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"Elyse, you have company."

Elyse turns around and realizez it is actress Susan Lucci at the door. "Have you got a napkin?" she asks. "My knuckles are all greasy from knocking on your pepperoni pizza door." Elyse races to the kitchen and grabs paper towels off the roll, debating whether or not it's worth asking why Ms. Lucci is wearing a hat à la Minnie Pearl. She decides to leave it alone for now.

"But... but... you're famous! You're a daytime TV star! What are you doing at my toadstool house?" asks Elyse, handing over the paper towels.

Susan Lucci answers, "Well, I heard you're having a hootenanny in the area and I love folk and country music, so I decided to come." She wipes her hands and gives the used paper towels back to Elyse.

"Great," says Elyse. "We've already started eating... there's pizza at the back door, gingerbread at the front door and chocolate cake at the windows; please help yourself. Would you like to hang up your hat?"
"No, not really" said Susan " I really should be running along now. I just came by because everyone was telling me that this house was full of basket cases. And everyone was right. You're all nuts here." "NUTS ??? Did someone say nuts ??" Asked Wom. "I love nuts. Elyse, where did you hide the nuts ???" Bill and Helen came running.........

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