Quote Originally Posted by cassiesmom View Post
What kind of underhanded plan does Elyse have, and Wom, that smarty, well, he will steer clear!

Elyse laughs long and loud. "I don't do underhanded plans!" she announces. "I'm not that clever and I don't like to put something over on people! You thought I was going to spring the rest of the story on you at the last minute. The rest of the story, indeed! The rest of the story is that as long as we're heading for Montana, we have to hurry to see the glaciers of Glacier National Park! They are decreasing in size due to climate change. So get back in the car ... it doesn't matter that the speedometer is broken, because this is Montana. Step on it! We'll get the car fixed after we've seen the glaciers. Use your lasso to spin us out of the parking lot and onto the freeway, Bonny!"
"But Bill wanted to go for a swim" Said Wom.
"Ahhh, don't worry about it. We should be heading to Montana. I'll have a swim when we get there." Said Bill.
Wom walks into the forest a little, and pulls his mobile phone out of his pocket, dials his mate Stan.
"Stan !!' Said Wom 'False alarm. Bill won't be swimming in the lake. So I won't send the signal balloon up today. We'll meet in Montana. The plan should go ahead there, as Bill wants to swim there. And Stan....DON'T FORGET THE PIRANHA."
Wom walks back to the others waiting in the car.
"Is everything ok Wom ??" Said Bill.
"Yeah, everything is ok Fishfood.....er...I mean Bill." Said Wom.

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