Quote Originally Posted by wombat2u2004 View Post
......turn Iowan prairie dogs into doves, and they can all fly away. It's like The greatest show on earth."
"Wow' said Wom 'he can really do that ??? I want to see him do that."
"NOOOOHOOOHOOOOO' yelled Bonny 'you can't do that to my prairie dog collection."
"Well if you don't agree to us using you prairie dog collection,' said Wom 'how can I ever believe that these Kibbler Cookie thingies actually exist ?? Or are they just a figment of everyones imagination ??"
"Okayyyyyyyyy' said Bill 'I've got an idea. First we............

Tieing Bonny up with duct tape
are tying Bonny up with duct tape. "I don't think so" says Bonnie. You mess with my prairie dog collection & you'll end up with Monkey Pocks & I can guarantee it. You will end up with great big boils on your bodies, with high fevers, & all your hair will fall out. Not only that you will start digging holes in the ground & making your own dog towns & grow huge buck teeth. Monkey Pocks will make the Keebler Elf .........


Mary Poppins