Wom took one look at the Bud can and shouted, "You mean to tell me you don't have any FOSTER'S. I'm not drinking this stuff. Foster's is the one I want. That's like drinking Sun Drop as a stand-in for Mountain Dew-- close, but just not the same."

Elyse says again, "Wom, you took a pretty hard hit against that tree. I don't think you should drink either Foster's or Mountain Dew right now. Give it just a little more time." But suddenly she feels a rush of cold air from the refrigerator in the toadstool kitchen and a voice shouts, "Hey, look! She's got Foster's right here!" Pilsner glasses are fetched from a cabinet and cans are popped open. "Oh, okay," says Elyse. "Let's just keep an eye on Wom, though."


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Edited to add: Happylabs and I posted at the same time- should I delete mine?