is actually a skunk from Bonny's Skunk Farm. "Oh....phew perfume" Said Wom. "This lil critter sure does smell bad Bill. Bill....BILL...where are you Bill ???" Wom turns to see Bill running away, holding his nose as....................

Pheweeee
says' Bill, this little critter sure does pack a stink. meanwhile, Elyse returns with anti-skunk stink injection. Bill says, 'what is the injection Elyse". " I've never heard of such in all my dealings." Elyse says, 'I'm not sure what it is i just thought it sounded like the answer to our problem". "the first aid kit just said skunk injection". Elyse said" Lets all just calm down....

Wombat's confession
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[wombat2u2004]

Wom
Pheweeee
says' Bill, this little critter sure does pack a stink. meanwhile, Elyse returns with anti-skunk stink injection. Bill says, 'what is the injection Elyse". " I've never heard of such in all my dealings." Elyse says, 'I'm not sure what it is i just thought it sounded like the answer to our problem". "the first aid kit just said skunk injection". Elyse said" Lets all just calm down....

......as I inject you all with this potion I have. I'd better read the label first. It says THIS INJECTABLE POTION IS GUARANTEED TO WORK FINE. IF FOR ANY REASON IT DOESN'T, THEN CONTACT SNAKE OIL SAM FOR A FULL REFUND. Hmmmm, I don't think this is going to work Wom.Where did you get this from ??" Wom pulls a paper bag over his head, hoping that this will all go away. "Let's listen to Wombat's confession' said Bill 'I think something is amiss here." "Well, ok, I'll come clean" Said Wom "I am really Snake Oil Sam in disguise. The real Wom is still back at the Toadstool house, feeding on the various building components." With that, Snake Oil Sam leaps up and runs into the thicket, only to collide with............

Grizzly Bear with a toothache

[kokopup]

Wom aka Snake oil Sam

......as I inject you all with this potion I have. I'd better read the label first. It says THIS INJECTABLE POTION IS GUARANTEED TO WORK FINE. IF FOR ANY REASON IT DOESN'T, THEN CONTACT SNAKE OIL SAM FOR A FULL REFUND. Hmmmm, I don't think this is going to work Wom.Where did you get this from ??" Wom pulls a paper bag over his head, hoping that this will all go away. "Let's listen to Wombat's confession' said Bill 'I think something is amiss here." "Well, ok, I'll come clean" Said Wom "I am really Snake Oil Sam in disguise. The real Wom is still back at the Toadstool house, feeding on the various building components." With that, Snake Oil Sam leaps up and runs into the thicket, only to collide with............

Huge tree that was there for all to see. Everyone rushed up only to find that the supposed Snake oil Sam was in fact our belove Wombat. "I don't get it" says Bill, "why pretend to be some one like that scandrel Snake oil Sam. Elyse speaks up saying, "maybe he is not pretending, but is the real Mccoy" Just then as Wom or Snake oil is waking up, a loud roar comes from the bushes. Bonny said," that sounds like a mad Grizzly Bear with a toothache" We need to get out of here now. Elyse says, But we can't leave......

[wombat2u2004]

Wom aka Snake oil Sam


Huge tree that was there for all to see. Everyone rushed up only to find that the supposed Snake oil Sam was in fact our belove Wombat. "I don't get it" says Bill, "why pretend to be some one like that scandrel Snake oil Sam. Elyse speaks up saying, "maybe he is not pretending, but is the real Mccoy" Just then as Wom or Snake oil is waking up, a loud roar comes from the bushes. Bonny said," that sounds like a mad Grizzly Bear with a toothache" We need to get out of here now. Elyse says, But we can't leave......

......without Wom or Snake Oil Sam or whatever he calls himself in his schizophrenic state." Wom, still dazed and confused from his collision with the tree said " Ah, who cares about a stupid old bear ?? In my country, I am known as 'The Koala Bear Slayer', bears don't worry me at all. They are small and fluffy and soft, and easy to beat in a fight." With that, Wom jumps to his feet, runs into the thicket, tosses.............

Confetti

[cassiesmom]

With that, Wom jumps to his feet, tosses aside the bag that he had put over his head, and says, "Elyse, open your basket again. Under the lining is a zip-top bag with confetti in it. If we scatter some confetti around, we can protect ourselves from grizzly bears."

Elyse opens the basket, lifts out the lining and finds the confetti. "But Wom," she asks, "Are you sure this will work? I don't want you hurting yourself, or attracting a grizzly bear with a toothache. You took a pretty hard hit against that tree."


cake

[kokopup]

cassiesmom

Elyse opens the basket, lifts out the lining and finds the confetti. "But Wom," she asks, "Are you sure this will work? I don't want you hurting yourself, or attracting a grizzly bear with a toothache. You took a pretty hard hit against that tree."

Bill speaks up, 'I don't think Wom is in his right mind now", "I know he is hard headed but he just tried to uproot that tree back there with his head." "I suggest we get him to a safe place away from this Grizzly. I don't think he can grasp the difference between a Grizzly and a Koala bear. That's like trying to compare a cake to a bakery". Just then the Grizzly must have bitten into a piece of that cake because he let out with a Growl that just....

Library book

[wombat2u2004]

cassiesmom



Bill speaks up, 'I don't think Wom is in his right mind now", "I know he is hard headed but he just tried to uproot that tree back there with his head." "I suggest we get him to a safe place away from this Grizzly. I don't think he can grasp the difference between a Grizzly and a Koala bear. That's like trying to compare a cake to a bakery". Just then the Grizzly must have bitten into a piece of that cake because he let out with a Growl that just....

......reverberated through forest like the screaming of a USN captain at a pilot hopelessly lost somewhere over Korea. All of a sudden the mama and papa of all koala bears came bounding out of the forest. "Bugger" said Wom, as he grabbed the nearest thing to throw at the beast. Luckily for him, Bonny's wheelbarrow that was full of her lifelong possessions was handy, and he grabbed the nearest overdue library book from it, and hurled it at the bear. It missed. Everyone turned and ran towards the toadstool house. Elyse dropped her stethoscope, Bonny dropped her pitchfork, Bill dropped his Jews Harp, Helen dropped her half eaten Wendy's bacon burger, the Mayor dropped her box of peeps, Anne dropped her Rebel flag and wom dropped his...........

Can of Budweiser

[kokopup]

......reverberated through forest like the screaming of a USN captain at a pilot hopelessly lost somewhere over Korea. All of a sudden the mama and papa of all koala bears came bounding out of the forest. "Bugger" said Wom, as he grabbed the nearest thing to throw at the beast. Luckily for him, Bonny's wheelbarrow that was full of her lifelong possessions was handy, and he grabbed the nearest overdue library book from it, and hurled it at the bear. It missed. Everyone turned and ran towards the toadstool house. Elyse dropped her stethoscope, Bonny dropped her pitchfork, Bill dropped his Jews Harp, Helen dropped her half eaten Wendy's bacon burger, the Mayor dropped her box of peeps, Anne dropped her Rebel flag and Wom dropped his...........

__________________

....pants and Mooned the bear. The Bear was so shaken by Wom's backside it took off, tail between it's legs, bellowing like a stuck pig. This came as a relief to eveyone but Wom, still oblivious to everything around him. With Mr Bear out of the way everyone decided to go to Elyse's Mushroom cottage and celebrate. Everyone gathered around and Elyse gave everyone a Can of Budweiser. Wom took one look at the Bud can and shouted "you mean to tell me you don't have any FOSTER'S. I'm not drinking this..... "

Mountain Dew

[happylabs]

....pants and Mooned the bear. The Bear was so shaken by Wom's backside it took off, tail between it's legs, bellowing like a stuck pig. This came as a relief to eveyone but Wom, still oblivious to everything around him. With Mr Bear out of the way everyone decided to go to Elyse's Mushroom cottage and celebrate. Everyone gathered around and Elyse gave everyone a Can of Budweiser. Wom took one look at the Bud can and shouted "you mean to tell me you don't have any FOSTER'S. I'm not drinking this..... "

Mountain Dew

I'm not drinking this crap! This tastes like watered down Mountain Dew that someone dropped a skunk in." Elyse seems a bit taken back by Wom's comment and exclaims...

Jimmy Carter

[cassiesmom]

Wom took one look at the Bud can and shouted, "You mean to tell me you don't have any FOSTER'S. I'm not drinking this stuff. Foster's is the one I want. That's like drinking Sun Drop as a stand-in for Mountain Dew-- close, but just not the same."

Elyse says again, "Wom, you took a pretty hard hit against that tree. I don't think you should drink either Foster's or Mountain Dew right now. Give it just a little more time." But suddenly she feels a rush of cold air from the refrigerator in the toadstool kitchen and a voice shouts, "Hey, look! She's got Foster's right here!" Pilsner glasses are fetched from a cabinet and cans are popped open. "Oh, okay," says Elyse. "Let's just keep an eye on Wom, though."


Beernuts

Edited to add: Happylabs and I posted at the same time- should I delete mine?

[happylabs]

Wom took one look at the Bud can and shouted, "You mean to tell me you don't have any FOSTER'S. I'm not drinking this stuff. Foster's is the one I want. That's like drinking Sun Drop as a stand-in for Mountain Dew-- close, but just not the same."

Elyse says again, "Wom, you took a pretty hard hit against that tree. I don't think you should drink either Foster's or Mountain Dew right now. Give it just a little more time." But suddenly she feels a rush of cold air from the refrigerator in the toadstool kitchen and a voice shouts, "Hey, look! She's got Foster's right here!" Pilsner glasses are fetched from a cabinet and cans are popped open. "Oh, okay," says Elyse. "Let's just keep an eye on Wom, though."



Beernuts

Edited to add: Happylabs and I posted at the same time- should I delete mine?

I would say, take off your first paragraph and then go from there.