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I'm not drinking this crap! This tastes like watered down Mountain Dew that someone dropped a skunk in." Elyse seems a bit taken back by Wom's comment and exclaims...

"Wom, you took a pretty hard hit against that tree. I don't think you should drink either Foster's or Mountain Dew right now. Give it just a little more time." But suddenly she feels a rush of cold air from the refrigerator in the toadstool kitchen and a voice shouts, "Hey, look! She's got Foster's right here!" Pilsner glasses are fetched from a cabinet and cans are popped open. "Oh, okay," says Elyse. "Let's just keep an eye on Wom, though."
"What are all you lookin at ?" Said Wom as he headed for the refrigerator, sensing that all present were trying their best to keep him from the golden drop. "Now just hang on there a durn minute" Said Bonny, as she lunged towards Wom in fight mode. "Fight fairly" Said Wom as Bonny bit him on the shin. "Yes, fight fairly" yelled Bill as he hit Wom over the head with a rusty horseshoe. "Stop it this instant" said Elyse as Helen was about to secure Wom with her famous Pennsylvanian head lock maneuver. "I have the solution" continued Elyse..."it's in the bucket outside the door, lets pour it over his head. "Nooooooooo....' said Wom 'not the dreaded mollasses in the bucket treatment." "Yes' said Bonny 'when we're finished with ya, you'll have a head as ugly as Jimmy Carter."

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