Story teller game

[kokopup]

the hide right off of my buttocks. "What you need is some Monkey Butt Powder." Said Bonnie This Canyon ride seems to be taking its toll on everyone. You city slickers are going to have to toughen up & suck it in. Now lets ride em out & head em up . . . . .

.....raw hide. Bill chimes in again, Listen everyone if we make the canyon by tomorrow maybe we can just go on up and pick the great divide mountain bike route. After we see the canyon there is a WHOLE lot of boring riding to Memphis, but the ride up the Great Divide route is beautiful. If we ride up to Wolf Creek Pass and on to Salida we can pick up the route there. I have lead 4 groups from Steam Boat to Salida but have never ridden it going north. There is a Buffalo ranch in South Park that cooks up some outstanding buffalo burgers for special guest. Lets have a show of hands.....

Breckenridge

[wombat2u2004]

.....raw hide. Bill chimes in again, Listen everyone if we make the canyon by tomorrow maybe we can just go on up and pick the great divide mountain bike route. After we see the canyon there is a WHOLE lot of boring riding to Memphis, but the ride up the Great Divide route is beautiful. If we ride up to Wolf Creek Pass and on to Salida we can pick up the route there. I have lead 4 groups from Steam Boat to Salida but have never ridden it going north. There is a Buffalo ranch in South Park that cooks up some outstanding buffalo burgers for special guest. Lets have a show of hands.....

.....to see who wants a buffalo burger at South Park"
Everyone sticks their hands up, except Bonny.
"Do they have Prairie Dog Burgers ?" Said Bonny.
"No !!!' Said Wom 'What is this ??? A bloody smorgasbord or something ? You can only get Prairie Dog Burgers in Breckenridge. If you want to come with us, you'll have to settle for a Buffalo Burger."
"Can I have fries with that?" Said Elyse.
"I wanna chocolate shake" Said Bill.
"What about a frozen coke ? Do they have frozen cokes there Wom ??" Said Grand Chester.
"Shaddup you lot !!' Yells Wom 'If they had all of that stuff, it would be be called McBuffalo Ranch at McSouth Park wouldn't it ??? Here comes someone along the road now from South Park, you can all ask him."

Cartman

[kokopup]

.....to see who wants a buffalo burger at South Park"
Everyone sticks their hands up, except Bonny.
"Do they have Prairie Dog Burgers ?" Said Bonny.
"No !!!' Said Wom 'What is this ??? A bloody smorgasbord or something ? You can only get Prairie Dog Burgers in Breckenridge. If you want to come with us, you'll have to settle for a Buffalo Burger."
"Can I have fries with that?" Said Elyse.
"I wanna chocolate shake" Said Bill.
"What about a frozen coke ? Do they have frozen cokes there Wom ??" Said Grand Chester.
"Shaddup you lot !!' Yells Wom 'If they had all of that stuff, it would be be called McBuffalo Ranch at McSouth Park wouldn't it ??? Here comes someone along the road now from South Park, you can all ask him."

Grandchester arms waving, "Hello someone from South park." "do you know if they have frozen coke at the Buffalo ranch in South Park". Man from South Park answers. " yes I do know." "No young man, all they have is frozen Pepsi". Oh Darn" says, Chester not feeling very Grand. You can get a frozen coke over in Breckenridge. Just take the South Park express over Boreas Pass. Chester ask." do you know Eric Cartman"
Man answers, "Sure thing young man everybody in the South park......

Camping on Lake Dillon

[Bonny]

Grandchester arms waving, "Hello someone from South park." "do you know if they have frozen coke at the Buffalo ranch in South Park". Man from South Park answers. " yes I do know." "No young man, all they have is frozen Pepsi". Oh Darn" says, Chester not feeling very Grand. You can get a frozen coke over in Breckenridge. Just take the South Park express over Boreas Pass. Chester ask." do you know Eric Cartman"
Man answers, "Sure thing young man everybody in the South park......

Camping on Lake Dillon

Camping on Lake Dillon knows Eric Cartman. He cleans outhouses with a tooth brush for the park service along with greeting the guests & putting pennies in the electric outlets when the fuses blow he is now . . . .

Doctorate Degree

[kokopup]

Camping on Lake Dillon knows Eric Cartman. He cleans outhouses with a tooth brush for the park service along with greeting the guests & putting pennies in the electric outlets when the fuses blow he is now . . . .

...an impessive example of our younger generation. I can see him getting a Doctorate Degree in outhouse maintenance or some other lucrative endeaver. Where are you guys going if I might ask. Chester speaks up," to Breckenridge to get a frozen coke." Bill speaks up, he is just a little off today, No really we hope to be in South Park tomorrow maybe." Elyse speaks up, "Wait , hold that thought. I haven't agreed to this venture up the Great Divide." Wom interrupts, " are you still set on flying to Memphis." I certainly haven't been walloped with Bill's shovel. What exactly is your....


Bee in bonnet

[GrandChester]

...an impessive example of our younger generation. I can see him getting a Doctorate Degree in outhouse maintenance or some other lucrative endeaver. Where are you guys going if I might ask. Chester speaks up," to Breckenridge to get a frozen coke." Bill speaks up, he is just a little off today, No really we hope to be in South Park tomorrow maybe." Elyse speaks up, "Wait , hold that thought. I haven't agreed to this venture up the Great Divide." Wom interrupts, " are you still set on flying to Memphis." I certainly haven't been walloped with Bill's shovel. What exactly is your....


Bee in bonnet

...flight plan, Elyse? asks Wom. "I seem to think a good slap in the earhole will clear some cobwebs. "We all are gonna have to use some pedal power to get anywhere! Bill just heard this on MopedRockRadio that all travel has been GROUNDED. Arrggh this GreenHouse gas.
"Oh noooooo whaaaa"...sobs Elyse.
"For cryin out loud Elyse...we aren't asking you to bike it NON-STOP. We will break as much as you need. Here... get off your butt & apply some Monkey Butt talc. Does the cheeks wonders! Cassie snickers as she puts on her bike gear.

"Geesh you act like one with a bee in bonnet! says GrandChester.
When all this craze about greenhouse gas subsides you can still hop a flight out at the next airport. So heres bottled water for everyone..complements of Al & Tipper!

Cow tippin'

[Bonny]

...flight plan, Elyse? asks Wom. "I seem to think a good slap in the earhole will clear some cobwebs. "We all are gonna have to use some pedal power to get anywhere! Bill just heard this on MopedRockRadio that all travel has been GROUNDED. Arrggh this GreenHouse gas.
"Oh noooooo whaaaa"...sobs Elyse.
"For cryin out loud Elyse...we aren't asking you to bike it NON-STOP. We will break as much as you need. Here... get off your butt & apply some Monkey Butt talc. Does the cheeks wonders! Cassie snickers as she puts on her bike gear.

"Geesh you act like one with a bee in bonnet! says GrandChester.
When all this craze about greenhouse gas subsides you can still hop a flight out at the next airport. So heres bottled water for everyone..complements of Al & Tipper!

Cow tippin'

"I wonder if the water is organic" says Elyse. " Bill I know a short cut up over Cinnamon Pass." Bonny we know about your short cuts that turn into long cuts. Really I have been up to Cinnamon Pass what a view & we can free wheel down off the switch backs once we get up there. There are cows up there with legs shorter on one side then the other & we can do some Cow tippin while we are up there. What do you all say are you game for a GREAT ADVENTURE ?????????????????????????????????


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