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....pants and Mooned the bear. The Bear was so shaken by Wom's backside it took off, tail between it's legs, bellowing like a stuck pig. This came as a relief to eveyone but Wom, still oblivious to everything around him. With Mr Bear out of the way everyone decided to go to Elyse's Mushroom cottage and celebrate. Everyone gathered around and Elyse gave everyone a Can of Budweiser. Wom took one look at the Bud can and shouted "you mean to tell me you don't have any FOSTER'S. I'm not drinking this..... "

Mountain Dew
I'm not drinking this crap! This tastes like watered down Mountain Dew that someone dropped a skunk in." Elyse seems a bit taken back by Wom's comment and exclaims...

Jimmy Carter