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.....what the true definition of sex is, since her father had muddied the water in that regard. Baking cookies is the number one priority of the Stay at home league of mothers. If you can't bake cookies what else do you serve with that hot coco on those cold Washington nights. Press secretary wantabe Bonny speaks up with a tone of authority. I want to make it perfectly clear that....

Secretary Of Operational Wombat Intelligents (SOOWI )
the first batch of Chelsie's cookies are to be tested for flavor & texture by the Secretary of Operational Wombat Intelligence (SOOWI). If they aren't up to the high standards of the Stay At Home League of Mothers we will have to .....

Martha Stewart