Story teller game

[kokopup]

Kokopup

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as we were about to fly out into Flathead Lake. we were saved because of bonny's lasso. No, Bonny didn't lasso anything but unknown to us all, it was dangling out of Bill's trunk and luck would have it, just as we passed the sign saying, "slow danger ahead", the lasso caught that sign and sent us spinning into the parking lot at The Flathead lake. Everyone gave a big sigh of relief. Bill said, Boy that was to close for comfort. Elyse speaks up, "what about your invigorating dip," Bill. Bill says, well I was driving up to Missoula for a Bike trip on the Great Divide, when I came up on this very lot. Everyone was down on that pier jumping in and having a good time so I decided I needed a break. I put on my swin suit and walked right out and was ready to jump in when I decided to dip my toe in the water. Gad....That was the coldest water I had ever seen and there was no way I was going into that water. Not wanting to go back without a dip and not having the nerve to jump in, I just walked up to this kid and said "push me in", he said, what? I said, "PUSH ME IN!" and with that, him and his buddy proceed, and pushed me in. The minute I hit that water it took my breath, and I came out so fast I barely got wet. Brrrr that was the coldest water I had ever seen. And now the rest......[/QUOTE]
......... of the story. We have all heard that phrase from the Paul Harvey show on the radio. I say we all , Aussey's may not have a Paul Harvey.

Bill speaks up "Have we indeed heard the rest of the story?" Why did Bonny have a lasso in the trunk? Was she planning on tying Wom up and dumping his miserable carcass in the lake. What kind of underhanded plan does Elyse have, and Wom that ......

Rest of the story indeed.

[cassiesmom]

What kind of underhanded plan does Elyse have, and Wom, that smarty, well, he will steer clear!

Elyse laughs long and loud. "I don't do underhanded plans!" she announces. "I'm not that clever and I don't like to put something over on people! You thought I was going to spring the rest of the story on you at the last minute. The rest of the story, indeed! The rest of the story is that as long as we're heading for Montana, we have to hurry to see the glaciers of Glacier National Park! They are decreasing in size due to climate change. So get back in the car ... it doesn't matter that the speedometer is broken, because this is Montana. Step on it! We'll get the car fixed after we've seen the glaciers. Use your lasso to spin us out of the parking lot and onto the freeway, Bonny!"


balloon

[wombat2u2004]

What kind of underhanded plan does Elyse have, and Wom, that smarty, well, he will steer clear!

Elyse laughs long and loud. "I don't do underhanded plans!" she announces. "I'm not that clever and I don't like to put something over on people! You thought I was going to spring the rest of the story on you at the last minute. The rest of the story, indeed! The rest of the story is that as long as we're heading for Montana, we have to hurry to see the glaciers of Glacier National Park! They are decreasing in size due to climate change. So get back in the car ... it doesn't matter that the speedometer is broken, because this is Montana. Step on it! We'll get the car fixed after we've seen the glaciers. Use your lasso to spin us out of the parking lot and onto the freeway, Bonny!"

"But Bill wanted to go for a swim" Said Wom.
"Ahhh, don't worry about it. We should be heading to Montana. I'll have a swim when we get there." Said Bill.
Wom walks into the forest a little, and pulls his mobile phone out of his pocket, dials his mate Stan.
"Stan !!' Said Wom 'False alarm. Bill won't be swimming in the lake. So I won't send the signal balloon up today. We'll meet in Montana. The plan should go ahead there, as Bill wants to swim there. And Stan....DON'T FORGET THE PIRANHA."
Wom walks back to the others waiting in the car.
"Is everything ok Wom ??" Said Bill.
"Yeah, everything is ok Fishfood.....er...I mean Bill." Said Wom.

Badlands

[Bonny]

"But Bill wanted to go for a swim" Said Wom.
"Ahhh, don't worry about it. We should be heading to Montana. I'll have a swim when we get there." Said Bill.
Wom walks into the forest a little, and pulls his mobile phone out of his pocket, dials his mate Stan.
"Stan !!' Said Wom 'False alarm. Bill won't be swimming in the lake. So I won't send the signal balloon up today. We'll meet in Montana. The plan should go ahead there, as Bill wants to swim there. And Stan....DON'T FORGET THE PIRANHA."
Wom walks back to the others waiting in the car.
"Is everything ok Wom ??" Said Bill.
"Yeah, everything is ok Fishfood.....er...I mean Bill." Said Wom.

Badlands

The Badlands appeared a head & everyone was frothing at the mouth from lack of water. It was a hot miserable day with the wind blowing & no air conditioning. The trunk was full of warm Bud Light so Bill pulled into a ghost town so everyone could find some relief & opened up the trunk .......

Pepe Le Pew

[kokopup]

Bonny

The Badlands appeared a head & everyone was frothing at the mouth from lack of water. It was a hot miserable day with the wind blowing & no air conditioning. The trunk was full of warm Bud Light so Bill pulled into a ghost town so everyone could find some relief & opened up the trunk .......

....Bill says, "ok every body the trunk is open if anyone wants a warm beer." Elyse said "Pew what on earth is that smell, is Pepe Le Pew living in your trunk." "No",said Bill, " I think that is the stupid fish tank Wom has been hauling around since Iowa." Wom speaks up, " Is there a problem with my harmless tropical fish. Elyse, "No, Wom, but they definitely need some fresh water or something." Why on earth are you carrying them...

Yellowstone

[cassiesmom]

"Why on earth are you carrying them with us?"

Wom answers, "To refill the tank with water from Yellowstone, silly! It's such pure water!"

"Ohhh, I see," says Elyse, bluffing and wondering what's wrong with filtered tap water. "We need to find somewhere to get ice so we can chill the beer."

Wom explains, "The tropical fish need the purest water because..."


Salt Lake City

[wombat2u2004]

"Why on earth are you carrying them with us?"

Wom answers, "To refill the tank with water from Yellowstone, silly! It's such pure water!"

"Ohhh, I see," says Elyse, bluffing and wondering what's wrong with filtered tap water. "We need to find somewhere to get ice so we can chill the beer."

Wom explains, "The tropical fish need the purest water because..."

.....they are used to the good things in life, and they appreciate it."
"But Wom,' said Elyse 'how do you know the fish appreciate it ?"
"I just do !!!" Said Wom. "Besides, if you really want proof, then we'll have to drive to Salt Lake City where the local Shaman there will confirm it."
Just then, they all heard a thud. Turning around, they see that Bonny has fallen flat on her face.
"That's it.' said Wom 'Bonny's been guzzling the beer down again. She's drunk as usual."
"Typical bloody Iowan's" said Bill as....................

Raw egg and ketchup cocktail